I went on the dole between finishing uni and getting a job.
It didn't take me long to discover that the dole is fucking shite, the people who work in the job centre are morons (with a couple of exceptions)

went and got some temp work instead. That was much better.

Does that count?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:55, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

This is the correct attitude so you are forgiven

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:58, Reply)

splendid

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:58, Reply)

Although I may have to change my mind considering your post above

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:01, Reply)

I thought that might be the case

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:02, Reply)

I should point out at this juncture
That my name isn't Tarquin and also I'm not a real Rear Admiral
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:04, Reply)

I didn't think your name was Tarquin
judging by most people on here, your name is either Tom or Sam. Which is it?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:06, Reply)

ToSa

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:08, Reply)

ha, neither, it is also not Martin

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:09, Reply)

You're a Dave then

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:12, Reply)

Nope

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:14, Reply)

I bet you are called Graham

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:15, Reply)

Fuck off!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:18, Reply)

UK Gold?

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:15, Reply)

I've never been on the dole
and despite being told by dolescum that "there ain't no jobs in Cornwall innit" I have always been able to get plenty of temp work whilst waiting for permanent jobs.
( Peej, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:19, Reply)

Only this morning Monster.com was advertising
Redruth: Horse inseminator wanted, training will be provided but please bring your own sperm, 2 and 6/hr
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:22, Reply)

Well thats Redruth for you
They'll be queuing back miles for that one. It's not everyday someone in Redruth can get to fuck something with two ears and all its teeth.
( Peej, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:24, Reply)

hahahahaha
JOWKOTD
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:25, Reply)