Ooh look what's just been delivered to my flat
2 x The Ice Co. Ice Cubes 2kg - Total Price GBP 2.00
1 x Sainsbury's Fresh Orange Juice Smooth 1.75L - Total Price GBP 2.36
2 x Kronenbourg 1664, 'Eiffel' Bottles 15x275ml - Total Price GBP 18.00
1 x Coca Cola 2L - Total Price GBP 1.78
1 x Coca Cola, Diet 2L - Total Price GBP 1.22
1 x Sainsbury's White Plastic Cups, Basics x50 - Total Price GBP 0.99
1 x Mcguigan Bin Series Merlot 75cl - Total Price GBP 4.99
2 x Sainsbury's Red Tumblers 38cl x10 - Total Price GBP 3.98
2 x Gordon's Slimline Tonic 250ml - Total Price GBP 3.06
1 x Gordon's Dry Gin 70cl - Total Price GBP 11.43
(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:59, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

it's party time in about 36 hours.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:59, Reply)

You need a LOT more tonic

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 May 2011, 12:00, Reply)

Already got a big bottle
and people will bring more.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 May 2011, 12:02, Reply)

Nothing worse than having gin and not enough tonic

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 May 2011, 12:03, Reply)

Having no gin?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 May 2011, 12:04, Reply)

Well how about having tonic and not enough gin

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 27 May 2011, 12:05, Reply)

That's before having your wife and kids raped and house burnt down

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 27 May 2011, 12:07, Reply)

Whilst being forced to listen to Combichrist

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 27 May 2011, 12:08, Reply)

And listening to monty talk about combichrist.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 May 2011, 12:09, Reply)

Wow
You two really *are* the same person, aren't you?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 May 2011, 12:09, Reply)

He's not quite as charming.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 May 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Not as charming as you?
the mind boggles
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 May 2011, 12:24, Reply)

I buck my ideas up if there's some gowl on the go

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 27 May 2011, 12:32, Reply)

DID YOU KNOW THEY ARE PLAYING AT 'INFEST'???!!!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 May 2011, 12:15, Reply)

No they're not
I am seeing them with Darth soon though.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 27 May 2011, 12:21, Reply)

Fuck that shit.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 May 2011, 12:09, Reply)

^Exactly

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 27 May 2011, 12:09, Reply)

Isn't that Kroney's job?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 May 2011, 12:19, Reply)

Haha
It's his fucking theme tune.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 May 2011, 12:20, Reply)

Cancer?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 May 2011, 12:07, Reply)

Apart from having loads of tonic and no fucking gin, surely?
Or are you a poofter?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 May 2011, 12:08, Reply)

Gin Martini FTW
No fucking olives though you plebs
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 May 2011, 12:18, Reply)

Or 'a martini' as it's known to non-plebs.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 May 2011, 12:28, Reply)

true, but considering the audience I thought i'd better be specific
heavens knows their only experience of this drink of kings will be that oaf Bond and his "Vodka Martini" shaken with ice like a girl.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 May 2011, 12:51, Reply)

I hope other people are bringing booze
also - Mcguigan Bin Series Merlot 75cl - Total Price GBP 4.99 Really?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 May 2011, 12:01, Reply)

What is wrong with that?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 May 2011, 12:01, Reply)

Of course,
that's not even between me and my housemate.
Edit, yeah half price nothing wrong with a drop of merlot.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 May 2011, 12:01, Reply)

I never think of it as a "party wine"
Also i don't like it and I have impeccable taste
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 May 2011, 12:06, Reply)

Oh right, I'll throw it out the window as soon as I get home

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 May 2011, 12:07, Reply)

I think that's best for everyone, don't you?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 May 2011, 12:09, Reply)

Depends who's beneath my window.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 May 2011, 12:10, Reply)

Good Lad

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 May 2011, 12:15, Reply)

That's a Wednesday night in.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 May 2011, 12:02, Reply)

Just a quiet one

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 May 2011, 12:02, Reply)

Do you stack the cups up?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 May 2011, 12:03, Reply)