why must you have food with tea?
alt: there's a glitch in the matrix

alt alt: i e
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:09, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Because that's the whole point of tea time
It's a snack betwixt lunch and dinner.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:10, Reply)

why isn't it called snack time then?

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:11, Reply)

Because snack time would be weird.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:13, Reply)

why do you have to have a set time to eat and have tea?

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:15, Reply)

It's not set, tea time is the time when you have your tea
it's not like 4.15pm.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:16, Reply)

It's 1617, I'm going to have another cup of tea.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:17, Reply)

you just said tea time is for your snack BETWIXT* lunch and dinner.
*honestly, who the fuck says betwixt

gosh, you guys are SO confusing
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:18, Reply)

Me. That's who.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:19, Reply)

You would. You and your kilt.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:20, Reply)

Scots would say betwixt.
But a noncey Englishman thinking it's all "retro" and "cool" to dress in another cultures clothes might.

Next thing you know he'll be wearing a sari.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:24, Reply)

I like those.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:26, Reply)

It bloody is. It's 4pm as any fule kno.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:20, Reply)

Fuck you Monty
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tea_%28meal%29
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:21, Reply)

I should have stipulated afternoon tea really...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:22, Reply)

f00OOOooo0OoOoo0o0o0o0oOOoo0o000oo0o0O0oOoOOOOoooOoOOOOooo00o0oO0oO0od

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:23, Reply)

because it's tea time
My friend doesn't understand why at some stations there are signs saying "Do not alight here" she argues it should say "Do not get off the train here" which is retarded.

Also see inflammable and flammable.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:13, Reply)

But that's what it DOES say.
Does she no comprendo Inglese?
( Kroney, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:15, Reply)

That's my point

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:16, Reply)

I am sharing your disbelief.

( Kroney, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:18, Reply)

As long as that is all you share

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:20, Reply)

dictionary says the term is for when dismounting a HORSE
not a train
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:20, Reply)

eh hem
a·light 1 (-lt)
intr.v. a·light·ed or a·lit (-lt), a·light·ing, a·lights
1. To come down and settle, as after flight: a sparrow alighting on a branch.
2. To get down, as from a vehicle; dismount: The queen alighted from the carriage.
3. To come by chance: alight on a happy solution
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:21, Reply)

aw I want a carriage
do they rent them out or was it only for KP?
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:22, Reply)

KP?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:23, Reply)

The peanut industry was terribly elitist

( Kroney, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:24, Reply)

KP
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:25, Reply)

Jordan

(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:25, Reply)

Oh that cunt, hopefully the horse will bolt and drag her and her miserable existance over a cliff

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:27, Reply)

Hatred originating from disreputable gentlemen is going to continually persist.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:32, Reply)

I bet you love that meme
you, with your regency fetish.
( Kroney, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:33, Reply)

mother fucking right

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:34, Reply)

Kevin Pietersen.
He's convinced he's Louis IV, the mad cunt.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:29, Reply)

I thought he just hit Louis for 4?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:45, Reply)

Good thing you Americans are here
to instruct us on the correct usage of a language we've had for centuries. Millenia, in fact, depending on your definition.
( Kroney, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:23, Reply)

Good thing you English are here to feel like you're better than everyone else, and push us back in our place.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:27, Reply)

Aw, I was only joking
We are better than you, though.
( Kroney, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:27, Reply)

feel like you're be
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:27, Reply)

And while we're on the subject, what's the deal wiht airline food!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:15, Reply)

The low cabin pressure means that your taste buds do not work as well as they do at sea level
therefore even the best meal will by slightly tasteless, I hope this helped.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:17, Reply)

You should go on tour with material like that.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:22, Reply)

Thank you, i have been contemplating a one man show at Edinburgh this year
It'll be called stuff I know and think about
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:24, Reply)

Oh man it would be brilliant.
Like when that cunt took a fridge round Ireland. How we laughed.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:27, Reply)

What? I had to keep them chilled
I don't trust navvie workmanship.
( Kroney, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:28, Reply)

For a follow up I'm going to try and write a number single for Latvia
and I'll document all of the "hilarious" misunderstandings that and adventures that occur.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:29, Reply)