Is the bride called Eileen?
Because if she is then you should wilfully misinterpret the lyrics to an inexplicably popular Dexy's song at the appropriate moment.

And then slap your cock on her face.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 27 May 2011, 15:37, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I like this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:37, Reply)

You should also put your pinkie in the corner of your mouth while doing it.
So everybody knows what a naughty japester you are.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 27 May 2011, 15:40, Reply)

hahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:38, Reply)

When did you get so funny, Davvers? Have they changed your meds or something?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:55, Reply)

I'm on a bella, innit?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 27 May 2011, 15:56, Reply)

That's just how you roll.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:01, Reply)

It would appear we are nearly ready to leave.
Massive traffic jam on the A1 western bypass here we come!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 27 May 2011, 16:03, Reply)