Because I need time off from my exam study.
I was going to say - go visit Noel. You're not far from him if you're in Aylesbury.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 27 May 2011, 8:37, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Noel will be with me ooop north.
Permission to fondle your boyfriend?
( girlinthehole, Fri 27 May 2011, 8:41, Reply)

God he's such a cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 May 2011, 8:42, Reply)

Only if you do it with a smile. :P
and his say-so. I have a feeling he'll be in a good mood anyway!
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 27 May 2011, 8:43, Reply)

I do all my fondling with a smile.

( girlinthehole, Fri 27 May 2011, 8:46, Reply)

Well then I guess you can fondle away.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 27 May 2011, 8:47, Reply)

I notice she said nothing about his say-so
*insert shameful joke making light of sexual assault here*
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:23, Reply)

I would get Crow to give you a titfondle a year too late
but seeing as it was supposed to be from me I'll do it myself.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 27 May 2011, 8:49, Reply)

Hooray!

( girlinthehole, Fri 27 May 2011, 8:49, Reply)

;)

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 27 May 2011, 8:51, Reply)

remember when I fondled your norks in London while I was a bit drunk?
*eyes glaze over*
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 27 May 2011, 8:50, Reply)

Of course I do.
They were like two boozy pillows that night.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 27 May 2011, 8:52, Reply)

they really were. It was great.
I was telling my friend cassie about that the other day. She laughed and called me a booze tart.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 27 May 2011, 8:55, Reply)

Haha! My breasts are famous.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 27 May 2011, 8:59, Reply)

If Noel was HALF A MAN
he'd be coming to Hawkwind. There's a TINY POSSIBILITY that is may just not have sold out (tries to keep straight face) and I'd love to see him but I'm too shy (that's a nod to Kajagoogoo who were, as my brother never fails to remind me, from Leighton Buzzard where he lives) to ask. I'll pay for half his ticket.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 May 2011, 8:41, Reply)

You big sookie la la.
be a man and ask.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 27 May 2011, 8:44, Reply)

Big fucking WHAT, love?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 May 2011, 8:45, Reply)

sookie la la.
Wuss. Pansy. Cry baby.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 27 May 2011, 8:46, Reply)

It's Forrin, Monters
and not the good forrin, like "Chateauneuf du Pape", "Hashish" or "Blitzkrieg".
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:25, Reply)

I was bouncing back and forward between home and Aylesbury last night, passed the theatre four times as I ran my chum about.
His missus dropped a 10lb daughter on the world at half three this morning, I reckon the past few days have been a bit of a roller-coaster for the pair of them but whatever, I am FUCKED. I probably would have been up for Hawkwind, not really my mug of coffee but a gig's a gig innit, I'm sure I'd have enjoyed it.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:36, Reply)