How about a show called Fuck of Bert
Where the celebrities are all called Bert and you get to tell them to fuck off. Trouble is I can think of several Burt's but the only Bert's I can think of are Bert the Chimney Sweep from Mary Poppins and Bert Raccoon from The Raccoons.
( Peej, Thu 19 May 2011, 9:38, 7 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Bert from Seasame Street

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 9:40, Reply)

Great so far we have three fictional Characters
This show sucks!
( Peej, Thu 19 May 2011, 9:45, Reply)

Is that like 'Mull of Kintyre'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 May 2011, 9:41, Reply)

I didn't think it was possible
but it is actually worse than Mull of Kintyre
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 9:42, Reply)

But it got to number one
So it must be good right? Like Mr Blobby and Bob the Builder. Oh and Saturday Night! De de dada da!
( Peej, Thu 19 May 2011, 9:48, Reply)

Burt Reynolds

(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 May 2011, 9:42, Reply)

He's a Burt not a Bert
Burton Reynolds Jr
( Peej, Thu 19 May 2011, 9:45, Reply)

There is gay Bert.
You know, that one that is fucking Ernie on Sesame Street.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 May 2011, 9:44, Reply)

WOULD

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 19 May 2011, 9:48, Reply)

Any excuse to post this video
Sound needed
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:06, Reply)

Bert Jansch?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 May 2011, 9:47, Reply)

Scottish people on my TV show?
Not whilst there's still blood flowing through my veins.
( Peej, Thu 19 May 2011, 9:50, Reply)

I suspect not many will know who he is

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:11, Reply)

Bertie Bassett is another.
God, there are all-sorts when you think about it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 May 2011, 9:49, Reply)

SPANG!

( Peej, Thu 19 May 2011, 9:50, Reply)

Bert McCracken
I'd happily tell him to fuck off.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:08, Reply)