Alt: masturbation

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:14, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

+in public whilst screaming the Lords Prayer.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:14, Reply)

You'll be able to hear me shortly; which floor do you work on again?

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:16, Reply)

I'm moving around today, the best idea will be to do it in the lift, but hit every button to the top, so you can cover all floors
...What a bizarre mental image.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:18, Reply)

Or I could just spaff into the central air-conditioning
so it will eventually be distributed all around your office block, meaning you could be blessed with a lungful of my frustrated swimmers whichever floor you're on.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:21, Reply)

But that's only one sense being assaulted
The lift idea means you could easily assault up to 4 senses at the same time
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:24, Reply)

Oh, I've been saving them up
You won't just get a faint whiff of the stuff, it will spray through those vents and into the offices as a fine, off-white mist.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:29, Reply)

central air-conditioning coffee machine
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 23 May 2011, 11:24, Reply)

I'll have a full fat latte please...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:28, Reply)

full man
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:41, Reply)

THATTS TH JOWK

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:42, Reply)

I was reading from the bottom up
something you will be familiar with
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:43, Reply)