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If you were a bird, what kind of bird would you be?

alt: if I bird were you what kind of you would it be

alt alt: read my latest coll3ctive post! I'm totally geeking about things people don't care about
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 May 2011, 22:50, 16 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'd be a hummingbird, they look pretty cool, especially in slo-mo
Alt: I've read the question three times. I'm afraid my brain would melt if I attempt a fourth.

Alt alt:Maybe later, the rum is kicking in and my wife has just exposed me to Legally Blonde 2. Fragile brain is fragile.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 20 May 2011, 23:10, Reply)

and you'd have to eat constantly to stay alive

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 May 2011, 23:10, Reply)

Ooh, like Pac-Man?
I might have to think this one over.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sat 21 May 2011, 0:27, Reply)

alright Queen Crunchy
I'd be a crow - a bit scruffy and not generally held in high regard, but bright by bird standards and posessing a fucking sharp set of talons.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 20 May 2011, 23:10, Reply)

evening, sir
good choice, those guys are like sky ninjas
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 May 2011, 23:11, Reply)

Some of them are rappers too.
davidguy.brinkster.net/goaste/djcrow001.html
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 20 May 2011, 23:13, Reply)

that's some sik rhymes

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 May 2011, 23:16, Reply)

an owl
they are awesome.

Alt: probably a gannet or a heron.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 20 May 2011, 23:25, Reply)

then you could turn your head all the way round
to do some proper letching
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 May 2011, 23:33, Reply)

Apropos of nothing
I saw my double yesterday, standing across the street. As he looked at me with those cold, cold eyes, I was chillingly aware of the legend that if you see your doppelganger, you will soon die.

Then he was hit by a truck.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 21 May 2011, 1:31, Reply)

Ostrich
Big and impressive but totally useless when it comes to flying.
Great at sticking my head in the sand and going la la la la I cant hear you and you cant see me.

If a bird were me, it would of course be an owl, big eyed, nocturnal and fond of rodents
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sat 21 May 2011, 1:59, Reply)

Rockhopper penguin.
Sexiest of ALL the sexy midget nuns.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 21 May 2011, 4:30, Reply)

STUJ

( Lisette von Falcon, Sat 21 May 2011, 4:35, Reply)

KRISTINE!
:D
*Panders*
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 21 May 2011, 4:58, Reply)

One with massive tits.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 21 May 2011, 13:15, Reply)

great tit?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 21 May 2011, 13:39, Reply)