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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Tell My B3th your libido is rising again and watch him cower in fear as you leaf through catalogues for saucy underwear.
Potato skins are the best bit of the potato.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:42, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Your b3th?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:45, Reply)
I'm everybody's b3th
plenty to go around
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 25 May 2011, 15:45, Reply)
Woop woop!
*grabs*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:46, Reply)
*dances*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 25 May 2011, 15:47, Reply)
*slips £5 into top*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:48, Reply)
Cheapskate!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:49, Reply)
I just wanted to see what happens with a fiver first!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:49, Reply)
it gets caught in the mousetrap

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 25 May 2011, 15:52, Reply)
SEXY!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:52, Reply)
SEXY Moustrap!
the best kind!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 25 May 2011, 15:53, Reply)
I'm giggling away here!
That would be a shock down a girl's top
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:54, Reply)
You big kid
When I was a student and went clubbing, I used to keep my purse down my top. This is completely extraneous information, included only for the purposes of tittilation.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 25 May 2011, 15:56, Reply)
*fwaps*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:57, Reply)
Mr.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:46, Reply)
Yes Miss?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:46, Reply)
On the way back from Tenerife I tried to convince my nephew, (with the help of the trolly dolly), that I'd purposefully booked the naughty seats at the back of the plane where we were sitting.
It was no use. He's too old to fool now.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:48, Reply)
I like this idea
I need some new ideas for making shit up for the kids. The best one I got from on here was the alarm sensors were Santa watching her to see if she ate all her dinner!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:49, Reply)
He did get very flustered when I wouldn't put my seat belt on immediately when the light came on.
So I left it off until just before lift off to wind him up. Rock and Roll!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:51, Reply)
You know how to rebel, Blousie

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 25 May 2011, 15:52, Reply)
Live fast and die young, that's me.
I'm a bit overdue though.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:54, Reply)
yeah, I'm getting that way now

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 25 May 2011, 15:59, Reply)

cower in fear cry and run away
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 25 May 2011, 15:45, Reply)
You have your own B3th?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:45, Reply)
Oi
She's my Internet Nemesis. Get yer own.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:03, Reply)
Do we get to pick?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:06, Reply)
Yeah, but it's got to be someone you don't actually hate and wish would die
or everyone would pick Rory
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:07, Reply)
OK then
Who should be mine?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:09, Reply)
AA probably
Not sure why
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:16, Reply)
He has zinged me a number of times over the last few days
*ponders*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:16, Reply)
Internet jealousy!
There's enough of me to go around. And I'm not Blousie's nemesis. I'm her BFF.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 25 May 2011, 16:07, Reply)
not very good one if you keep calling her lovely

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:09, Reply)
But I *am* lovely!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 25 May 2011, 16:14, Reply)
SO?
You aren't taking this "nemesis" thing seriously are you?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:17, Reply)
this right here
you're supposed to be battling each other or something
and *lovely* people don't fight to the death
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:19, Reply)
I've refused to sleep with him
I don't know how much crueller I can be.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 25 May 2011, 16:20, Reply)
Blimey, Darth has a long list of nemesii then
All girls
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:21, Reply)
Haha, yeah B3th. "Refused".
AND you called me straight down there
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:21, Reply)
You're right.
'Refused' implies that you had any interest in asking, and everyone knows I'ma girl, so you haven't.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 25 May 2011, 16:23, Reply)
You still have the "other" entrance though

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:24, Reply)
I most certainly do not!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 25 May 2011, 16:24, Reply)
Exit only

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:25, Reply)
^this
Except for that one time. With that nice doctor and the camera. That was fun.*

that was not fun.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 25 May 2011, 16:26, Reply)
You got some lovely pics to remember it by though, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:27, Reply)
You've seen my facebook photos

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 25 May 2011, 16:27, Reply)
Not THOSE ones!
Mr b3th looks like Bill Bryson to me (if that is Mr b3th on there)
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:30, Reply)
'my boys' is mr b3th and Biscuit, yes

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 25 May 2011, 16:32, Reply)
although in the wedding pictures he looks more like Peter Griffin

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 25 May 2011, 16:33, Reply)
He just reminded me of him

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:34, Reply)
he's used to rejection, I cannot imagine you've hurt his feelings

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:24, Reply)
Diet Nemesis
Not Nemesis enough
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:20, Reply)
You are Dr Evil AICMFP

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:22, Reply)
1 calorie

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:22, Reply)
She's right you know, she is

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:17, Reply)
Damn straight

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 25 May 2011, 16:18, Reply)
No-one has ever said that to him before

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:21, Reply)
Damn mincing bender
Is that more like it?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 25 May 2011, 16:24, Reply)
It is what we have come to expect, yes

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:24, Reply)

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