After the Great Fire Of London
Daily Telegraph: French Farmer's Protest Reaches London
The Scotsman: Tee hee hee
The Star: Phew! What A Scorcher!
Yorkshire Evening Post: Leeds Man Singed
The Guardian: London's Burping - Police Suspect Arse
And on page 8 of the Guardian, yesterday's headline Paula, to be reconstructed by Christopher Wren", should have read "St Pauls, to be reconstructed by Christ knows when"
Financial Times: Capital Goes Up
The People: Phew! What A Scorcher!
Insurance Weekly: Oh Bugger
The Lancet: Plague Cure A Success
The Mirror: Thames Water Chief Justifies Bonus At Last
The Sport: Elvis Seen In Pudding Lane
The News of the World: Phew! What A Scorcher!

Stolen from ISIHAC
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:02, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

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( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:03, Reply)

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(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:04, Reply)

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( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:05, Reply)

*fetches crash trolley*

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:06, Reply)

Good luck finding his heart

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:07, Reply)

Like it. Particularly the Yorkshire Evening Post one.

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:04, Reply)

I do hope you didn't go to the trouble of typing that embarrassing heap of shit out yourself.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:05, Reply)

Copy and paste

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:18, Reply)

I'm sure this is very funny
but on the few occasions that I take a paper, it's usually the Independent. So I'm afraid this joke is rather lost on me.
( Kroney, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:05, Reply)