What's going on?
Alt: what's going off?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:46, 90 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Not much,
nearly home time, then food time, then pub time.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:46, Reply)

On a Monday? You old soak

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:47, Reply)

Not drinking though.
:(
(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:47, Reply)

I can't go to the pub witthout drinking it makes me hideously grumpy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:48, Reply)

I haven't tried it for years, we'll see what happens.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:49, Reply)

Just cultivate an air of smug superiority.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:50, Reply)

I wonder who you can ask for tips on this...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:51, Reply)

I couldn't help him
I'm smug because I am superior.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:52, Reply)

Lesson 1 right here

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:55, Reply)

I think more likely I'll nurse a diet coke and go for a fag every 10mins.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:51, Reply)

That's far more healthy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:52, Reply)

Why put yourself through the torment?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:03, Reply)

Off with the trousers on with the gimp suit
How's mini catfaceceilidhband?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:47, Reply)

I think my gimp suit might be too small for me now.
Catfaceceilidhbaby has gone swimming with Catface.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:48, Reply)

Weirdest sentence of the day

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:49, Reply)

Not much,
nearly home time, then food time, then pub time.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:47, Reply)

No ways, it must be midday in New Jersey now

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:47, Reply)

Yeah, just got up actually, MEGA HANGOVER FML waaaaaah
Now it's off to GTL then shots by the shore
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:49, Reply)

Have a good one Pookie

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:50, Reply)

lol jk i actually work for a living

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:51, Reply)

Oh yeah, you're a stripper right?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:53, Reply)

*shimmies*

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:53, Reply)

Shots as in drinks?
Or shots as in we're-American-you-can-prize-our-guns-from-our-cold-dead-hands?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:51, Reply)

just try it bubba, I got a mark like granny clampett

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:52, Reply)

No booze for me ALL FUCKING WEEK I think.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:52, Reply)

just to clarify, I DON'T actually have a hangover, it was meant to be a nod to the Jersey Shore folks I love so much

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:53, Reply)

I know this krizzabelle
*GTL fives*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:54, Reply)

*fives*
I was worried id start to get a reputation
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:57, Reply)

I've got a month off with 2 exceptions
Man, I'm going to be so dull.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:53, Reply)

Oh dear, is this a new leaf or an end of the month thing?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:54, Reply)

It's a 'my kidneys fucking ache' thing.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:44, Reply)

Not much
Pub quiz tonight for me, redundancy notices are starting to be sorted round here, rather worried about that.

Alt: Some milk I bought last week, as it always does. I never use it enough.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:47, Reply)

Milk is the jizz of the devil. That's a fact. You can quote me on that.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:49, Reply)

Does that make you a double breasted devil jizz pump?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:51, Reply)

The only thing I have it for is tea, but I use so little in each cup it's not worth it.
Useful for mash though (which I only made for the first time last week)
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:52, Reply)

Needs MOAR butter

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:52, Reply)

I used both

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:57, Reply)

Needs MOAR wholegrain mustard

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:57, Reply)

or horseradish

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:59, Reply)

or parmesan
or soy sauce
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:00, Reply)

I'm not sure about horseradish, but I'd give it a try.
I didn't have any parmesan in, but soy sauce isn't something that tempts me tbh.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:01, Reply)

soy sauce mash is incredible
obviously should go with the appropriate meat. Some seared tuna steak and stir fried veg for example
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:03, Reply)

This was to top shepherds pie

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:05, Reply)

oh yeah, then that wouldn't work

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:06, Reply)

Used some of that too.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:00, Reply)

Going on: I'm back at work
Going off: possibly some Reggae Reggae sauce, how long does it keep for once opened?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:48, Reply)

like forever.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:48, Reply)

That's what I thought.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:49, Reply)

That's waht I thought

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:50, Reply)

Those things last forever
You'll be fine, juyst try it on catface first, anything that licks it's own anus must have a tongue of iron
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:49, Reply)

Yeah, I married a self-rimming man so I wouldn't have to do it for him.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:50, Reply)

UR Marvin Gaye AICM overrated social commentary album.
Alt: Biz, of course.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkqAEX7xFL8&feature=related
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:51, Reply)

very little
alt: this office by the smell of it. Smells like a fucking chemical toilet in here.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:53, Reply)

Winding up for the day
Going home to start work all over again. Bloody kids! Marvelous aren't they!
( Peej, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:57, Reply)

could be worse
I'll finish work on secondment for the day in a bit, then have to go somewhere that isn't my home to do work for my normal job.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:00, Reply)

That is truly shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:04, Reply)

tell me about it.
we are constantly told that we have no work, yet almost everyone in my office is being worked to the bone on projects (to the point where nothing gets done right) and having additional marketing and business development tasks thrust upon us.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:05, Reply)

There's an element of this in my job.
If there's no work how come I could work until midnight 365 days a year and still not get everything done?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:07, Reply)

because you don't work fast enough

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 May 2011, 17:26, Reply)

Lies, on the internet.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:52, Reply)

I've skillfully avoided work this afternoon via the media of FB chat
Going off to the pub soon. A good day, all told.

EXCEPT! I've been roped into helping film one of those "videblogisode" nonsense things for our site, to go on the work intranet. The girl sorting it wants to interview me about my job and what it entails whilst dancing. LOLWAKI. But none of the girls here want to be my partner. Can ya believe it, B3ta? Can ya?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:03, Reply)

Tough break Marty

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:03, Reply)

Maybe you should just chill out, sit back and enjoy a large FWAPPUCCINO.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:04, Reply)

Hahaha
It's a late POTD contender. Good work, Boyce.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:05, Reply)

I don't think it's because they find you threatening.
They're just worried you'll start voguing halfway through, then throw a bitch fit when they don't join in, you screaming bender.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:05, Reply)

I think it's actually that the only person happy to make a dick of themselves on camera is me
But your explanation is much better
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:08, Reply)

Tell her she's a bussy-body bitch who only has a job for the sake of having a job.
No intranet in the world need a video of a staff interview while dancing.

And if she doesn't like it, she can suck it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:27, Reply)

and if she doesn't do that
then that nice new bloke in accounts can.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 May 2011, 17:28, Reply)

Oh my gosh, are you talking about what I think you're talking about, because I was refering to sucking a sour lemon.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:33, Reply)

yeah that's what i was talking about too

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 May 2011, 17:37, Reply)

I have all the work in the world
and everything is being made to be my fault

but it should all be sorted by Friday*. ahhhh.

*otherwise, trouble
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:48, Reply)

This is Not Fair.
Something should be done.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 May 2011, 17:51, Reply)

I'm doing it
it'll be fine. Just got to avoid killing rampage
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:56, Reply)

Relentless, endless work on my car.

( Kroney, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:50, Reply)

to add to the long list of things that is wrong with my car
the driver's side electric window has packed up. It got stuck open yesterday and I had to drive 10 miles along a dual carriageway with it open to get home before it rained.

Managed to get it shut, but can't open it again, and it's not particularly secure now.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:52, Reply)

*something about poo*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:54, Reply)

"Here in my car,
I feel safest of all,
I can shit in my wife's minge,
It's a messy and niche sexual practice,
In ca-ars."

Or something like that...
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 23 May 2011, 18:01, Reply)

*something about your mum*

(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 May 2011, 18:02, Reply)

In regards to the class reunion thinggy I'm going to this weekend, there is a girl who actually looks like an oompa loompa
I don't know how I'll be able to go without laughing.
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( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 23 May 2011, 18:00, Reply)

you should only speak in rhyme when you go.
or end every sentance with "thus spake Zarathustra"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 May 2011, 18:03, Reply)

my cat just got his own back on me for sneezing on him
By standing on my balls with all four feet.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 May 2011, 18:06, Reply)

and to think you normally have to pay for that

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 May 2011, 18:07, Reply)

I have to let him off
He's got a broken leg.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 May 2011, 18:09, Reply)

sounds like you are just a short step away from using your cat as a coin purse...

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 May 2011, 18:10, Reply)

she doesn't even have green hair
worst oompa loompa ever
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 23 May 2011, 18:08, Reply)

Looks blue to me, at least in that light, which is close enough.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 23 May 2011, 18:12, Reply)

She looks like one of those wooden idols South American tribes make.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 23 May 2011, 18:10, Reply)

Hahaha, fucking hell. It's uncanny.
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( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 23 May 2011, 18:15, Reply)

i see what you mean

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 23 May 2011, 18:16, Reply)

oh boy
my friend bought some pills for my dog that are supposed to relieve stress, they seem to be working, calmed down a lot
well, except for the fact that she tried to eat the cat last night
but that's nothing new
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 23 May 2011, 18:14, Reply)