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Because labs and Vipros flirting is making me feel sick.

Now as we're all middle class white people tell me how middle class you are.

I'm so middle class I didn't know what a salad bar was until I was 17.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:49, 158 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

what, 17 stone?
you fat cunt
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:51, Reply)

No 17 years old, I just never went to a place that had them.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:51, Reply)

Pizza Hut is too "upmarket" for MK

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:52, Reply)

Oh we've got a few
but I've only ever been once in my life. Pizza express is just over the road, why would you go to Pizza hut?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:53, Reply)

This^
It is shit. The pizzas taste of fuck all
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:54, Reply)

I never went anywhere with one either
I've only been to Pizza Hut once. It was shit and the staff were so terrible I cam very close to walking out without paying.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:55, Reply)

Annoyingly my daughter and Mrs Cow like it there
So I've been more times than I'd like to
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:57, Reply)

you should slap their bitch asses raw

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:59, Reply)

I just let them go
Me and the boy then watch the football
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:00, Reply)

My friend was a waitress in Pizza Hut when she was at uni
The staff are treated like shit. If people run out without paying the waitress has to pay the bill, no matter what it cost.
( Peej, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:02, Reply)

there's an easy way to prevent that
not being a shit waitress.

I didn't walk out, but it was close.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:03, Reply)

I wish that were the case
No matter how hard a waitress tries you will always get wankers that run out without paying. If your a shit waitress you should get sacked but a good waitress shouldn't have to pay out of her own pocket if someone steals from the company. It's not like Pizza Hut are broke.
( Peej, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:15, Reply)

I equate myself as being lower class and I'm happy with that

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:53, Reply)

That's what middle class people call the working class.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:54, Reply)

zing

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:54, Reply)

I'm so middle class that I hire mexican immigrants to do the lawn work
lol jk I mow that shit myself, like a BOSS.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:55, Reply)

Is that because it's a 'Lawn in the USA' ?

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:58, Reply)

It shames me to say it
but ..... click
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:59, Reply)

is this supposed to be a joke referring to bruce springsteen?

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:00, Reply)

It was supposed to be, yes

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:02, Reply)

it's shit

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:04, Reply)

it is

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:05, Reply)

ah well

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:08, Reply)

Show your girlfriend who's boss
By taking her to a Bruce Springsteen concert.
( Peej, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:16, Reply)

I like mowing the lawn.
A nice walk with spinning blades and the possibility of serious injury, what's not to love?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:59, Reply)

bugs
flying all around your face
but hey, great way to get some exercise in PLUS a tan
woo
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:00, Reply)

Needs MOAR Johnny Utah

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:03, Reply)

Why would not knowing what a salad bar was make you middle class?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:55, Reply)

My parent's didn't take me to Harvester for a treat.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:56, Reply)

My Mam and Dad were skint most of the time too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:57, Reply)

Still at least 'Uncle George' threw them a fiver every time you copped a feel off him

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:07, Reply)

Pays the bills

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:08, Reply)

.... and how can you ever forget the special christmas present he'd let you have every year

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:11, Reply)

I called him Santa
and emptied his sack
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:12, Reply)

That man was always generous to a fault

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:13, Reply)

Ahhhh, uncle George "Bukkake"
I've missed you, but you never missed me
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:15, Reply)

STOP FUCKING GRAMMAR TROLLING.
It's giving me the rage.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:20, Reply)

Thats not my problem is it? Its you'res.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:36, Reply)

YOUR ALL GAY

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:38, Reply)

I've never been to a state run school

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:59, Reply)

state run
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:00, Reply)

They don't teach spelling at private school

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:02, Reply)

Do faith schools count?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:00, Reply)

To rephrase
I was privately educated from the age of 3 to 18; the greatest threat my parents could level at me was that they'd put me in the local state school.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:01, Reply)

Was your teacher an ex policeman called Crabtree?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:02, Reply)

I don't understand this at all

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:04, Reply)

'allo allo
I was provately educated ....
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:05, Reply)

Oh I changed that rather quickly, now don't you feel the berk

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:07, Reply)

She won't let me

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:08, Reply)

: ((((((((((((((

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:17, Reply)

and look how you turned out

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:02, Reply)

Exactly!
But no-one here can wear a pink shirt like I can!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:04, Reply)

You collar popping cunt

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:05, Reply)

That's me
Actually it's not, I'm not really into the collar popping thing and I don't hang out with those arrogant twats that give us all a bad name.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:07, Reply)

That's right, you size each other up by the year and model of your current breitling
oh look at that tramp Harris, he's only got the base model Range Rover this year
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:10, Reply)

Funnily enough i see very little difference between rich posh wankers and less affluent pikey shits
The underlying attitude is of selfishness and arrogance, it simply manifests itself differently.

bascially a twat is a twat.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:13, Reply)

The pikey shit will always have the overfinch range rover sport, and no fucking table manners

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:15, Reply)

True
HKLP is one of my pet hates
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:16, Reply)

HKLP?
Help Kroney Lick Poo?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:17, Reply)

Holds knife like a pen

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:18, Reply)

ahhh

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:19, Reply)

'Ere love I'll have some Cristal wiv dat

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:19, Reply)

Thanks Rory
It is an abomination of manners
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:22, Reply)

How insulting.




I don't need help.
( Kroney, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:25, Reply)

I think they are state funded aren't they?
i don't really know tbh
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:10, Reply)

I've never been to private school
and my spelling and grammar are near-perfect.
( Kroney, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:04, Reply)

But you have picked up a penchant for freezing your turds into dildos

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:10, Reply)

Circles and roundabouts innit

( Kroney, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:22, Reply)

Swings and roundabouts?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:26, Reply)

I'm so middle class that I just had the following conversation
Me: I sold the flat in cyprus last week, that's pretty cool.
Collegue: Where are you going to stay when you go there?
Me: Oh, I still have the villa.
Collgue: "Oh, I still have the villa", I'm going to blog that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:03, Reply)

and you're still not married?
oh gonz, when will you stop that jet setting lifestyle, hanging with all the celebrities, and just settle down?
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:06, Reply)

Looks like you are getting the sushi in then!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:06, Reply)

that's not fucking middle class
2 holiday homes is quite clearly upper class, like being privately educated or having a double barrelled surname.

I know my place.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:30, Reply)

You tell 'em, Mr In-Chains

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:31, Reply)

coming round here, pretending they live in a semi and go on British holidays

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:33, Reply)

I've got a semi

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:47, Reply)

I never went on a package holiday
until I was nearly thirty. Is that the sort of thing you mean?

EDIT: and that was a cruise, before cruises got chavvy.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 May 2011, 15:29, Reply)

my parents owned a yacht throughout most of my childhood
does that count as middle class?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:33, Reply)

Depends if it was on said yacht where you first kissed Tarquin

(TheColonel, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:36, Reply)

I have never kissed anyone on a yacht
nor have I ever met anyone named Tarquin
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:53, Reply)

*waves*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:54, Reply)

you'd feel right at home at exeter uni
with your pink shirt, popped collar, stupid name and the fact that you are a cunt
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:58, Reply)

I told you i don't have a popped collar jeez
Anyway i was at Bristol...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:59, Reply)

I couldn't spell yacht for most of my childhood
and adult life.
( Peej, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:43, Reply)

that and fucking yoghurts
and many other things to be fair
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:45, Reply)

I'm so middle class, I piss rosé and shit crumpets.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:37, Reply)

I love a bit of rosé, you can't buy the cheap stuff though
far too sweet, my local independent wine trader does a lovely organic rosé that's perfect on a sunny afternoon.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:39, Reply)

I'm so middle class..
That I can proudly claim I have never claimed benefits and only once spent time in jail for a crime of which I was later proved to be totally innocent.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:49, Reply)

Was it the one-armed man after all?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:50, Reply)

he only came round for a dutch rudder

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:52, Reply)

That cheeky shcamp

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:52, Reply)

I hate the attitude that has prevailed over the last 15 years
that there is no shame in teking benefits, of course there is, it shows that you have failed at supporting yourself.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:52, Reply)

What about child benefit?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:59, Reply)

Depends on what you earn really, as that the idea is to support the child
I probably shouldn't recieve it as chances are due to the taxes I pay it is simply a roundabout of money for no actual benefit.

obviously the above is a simplification, disability benefit etc etc should of course be paid under the correct circumstances.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:01, Reply)

if you can't afford kids without it then you shouldn't be having them

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:02, Reply)

Agreed
But they just give it too you no matter what and who am I to turn down what I see as a tax rebate.
( Peej, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:14, Reply)

"Thank you for producing a future taxpayer
Here is your sleep deprivation compensation."
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:15, Reply)

Exactly
I work hard and pay my taxes and expect my spawn to do the same. If they turn out to be a couple of scroungers I will be very surprised.
( Peej, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:18, Reply)

This is a good point
Population growth is important for an economy and especially for a country with growing elderly population. So whilst it may seen irritating to those who have no children the £20/week or whatever it is should technically be paid back in full.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:19, Reply)

Also
If a couple divorce and the custody is split equally between mother and father, the mother still gets the child benefit paid directly to her. So really its single mother scum that should fuck right off FATHERS FOR JUSTICE!!!!
( Peej, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:21, Reply)

Absolutely right.
I've split up from my ex. I have the kids 50% of the time. She gets the benefits and tax credits.

Load of pish. Fat minger.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 23 May 2011, 16:36, Reply)

100% agreed.
Benefits should be discouraged at every turn. A hard days work never killed anyone.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:13, Reply)

Except those firemen

( Peej, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:15, Reply)

And those newspaper vendors

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:26, Reply)

I went on the dole between finishing uni and getting a job.
It didn't take me long to discover that the dole is fucking shite, the people who work in the job centre are morons (with a couple of exceptions)

went and got some temp work instead. That was much better.

Does that count?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:55, Reply)

This is the correct attitude so you are forgiven

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:58, Reply)

splendid

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:58, Reply)

Although I may have to change my mind considering your post above

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:01, Reply)

I thought that might be the case

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:02, Reply)

I should point out at this juncture
That my name isn't Tarquin and also I'm not a real Rear Admiral
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:04, Reply)

I didn't think your name was Tarquin
judging by most people on here, your name is either Tom or Sam. Which is it?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:06, Reply)

ToSa

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:08, Reply)

ha, neither, it is also not Martin

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:09, Reply)

You're a Dave then

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:12, Reply)

Nope

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:14, Reply)

I bet you are called Graham

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:15, Reply)

Fuck off!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:18, Reply)

UK Gold?

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:15, Reply)

I've never been on the dole
and despite being told by dolescum that "there ain't no jobs in Cornwall innit" I have always been able to get plenty of temp work whilst waiting for permanent jobs.
( Peej, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:19, Reply)

Only this morning Monster.com was advertising
Redruth: Horse inseminator wanted, training will be provided but please bring your own sperm, 2 and 6/hr
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:22, Reply)

Well thats Redruth for you
They'll be queuing back miles for that one. It's not everyday someone in Redruth can get to fuck something with two ears and all its teeth.
( Peej, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:24, Reply)

hahahahaha
JOWKOTD
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:25, Reply)

I'm proper common.
I have certain standards.
Feel free to joke about what they might be.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:20, Reply)

You only nick chrome hubcaps

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:21, Reply)

You only steal from the rich to give to the poor you lovable scamp

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:22, Reply)

Robbing Good

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:24, Reply)

alright BFF
I'm having full on deja vu.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:24, Reply)

again?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:25, Reply)

it's funny because deja vu means thinking you've been through something before

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:27, Reply)

THAT'S THE ....

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:28, Reply)

Why dat bro?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:38, Reply)

people always ask why
seems like an odd question to me.

I get deja vu quite a lot, and it's really quite precise.

To the point where with the last time I had it I distinctly remember thinking "I don't know anyone called Bacon" and "why would I be driving that?"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:41, Reply)

In other news, I was just shifting about on my chair and managed to sit on a bollock
It really hurt and i let out a little squeek :(
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:25, Reply)

ouch

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:26, Reply)

ew saggy balls

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:27, Reply)

they sag when not in use
Just like vaginas
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:30, Reply)

Tonto's Saddlebags

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:30, Reply)

two billiard balls in a sock

(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:32, Reply)

A stroke victim undergoing mirror box therapy

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:45, Reply)

Not really, just badly postioned
You girls don't know the trouble we've seen
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:34, Reply)

I'm so upper middle class that my father had servants as a boy,
and my mother played with Martin Amis when she was a little girl (when my grandfather was a professor at Swansea as was Kinglsey Amis): they weren't allowed to play with any Welsh children, presumably in case they caught 'poor'.

I've just had a fucking hilarious hysterical email from a Scottish customer foaming at the mouth over the idea that the extra cost to deliver to an IV postcode is an English racist conspiracy theory.

Sample: 'It is behaviour such as this that fuels Scotland’s wish to be independent of such small minded bigotry as is expressed by many english companies'. What a fucking imbecile.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:26, Reply)

you should email back saying
"as if anyone in England gives a shit about what happens to Scotland"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:28, Reply)

Scotchland would antagonise more, I feel

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:28, Reply)

I did say that the suggestion of some kind of English racist penalty system
was belied by the pricing of almost all Scottish addresses as the same as the South East - and the fact that of the three carriers we use, one is German and the other Dutch. What a hysterical tosser.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:30, Reply)

'once the North Sea resources run out we'll happily abandon you to your Tamazepam and Buckfast hell'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:32, Reply)

Needs MOAR Irn-Bru

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:32, Reply)

+ deep frying references

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:33, Reply)

How the mighty have fallen,,,
Afternoon Mr. Boyce, has this Scotch taken up your whole afternoon? Does he not realise that your taxes pay for his Methadrone perscription?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:28, Reply)

Tell him he can pick it up from Glasgow.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:30, Reply)

I said that if I could have an Aberdeen address it would cost the same as if they were next door.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:31, Reply)

Ha ha,

(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:34, Reply)

My Great Grandmother was very upper middle class
She had servants and her home had servants quarters that were bigger than my house growing up. She had her own church built on her estate when they let women become priests because her local church let one preach there.

Thankfully it had all been bred out by the time my mother pushed out a few kids.
( Peej, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:33, Reply)

My brother and I lived in the servants' quarters of our house in Winchester.
This meant we got our own floor - but it also meant that there was zero heat retention. Why this was became apparent when my brother punched a hole in his bedroom wall in a fit of teenage angst, to reveal wattle and fucking daub beneath. The ground floor was Tudor and had stone walls a couple of feet thick - and there were arrow slits in the walls of the garage.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:36, Reply)

Awesome!

( Peej, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:37, Reply)

It really was.
The garage was originally the stable block, and there was a medieval tiled mosaic floor in one bit.

One of the garden path flagstones was a C17th gravestone and I found all sorts of historical stuff when I dug a pond in the garden - such as clay pipe stems and a stirrup. It was fucking cool.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:40, Reply)

One of my brother's clients in Bayswater spent 90k on the kitchen for his servants' quarters....

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:37, Reply)

Fuck me he must be the most expensive rent boy in London

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:42, Reply)

When she died
they money was split up so much that the most anyone got would have bought them a 2 bedroomed house in a reasonable area. The bed I slept in when we visited was sold at auction to the national trust for £15,000. In fact most of the furniture ended up with them as it had all been bought by my family from some upper class family that were utterly ruined after WWII. Their manor was eventually bought by the national trust and the trust wanted to get all of the original paintings and whatnot back.
( Peej, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:46, Reply)