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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I look like a rat and I smell of excrement.
What stops you from getting enough sex, fellow B3tans?

Edit: If I don't get a sufficient number of embarrassing and revelatory responses I shall go downstairs and hurl a bottle of wine at the kitchen wall, I really will.

Edit, Edit: My four-year-old will be traumatised for life...

OK, forcing me to do this now: It's going to be a Chateau D'Yquem '96...

Bah! You shall all play Gannymede to my Zeus. No quarter given.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:02, 189 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Hello needy girl, my name is sometimes Gonz. How are YOU doin' ?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:14, Reply)
Well, FINALLY.
What does a childish attention-seeker have to do to get some play around here?
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:17, Reply)
I guess you could pay my motgage if you fancied.
I don't really know you, tell me about yourself, if you don't mind, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:19, Reply)
Wait a sec, you are female, aren't you?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:24, Reply)
what with talking about the wife's musky arsehole, I doubt it

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:26, Reply)
And wanking, he speaks about wanking too.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:28, Reply)
Cos women are all fucking mental and not worth the trouble.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:17, Reply)
No, this isn't true.
But they all moan you want a decent, funny guy and when we are right in front of them, they piss off to some knuckle dragging arsehole with a drool on his shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:18, Reply)
Oh, and I'm a fat cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:19, Reply)
Get with the program dude
dailyburn.com/

All the coolest dudes are up in this buisness
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:20, Reply)
I'd like to lose weight by going back to weightlifting.
Except my heart consultant might pitch a fit.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:22, Reply)
Me and a few others are using it like an RPG game.
It's only my first day of using it, but so far today I'm on....

1,162 Cals Eaten - 2,817 Cals Burned by Daily Activity - 0 Cals Burned by Exercise = Net Cals -1,655
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:23, Reply)
Will this make it to the coll3ctive?

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:31, Reply)
Maybe, if it works.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:41, Reply)
An article about IRLRPG's
could work
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:44, Reply)
I just made a piadina pizza
A piadina for a base, tomato pasta sauce, grated mozarella, grated cheddar, mushroom, onion, garlic sausage, dry cured prosciutto, some oregano and olive oil, under the grill for 8 minutes.

It was ace. Probably pretty damn fattening too.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:39, Reply)
A pie in a pizza?
That's a bit excessive.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:41, Reply)
*googles to see what a piadina is*
Oh, looks like a chipatti... they make ace pizzas too.

I think tonight on the way home I'm going to pick up some salmon, cover it in tandoori paste, stick it between some flatbread with some sour creme and nosh on that. I can't be arsed to cook tonight, very long day (still in the office). plus I reckon it's quite healthy on account of my accidental diet.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:44, Reply)
It's a bit thicker than a chapatti
but yeah, very tasty flatbread.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:47, Reply)
oh, this as well
AND I have braces!
Now I'll never kiss a boy :((((((
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:26, Reply)
because I can have better sex by myself

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:24, Reply)
Gonz says "Pics or GTFO".
Or, more to the point, "pics OF you getting the fuck off".
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:26, Reply)
that's why there isn't a mirror over my bed

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:29, Reply)
Long distance relationship
also take a shower
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:29, Reply)
I thought it was the missus that smelled of shit etc etc etc

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:31, Reply)
My repugnant personality, and general reluctance do anything if I'm not getting paid for it.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:38, Reply)
You will never get paid for sex with that attitude

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:44, Reply)
Cristiano Ronaldo's girlfriend is fucking ugly.
This isn't deserving of it's own thread.
But, I felt I needed to share this with someone.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:50, Reply)
I concur
but she suits him.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:55, Reply)
oh hang on he's got a new one
my mistake. She's nice.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:00, Reply)
blech! no!
herp derp
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:02, Reply)
I'm not keen on her sideburns

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:40, Reply)
nooooooooooooooooooooooo
granted, he's a little prissy, but fuck she's awful looking
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:01, Reply)
So is Christiano Ronaldo
he looks like someone who works in a chipshop.
(berk, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:04, Reply)
he looks like he should be on TOWIE

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:06, Reply)
TOWIE?

(berk, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:08, Reply)
the only way is essex

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:09, Reply)
I have never watched it...

(berk, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:10, Reply)
that's a bit strong
the worst I could say of her is that she looks like loads of other models.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:04, Reply)
um.........................................................................no

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:06, Reply)
yes

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:12, Reply)
she looks post op
I bet she sounds like a 70 year old russian man with lung cancer
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:13, Reply)

"Where's the bar at Crissy? Can we grab a McDonalds on the way?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:17, Reply)
She's going bald too, poor lass.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:37, Reply)
Attractive (and I use this word loosely in the case of CR) footballers/managers nearly always have ugly girlfriends
Well Cesc Fabregas did. It was a surprisingly large cause of concern for me.
(Charmander, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:14, Reply)
Wenger needs to consider this if he's to have any hope of retaining him
a carefully worded letter is in order.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:23, Reply)
We need to find a nice London based girl to give him reason to stay.
I am fully prepared to volunteer myself for the greater good.
(Charmander, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:25, Reply)
god bless you
sacrifices like this are what got London through the Blitz.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:27, Reply)
There's not enough hours in the day to get enough sex.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:21, Reply)
IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY! MAKE TIME!

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:27, Reply)
I'm currently doing online shopping for Sainsburys,
shit just got real.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:29, Reply)
They do rhohypnol now?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 May 2011, 20:06, Reply)
Theo Pathitis, he's a cunt isn't he?
I have had beer and now I have gin, later there will be sausages.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:39, Reply)
Hello evening people, I've never seen many of you before and this may seem forward
but do you like a musky anus?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:42, Reply)
a particular aroma which appeals to me

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:45, Reply)
*bumhole fives*
Wassup Krizza, what time is it over there?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:47, Reply)
2:48

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:48, Reply)
Succinct

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:50, Reply)
WORD

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 24 May 2011, 20:14, Reply)
My reluctance to do anal.
Hello peeps! I'm back home : )
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:54, Reply)
HI BLOUSIE!!
No one cut off your head I'm so happy I shall celebrate with gin
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:58, Reply)
No beheading but I do have a sore toe.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 24 May 2011, 20:10, Reply)
Oh dear, night-time trip to the loo + unfamiliar door frame?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 May 2011, 20:12, Reply)
I'd say bad shoes
or local waiter with big feet.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 24 May 2011, 20:18, Reply)
Parasol base stuck in the sand at the water park.
Second day there and a toe like an aubergine.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 24 May 2011, 20:18, Reply)
I love Mousaka!
Did you have nice weather, good food, fun with your niece etc?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 May 2011, 20:21, Reply)
Overcast but warm which meant I didn't burn.
Nephew! and yes it was good.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 24 May 2011, 20:40, Reply)
Also there is nothing like walking around a water park full of wobbly fleshed middle aged semi naked women to help you feel good about yourself.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 24 May 2011, 20:43, Reply)
So you pulled then?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 May 2011, 20:49, Reply)
Too many Spanish tourists and not enough desperate English ones.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 24 May 2011, 20:55, Reply)
Bloody Spanish. Staying in their country and not nicking our birds.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 May 2011, 20:57, Reply)
Innit!
My little sis likes the Spanish guys but I prefer the English nerds.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:01, Reply)
So there was no point you sitting on a sun-lounger, on the beach, nibbling on a Calippo seductively?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:10, Reply)
I coudn't do seductive if my life depended on it.
Drunk and leery and I can do very well though.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:13, Reply)
legs thrown akimbo

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:15, Reply)
Akimbo is my middle name.
My mum used to live in Nairobi.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:18, Reply)
Have you got the dungeon spick and span for the weekend?
Any intended victims so far?
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:22, Reply)
Well since you pulled out I've kind of lost all interest Rory.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:23, Reply)
Dude LiC is going, you're like totally matched

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:26, Reply)
Nah! I need a bastard like you.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:29, Reply)
Aww man I totally treat them mean

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:34, Reply)
Innit!
Treat me like the bitch I am.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:36, Reply)
I'm just too snuggly-wuggly
snuggly-wuggly drunk
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:43, Reply)
Sorry but I just couldn't trust you around my china.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:47, Reply)
It's a fair cop, guvnor
/ac

I'm a bit of a spaz when I've had a few, and I've usually had a few.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:21, Reply)
I'll sign up for some of this

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:17, Reply)
You can't.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:26, Reply)
my insistence on talking about axe murdering
when on dates.

Not getting dates because I talk about dr who too much

also: fat
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 24 May 2011, 20:13, Reply)
What you need is a chunky Dr Who fan with psychotic tendencies
may I suggest www.heavyweightdalekdating.com
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 May 2011, 20:15, Reply)
I mostly prefer skinny guys
so I need one of the above only with low esteem
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 24 May 2011, 20:18, Reply)
www.bulemiccybermen.co.uk

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 May 2011, 20:19, Reply)

I am on B3ta. We're a bunch of perverted, social retards.

Also some of us have a reputation of trying the shag the fattest thing we can find so no reasonable bird wants to be seen with you.
(Booked_moss, Tue 24 May 2011, 20:30, Reply)
so, er,
how you doin'?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 24 May 2011, 20:55, Reply)
Haha!
I totally read that in a New Yoik Italian accent.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 24 May 2011, 20:56, Reply)
sweet, it was meant to be

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:00, Reply)

Mum?
(Booked_moss, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:05, Reply)
That's some reasonably impressive lurkage right there.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:09, Reply)
'Ello Noely Noley Noel Noely Noley Noel Noely Noley Noel Noely Noley Noel Noely Noley Noel Noely Noley Noel
Noel
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:13, Reply)
My amazing fertility.
It would seem that the only reliable form of contraceptive is abstinence.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:02, Reply)
you expecting another one already?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:04, Reply)
Cats innit, they have litters

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:08, Reply)
rabbits reproduce LOTS

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:09, Reply)
Good lord, no. I suck at being pregnant.

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:09, Reply)
phew!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:12, Reply)
If you did that in the first place you wouldn't get preggers

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:12, Reply)
WELL DUH

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:07, Reply)
What Crunchy says!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:07, Reply)
Larping is the Worlds most effective form of contraception

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:14, Reply)
It's all those foam "weapons"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:16, Reply)
All sexual organs are buried deep with the rolls of sweating flesh

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:17, Reply)
"A whale's vagina"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:18, Reply)
Stop being nasty to Crunchy

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:21, Reply)
I'm never nasty to crunchy
I just think that this might be the only time that that quote makes sense
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:21, Reply)
they are all latex covered

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:18, Reply)
That's because Larpers who pull end up getting confused in bed
'Have you got any protection?'

'Yes! I rolled a double 6 earlier'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:18, Reply)
usually the problem is that
they can't work out whether the flirting is 'in character' or not
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:19, Reply)
Double healing potion of Pratchett *squeezes large pustule*

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:20, Reply)
This makes me feel sick on many levels

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:21, Reply)
My work here is done

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:23, Reply)
We both know that your work is never done

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:24, Reply)
There's always some cunt out there gettin fresh man

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:27, Reply)
alright Rory bbz?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:27, Reply)
Having a hard time of it, BGB has lolb4shbanned me :((

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:28, Reply)
You deserve so much banning

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:29, Reply)
Methinks the man doth protest too much.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:29, Reply)
Here's a secret I've got the next Derrick Bird to hang round Todmorden Train Station on b4sh day
He's been instructed just to shoot the fat sweaty ones using inhalers and wearing terrible 'comedy' t-shirts. I'm hoping he surpasses Derricks tally of eleven
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:46, Reply)
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:29, Reply)
damn.
It's because you are such a terrible bully.

So how come you hang out over here when you are a notorious troll?

No offence, you're a nice enough dude and that but I get the feeling OT is to B3ta what Julia Bradbury is to Fiona Bruce.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:31, Reply)
Rory is a big fluffy pussycat
just don't give him anything to get a finger in
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:32, Reply)
pff!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:34, Reply)
younoesitcrunchster!!!!11!!

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:36, Reply)
word.

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:37, Reply)
also, if rachel has lolflounced, is her bash still happening?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:31, Reply)
I wondered this, are you coming?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:32, Reply)
well, not if she's not having it

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:35, Reply)
It's all off, so it's back to Als

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:36, Reply)
definitely not coming then

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:38, Reply)
I@M REPORTING THIS TO THE MODS
YET MORE KRISTINE BULLYING
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:39, Reply)
i just totally whacked a fb status with lmgtfy

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:43, Reply)
^ This post means absolutely nothing to me at all.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:55, Reply)
^ This post means absolutely nothing to me at all.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:06, Reply)
ooooh vienna!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:08, Reply)
But what song stopped it from going to Number 1 in the hit-parade Crunchy.
That's your question.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:10, Reply)
I don't know
I was a bit young, then. Probably
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:12, Reply)
Shut up
that was a clue, not an insult
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:13, Reply)
what's a clue?
the question part? Or something about crunchiness?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:14, Reply)
wait!
AHH, sut up a your face?

Weirdly, someone on my fb page just posted an update with that song on
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:15, Reply)
How strange.
But you are correct in that it was Joe Dolce who kept Midge off the top spot.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:17, Reply)
I thought the clue indicated Faster Pussycat's seminal work "Babylon"
With it's chorus of "You won't shut up you're just Babbling on and on..."
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:27, Reply)
randomburn done, discs ready to send. 3 days late though.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:35, Reply)
I've had 3 out of 5 so far which isn't bad
I sent my 5 aaaaages ago (and then I sent Kristine Randomburns 2009/10/11 last week)
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:46, Reply)
i hope there's lots of girls aloud on them!

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:47, Reply)
There are girls
and given the format they are aloud.

I think this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=e21C-tvFmSA&feature=related
is as Girls Aloud as it gets.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:29, Reply)
I've had one, but I think Rory is one of mine so not holding my breath on that one.
I imagine it's just going to be The Petshop Boys and Spandau Ballet anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:47, Reply)
WRONG!!!!
Mine ended up less shit than I thought, but I haven't been arsed sending any out so far.
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:49, Reply)
Troo Story

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:51, Reply)
I sent my five, but I've had none back :(
I suspect no one handle the welshness of my address
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:49, Reply)
Loving the sig btw.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:51, Reply)
i think it's my new life motto

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:52, Reply)
It's worked for me so far.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:55, Reply)
Oi oi missus
how was Tenerife, and what flavour of cake would you like me to bring?
(berk, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:02, Reply)
Evening berk.
How is life with TC going?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:11, Reply)
Evening Jeff.
things with TC are going fairly well, thanks. He's largely behaved himself since I got back off holiday.
How's your face?
(berk, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:13, Reply)
Glad to hear that life with TC is going well and he has started to conform to your high standards.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:14, Reply)
I knew I'd sort him out eventually*
*or he'd ditch me and I'd be a miserable moping mess for a while. Either or.
(berk, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:22, Reply)
Where is he taking you this week?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:25, Reply)
Errm nowhere
I haven't really heard from him in the last 48 hours, but since I saw him on Sunday and he was fine I am choosing to believe that this is because he is busy rather than due to LOLDRAMA.
I am at Blousie's til Sunday, but I will hopefully see him that evening and at least some of Monday. We might have a bbq or a picnic or something if the weather is alright.
(berk, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:30, Reply)
Have a good time at Bash-Blousie.
Have you decided what cake you'll be making?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:34, Reply)
Nope.
I asked her up there ^ but I think she went to bed. I think I've taken most of the things I do well to one bash or another, and I'll either be repeating myself or I'll make something different which might not be up to my usual standard. Hmm...
(berk, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:39, Reply)
take your best cake
and stuff it with your second best cake
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:40, Reply)
But carrot cake filled brownie just sounds all kinds of wrong :(

(berk, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:41, Reply)
fucking do it berk
it'll be oarsome
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:44, Reply)
That does sound wrong.
And on that note Mrs Doyle, I'm going to bed.

www.youtube.com/verify_age?next_url=http%3A//www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DmX6BKEo_SQM
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:45, Reply)
and
give this a listen while you're at it.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:45, Reply)
Ooh
noted.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 May 2011, 23:00, Reply)
good innit?
her voice really reminds me of someone but I can't place it.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 24 May 2011, 23:02, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 May 2011, 23:03, Reply)
thanks dude!

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 24 May 2011, 23:07, Reply)
Is this some horrible reference to him resembling that kid with the melted face ?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:15, Reply)
I believe berk is just implying that I'm a ugly fucker.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:24, Reply)
Jeez, how's that supposed to build a fella's shattered self confidence

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:26, Reply)
I've got you

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:51, Reply)
oh shit...

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:51, Reply)
I'm outside your window and everything

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:52, Reply)
you must be tall

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:53, Reply)
I'm not going to tell you where exactly, that would only spoil things

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:56, Reply)
La Bruce
Is doing the news at ten. Brucie bone us.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:01, Reply)
Do you get a semi when she says 'ash cloud' in that voice of hers?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:02, Reply)
yes.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:06, Reply)

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