i see your grades
and i raise them with a masters from oxford and a law conversion, meaning that i have LLB, BA Hons and MSt.

AND i have piano up to grade 5.

AND my 5 metre swimming badge (can you believe they even bothered with a fucking 5 metre badge?!)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 May 2011, 10:00, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I failed my 5m badge once.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 May 2011, 10:06, Reply)

wouldn't that mean you drowned?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 May 2011, 10:07, Reply)

No, I put my feet down before reaching the end
I went to a school where the method of teaching people to swim was "chuck them in"
(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 May 2011, 10:10, Reply)

I've got Ballroom and Latin dancing Gold Star 3
Stick that in your pipe and smoke it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 May 2011, 10:06, Reply)

I've got enhanced Disclosure
that means I actually have a card that says I'm not a paedophile. Beat THAT.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 May 2011, 10:09, Reply)

I'm security cleared to SC level
so not only am I not a paedo, I'm also not a terrorist.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 18 May 2011, 10:11, Reply)

Sorry mate, even I have SC security clearance
So that's hardly an achievement.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 May 2011, 10:19, Reply)

*Non-terrorist fives*

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 18 May 2011, 10:23, Reply)

Can anyone else here assembled claim to not be a terrorist?
Actually, which B3tan do you consider most likely to be Jihad-tastic?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 May 2011, 10:24, Reply)

yeah, but you weren't stoned the whole time ;-)

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 May 2011, 10:10, Reply)

how do you know??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 May 2011, 10:11, Reply)

You've got too many tales of going out and meeting people
to have been stoned all the time.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 May 2011, 10:15, Reply)

I can pretty much guarantee that you wouldn't have physically been able to smoke bongs for 6 hours the night before a 9am exam
on such things as applied numerical methods and hydroinformatics
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 May 2011, 10:16, Reply)

you are both right
i like exams though. i am very lazy but have a photographic memory, which means i can do fuck all and still get good grades.

the down-side is that it all falls out of my brain again after the first celebratory vodka...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 May 2011, 10:17, Reply)

I'm good at exams too, and also have a good memory, not photographic though
I have a good instinct for how much work is required for something. Actually very useful in my working life. People get bogged down in detail too much.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 May 2011, 10:20, Reply)

So this is actually you:
www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2246#comic
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 18 May 2011, 10:25, Reply)

Why are you proud of this?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 18 May 2011, 10:25, Reply)