ouch x 2

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:18, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Went to my parents house and my mum had made steak and I couldn't eat it :((((((((((((((((((((((((

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:18, Reply)

She made a steak? Crikey food prodcution in the USA is lightyears ahead of us
We still have to kill a cow to get ours
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:20, Reply)

shut. up. douche. bag.

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:28, Reply)

I've never been called a douche bag before....

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:30, Reply)

WTF actually is a douche bag?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:32, Reply)

Colostomy, I think?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:33, Reply)

It's a bag containing a pre-mixed vaginal douche solution, probably with appropriate 'nozzle' as well
Like an enema, basically.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:36, Reply)

Is it vaginal? I thought it was for the bum bum.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:36, Reply)

I'm 90% sure it's vaginal
Wikipedia says douche = vaginal, enema = anal. Not sure how true that is, but it's how I understood it. But then you can buy anal douching kits...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:38, Reply)

your face is 90% vaginal

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:38, Reply)

vaginal chins
(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:39, Reply)

Shit!
and this
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:39, Reply)

Oh dear
I actually lolled at this
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:39, Reply)

Your mum's vagina is 90% faces
All twisted by unholy torture, and screaming in agony.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:41, Reply)

+e
spacedocklols
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:41, Reply)

I liked mine better

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:42, Reply)

your mum's vagina is 90% faeces
due to her trying to get gay men to fuck her
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:42, Reply)

Your mum's faeces is 90% horse cum

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:44, Reply)

your face is covered in faeces that is 90% horse cum

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:47, Reply)

your faeces is 90% horse faeces, 10% your own cum
Which you then eat as part of a solo 'human centipede' tribute act.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:50, Reply)

well, your solo human centipede show was so successful that a tribute act was the sensible thing to do

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:58, Reply)

This is genius

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:50, Reply)

sure is, mostly used after women get their period

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:44, Reply)

What to wash away those annoying cloying clots?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:51, Reply)

no idea, really

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:54, Reply)

Enema.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:39, Reply)

Ahh, my mistake!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:37, Reply)

A bag full of water that you shoot up your arse with a funnel thing,
It "cleans you out" or something.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:36, Reply)

I thought it was the squeezy part of the douche.
I'm not sure.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:36, Reply)

...and you the expert in these matters too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:37, Reply)

first time for everything, eh

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:46, Reply)

Noooooooooooo!
That is evil
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:20, Reply)