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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Im doing good
Wife and kids didn't wake up before I left this morning so had a nice relaxing cuppa got on my bike and rode to work. Got here to find the changing rooms were shut for refurbishment which meant I could use the disabled facilities guilt free and they have an awesome power shower with adjustable pressure and get hotter than the communal ones. Then got to my desk to find a cuppa waiting for me.

Marmite is fucking lush and any country that bans it for any reason should be nuked. Denmark, you've got a week and a bit to get your shit together, otherwise I'm blowing your country sky high!
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 9:26, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
That's a fairly croissant kind of morning.

(, Wed 25 May 2011, 9:28, Reply)
it registers a solid 4.8
on the Briochter scale.
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 9:32, Reply)
V good

(, Wed 25 May 2011, 9:37, Reply)
I use the disabled bog all the time, mainly because we have NO disabled people so they are pointless

(, Wed 25 May 2011, 9:31, Reply)
Disabled people are pointless I agree.

(, Wed 25 May 2011, 9:32, Reply)
Oh I don't know, because of them I can park nice and close to the supermarket as they always have free places

(, Wed 25 May 2011, 9:33, Reply)
It's too little of a reward for the habit they have of always being in the way when you're trying to get past them in town.

(, Wed 25 May 2011, 9:34, Reply)
Some of them are fucking sexy though.

(, Wed 25 May 2011, 9:48, Reply)
I put it to you that you do this because you are a fucking flid, and thus wholly entitled to used it.

(, Wed 25 May 2011, 9:34, Reply)
I thought that you might
How are you today?
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 9:35, Reply)
I'm pretty darned good, thank you gayboy.

(, Wed 25 May 2011, 9:37, Reply)
I'd ask how you are, but feel that pretending to care is dishonest and might encourage dialogue.
I hope you understand.
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 9:49, Reply)
Monty old boy...
Did you see BBC Breakfast this morning? The future Mrs Boyce was on - that Greek burd with the big knockers.

I have concluded that I probably would.
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 9:53, Reply)
^Good LAD
b^.^d
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 10:01, Reply)
Keyboard broken Rorster?

(, Wed 25 May 2011, 10:09, Reply)
Your post reminded me of AA's favourite website
www.truelad.com/
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 10:18, Reply)
I knew that, just pulling your leg
I'm not that kind of chap obviously. I anticipate a deeply religious experience with Dr Whatchamacallit.
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 10:33, Reply)
You would fucking not, you swine.
HANDS OFF.
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 10:02, Reply)
She wants me.
She told me that. Through my telly.

*books flights to that there London*
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 10:08, Reply)
If you lay so much as one finger on my beautiful bride-to-be I shall maim you with an adze.

(, Wed 25 May 2011, 10:14, Reply)
More than just one finger Monts
Oh so much more than that.....
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 10:34, Reply)

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