Class Reunion
I've got a reunion this saturday with my secondary school class. I think I remember most of the names of people who are going, but a lot of them have far cooler lives than me.... married with kids or doctor and all that.

I guess I'm not the worst, although I'm really really fat, there are some people there who (from facebook) look like they're in their late 30s or even early 40s. And there is probably a few who have had to have DNA tests ala Jermey Kyle.

So, I've got a week to do something totally rad so I can walk away going "Oh my goodness, just look at what a state _that_ turned into".

alt: Lunch is "Radiant Rainbow Layers" fruit cocktail from marks.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:58, 58 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Just lie through your teeth,
everyone else will.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:58, Reply)

Oh pretend you got married but she died in 7/7

(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:59, Reply)

Oh that would be so cool, I spent all the compo money "finding myself" in cambodia where I found inspiration to start a new buisness...
... being the exclusive importer in the UK for what is known over as "coconut".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:02, Reply)

You've got two kids, but you've sent them to a swiss boarding school.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:04, Reply)

is that a boarding school that is full of holes?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:07, Reply)

This deserves a click

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:11, Reply)

it doesn't really

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:17, Reply)

Best of a bad morning, truth be told
Come on everyone, puns ahoy!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:17, Reply)

can't think of anything worse

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:04, Reply)

Oh come on, use your imagination.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:06, Reply)

it's been stunted through boredom

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:07, Reply)

Your mother being murdered by your beloved brother and watching the court case play out as your family gets split into tiny fragments of what it used to be.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:06, Reply)

Shoving 12 oysters up your granny's fanny and licking out 13.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:06, Reply)

D:

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:10, Reply)

Hi lunch
Nice to see you again, all over my keyboard
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:22, Reply)

Oysters?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:23, Reply)

There seems to be a few in there, yes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:24, Reply)

12 or 13?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:25, Reply)

You know, I can't rightly remember myself
So I guess the question is, do you feel lucky, punk?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:44, Reply)

I feel sick punk
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:46, Reply)

Cleaning someone's smegma covered helmet using nothing but your tongue.
I blame Gonz for that idea, due to something he linked a long time ago
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:09, Reply)

Smelling that guy you hate at work's jizz on your mum's breath as she goes to kiss you good night.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:11, Reply)

Feel free to stop any time soon Gonz!
*bokes*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:14, Reply)

Running over a small boy, which later turns out to be your unknown son?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:15, Reply)

Getting a massive papercut
on your bellend.
( Peej, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:18, Reply)

massive unseen other than by microscope
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:20, Reply)

A video of you shagging a sheep going viral on the internet.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:32, Reply)

again

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:33, Reply)

Marks do mango with a slice of lime to squeeze over. I think that's a really good idea.
Lunch is tbc.

Q: say you work for MI6. Well, don't say it, but tap your nose and say "My job is classified if you know what I mean..."
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:11, Reply)

It is classified
I work for the local newspaper in the adverts section
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:14, Reply)

boom boom.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:24, Reply)

Sorry

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:25, Reply)

No, it was good!
I'm just faintly traumatised.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:27, Reply)

By what?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:27, Reply)

She can't believe you outfoxed her.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:29, Reply)

This is understandable
I appear to have left my brain at home today
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:30, Reply)

Massive giant colossal spider
I screamed my head off, and tried to throw it out the window but ultimately I failed and I'm worried I'll have a vengeful spider spirit coming for me.

Or that I just deprived several hundred spiderbabies of their mother.
OR THOSE SEVERAL HUNDRED SPIDERBABIES ARE IN MY ROOM AAAAARGH
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:31, Reply)

ROOM HAIR
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:34, Reply)

You're brave.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:35, Reply)

Black up before you go, that should raise a few eyebrows
Alt: Cottage pie I made last week, with peas.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:11, Reply)

Best suggestion yet
TropicThunderlols
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:13, Reply)

"hahah, oh yeah', about that, I was always black but when I hit pubity my skin darkened"

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:15, Reply)

This
But wear a mankini and only have your face and arms blacked as though you normally wear a t-shirt.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:18, Reply)

Haha!
I like it
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:19, Reply)

I'll second Chompy and make something up
My 20 year school reunion was excellent, mind you.

Alt:
Pitta bread, lemon hummous, red pepper, proscuitto, olives and sun-dried tomato. NOM
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:12, Reply)

Olives are vile.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:15, Reply)

More for me then
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:17, Reply)

I'm also not a fan of the texture of sun dried tomatoes, but I love the flavour they give to breads, and other things like that.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:18, Reply)

I'm just feeling a bit Mediterranean this week

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:20, Reply)

Going to have some Maltesers for pudding?
Sorry
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:21, Reply)

You should be sorry

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:25, Reply)

Totally NOT going to my highschool reunion.
It's pointless.

If they boast about their kids, boast about all the places you get to go and things you get to do because you don't have kids.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:20, Reply)

You can't really boast about kids
"My daughter walked at 1 month"
"So fuck"
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:21, Reply)

+her, sooner rather than later.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:23, Reply)

Haha!
I hate all the pushy parents that you get. I always try to counter it by explaining how Liam (my son) did a particularly impressive shit
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:26, Reply)

"Was it to run away from your fucking terrifying face"
"Or an attempt to escape the unutterable, mind crushing tedium of having you for a parent?"
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:23, Reply)

It seems a fairly pointless exercise for those my age, as we've had facebook since near enough the day we left high school
So we've all been able to keep in touch, it just doesn't really seem worth it.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:22, Reply)

exactly this
plus they all hang out anyway, and they're doing, well, nothing special
basicallly what one would do any other weekend of the month
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:26, Reply)