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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Morning
it is the last day of the week so it has to be up from here. However the guy who takes the hot sandwich orders is late in and there's a real danger I might not get a sausage and egg sandwich this morning.

CRISIS.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:10, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
Hmmm, I haven't really eaten properly this past few days
and right now a sausage and egg sandwich is sounding properly good. I might just buy a bunch of butcher's sausages, eggs and bread and make rounds of them tonight after beer. MMMmmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:15, Reply)
Arrr man, can i come to yours tonight?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:16, Reply)
No, the local authority doesn't grant us licences to entertain massive fuckwit bender kangaroo-fuckers.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:19, Reply)
Flid off you foot licking piss nose

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:21, Reply)
Cart my jockstrap, clunge-breathing ass cancer.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:21, Reply)
Just because you smoke dog shit burgers through your arse

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:23, Reply)
Better than snorting crusty pus off the belly of a syphilitic dwarf hooker smacked out on cow-beans.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:24, Reply)
Maybe, but we all know you spend your Friday nights
hooked up on CAYKE with your head in a fat man's fetid anus you Ocelot fingering cum sponge
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:27, Reply)
WUV WOO!

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:29, Reply)
Arse.
Turns out today is the day most of the office is doing a Chinese take-out for lunch (I'm not, it's shit) and for some reason that means they don't want a hot sandwich. So there's not enough demand for the minimum delivery order for hot sandwiches.

Fucksocks. I shall have to buy a sausage roll from the sandwich lady when she turns up and microwave it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:39, Reply)

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