I've skillfully avoided work this afternoon via the media of FB chat
Going off to the pub soon. A good day, all told.

EXCEPT! I've been roped into helping film one of those "videblogisode" nonsense things for our site, to go on the work intranet. The girl sorting it wants to interview me about my job and what it entails whilst dancing. LOLWAKI. But none of the girls here want to be my partner. Can ya believe it, B3ta? Can ya?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:03, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Tough break Marty

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:03, Reply)

Maybe you should just chill out, sit back and enjoy a large FWAPPUCCINO.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:04, Reply)

Hahaha
It's a late POTD contender. Good work, Boyce.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:05, Reply)

I don't think it's because they find you threatening.
They're just worried you'll start voguing halfway through, then throw a bitch fit when they don't join in, you screaming bender.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:05, Reply)

I think it's actually that the only person happy to make a dick of themselves on camera is me
But your explanation is much better
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:08, Reply)

Tell her she's a bussy-body bitch who only has a job for the sake of having a job.
No intranet in the world need a video of a staff interview while dancing.

And if she doesn't like it, she can suck it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:27, Reply)

and if she doesn't do that
then that nice new bloke in accounts can.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 May 2011, 17:28, Reply)

Oh my gosh, are you talking about what I think you're talking about, because I was refering to sucking a sour lemon.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:33, Reply)

yeah that's what i was talking about too

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 May 2011, 17:37, Reply)