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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Parasol base stuck in the sand at the water park.
Second day there and a toe like an aubergine.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 24 May 2011, 20:18, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
I love Mousaka!
Did you have nice weather, good food, fun with your niece etc?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 May 2011, 20:21, Reply)
Overcast but warm which meant I didn't burn.
Nephew! and yes it was good.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 24 May 2011, 20:40, Reply)
Also there is nothing like walking around a water park full of wobbly fleshed middle aged semi naked women to help you feel good about yourself.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 24 May 2011, 20:43, Reply)
So you pulled then?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 May 2011, 20:49, Reply)
Too many Spanish tourists and not enough desperate English ones.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 24 May 2011, 20:55, Reply)
Bloody Spanish. Staying in their country and not nicking our birds.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 May 2011, 20:57, Reply)
Innit!
My little sis likes the Spanish guys but I prefer the English nerds.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:01, Reply)
So there was no point you sitting on a sun-lounger, on the beach, nibbling on a Calippo seductively?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:10, Reply)
I coudn't do seductive if my life depended on it.
Drunk and leery and I can do very well though.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:13, Reply)
legs thrown akimbo

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:15, Reply)
Akimbo is my middle name.
My mum used to live in Nairobi.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:18, Reply)
Have you got the dungeon spick and span for the weekend?
Any intended victims so far?
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:22, Reply)
Well since you pulled out I've kind of lost all interest Rory.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:23, Reply)
Dude LiC is going, you're like totally matched

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:26, Reply)
Nah! I need a bastard like you.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:29, Reply)
Aww man I totally treat them mean

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:34, Reply)
Innit!
Treat me like the bitch I am.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:36, Reply)
I'm just too snuggly-wuggly
snuggly-wuggly drunk
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:43, Reply)
Sorry but I just couldn't trust you around my china.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:47, Reply)
It's a fair cop, guvnor
/ac

I'm a bit of a spaz when I've had a few, and I've usually had a few.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:21, Reply)
I'll sign up for some of this

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:17, Reply)
You can't.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:26, Reply)

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