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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Hello Beth, how is your husband's heart condition?

(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:35, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I'm still working on it
but as long as he keeps taking his warfarin, the fatal sex-related MI escapes me.
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:38, Reply)
I'll replace his NG spray with lynx if you want.

(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:40, Reply)
And more importantly, will it affect his ability to deliver everyone's presents on Christmas Eve?

(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:39, Reply)
You don't get one
You've been A Bad Boy.
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:40, Reply)
So he wouldn't get it? you wouldn't give him one? Oh man, gutted.

(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:43, Reply)
I shall just have to try to cope with the disappointment somehow.

(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:47, Reply)
Screw you, Monty
SYWD!
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:50, Reply)
Stop pimping my cock out!

(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:51, Reply)
Oh, please!
Like you haven't already got it on a timeshare schedule.
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:53, Reply)
That implies there have been takers

(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:57, Reply)
Look at you
knowing the difference between implying and inferring. I have taught you well, young Padawan. Or something.
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:15, Reply)
I really doubt the addition of go-faster stripes and a seat-back television will make it any more attractive.
Although from what I've heard maybe you could do with some "phat rims".
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:56, Reply)
Go faster stripes are a brilliant idea
*grabs permanent marker*
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:57, Reply)
From what I hear you are more than quick enough already

(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:58, Reply)
If you will frequent THOSE toilets you'll read all manner of falsehoods

(, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:01, Reply)
Well, when you're paying by the hour....

(, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:02, Reply)
Damn
*click*
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:05, Reply)
You get the blackboard pen and I'll get the biro out.

(, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:05, Reply)

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