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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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face anus
(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:25, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
I'm not sure it's possible to be a pretty anus
especially one as cavernously gaping as Darth's no doubt is.
(berk, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:27, Reply)
I reckon Lampitos is fairly pretty.
It must be to get that much action.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:29, Reply)
I have the prettiest anus you've ever seen
The aforementioned cavernous nature of it has allowed me to decorate it very elaborately with soft furnishings and pink chiffon wallpaper.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:29, Reply)
I reckon Darth Foxtrot gets his anus bleached and waxed.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:31, Reply)

l r
w t
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:35, Reply)
nicely done

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:35, Reply)
why thank you

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:39, Reply)
This really is very, very good
*click*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:46, Reply)
Wow.
I really have absolutely no need to be confronted by your anus at this time of night,
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 May 2011, 21:31, Reply)
it's more of a first thing in the morning thing isn't it?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:33, Reply)
Only if you've got a bottle of mind bleach handy

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 May 2011, 21:34, Reply)
That's not what you said last night!
Oh wait. That IS what you said last night.

Damn.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:36, Reply)
So who's going?
My money's on either Gavin or Vincent.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 May 2011, 21:43, Reply)
At this point in time, Gavin is so far in the lead that the others can barely see him
He is also most definitely not on the "hot enough to win" list. Best to thin them out early.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:44, Reply)
I'd be quite happy to see the back of that fat blonde bird.
Her accent really grates.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 May 2011, 21:48, Reply)
Agreed
Vincent is clearly a twat of the highest order, and will therefore be retained on what I call The Baggs Principle.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:51, Reply)
He is a greasy spiv
and if he has ever touched a woman's vagina, I would be incredibly surprised.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 May 2011, 21:53, Reply)
Aha, you've clearly had Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen in there
in both senses of the word, I'm guessing...
(berk, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:41, Reply)
Hello you
how's... y'know.... 'things'?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 May 2011, 21:42, Reply)
Are you talking about her vagina?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:44, Reply)
I most certainly am not
I'm talking about things.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 May 2011, 21:47, Reply)
oh, boobs?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:48, Reply)
This is like well-endowed girl central

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:50, Reply)
yeah
we've all got big cocks
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:51, Reply)
Like her blokes penis?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:49, Reply)
which, as we well know, is 'average'

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 May 2011, 21:50, Reply)
Errr, no, I think you'll find it's below average
or even "small"
(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:55, Reply)
If we're talking about a certain gentleman
'things' are very well, cheers. And your good self?
(berk, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:49, Reply)
I am in an absurdly good mood today.
I am hoping this state of affairs continues.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 May 2011, 21:51, Reply)
Yes and no
I do all my own internal decor
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:45, Reply)
how do you manage to spunk in your own ass?!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:46, Reply)
I am phenomenally well-endowed
and I thank you for giving me chance to say so
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:48, Reply)
pfft

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:53, Reply)
He has been told to 'go fuck himself' so many times....

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:55, Reply)

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