I'm so middle class that I just had the following conversation
Me: I sold the flat in cyprus last week, that's pretty cool.
Collegue: Where are you going to stay when you go there?
Me: Oh, I still have the villa.
Collgue: "Oh, I still have the villa", I'm going to blog that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:03, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

and you're still not married?
oh gonz, when will you stop that jet setting lifestyle, hanging with all the celebrities, and just settle down?
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:06, Reply)

Looks like you are getting the sushi in then!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:06, Reply)

that's not fucking middle class
2 holiday homes is quite clearly upper class, like being privately educated or having a double barrelled surname.

I know my place.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:30, Reply)

You tell 'em, Mr In-Chains

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:31, Reply)

coming round here, pretending they live in a semi and go on British holidays

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:33, Reply)

I've got a semi

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:47, Reply)