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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Did TC take you up the Gary?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:28,
2 replies,
latest was 15 years ago)
Hahaha!
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girlinthehole, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:28,
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Dirty git.
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berk, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:31,
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I note you've made no attempt to deny that you let TC stick his love length up your wrong 'un.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:32,
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I would rather that the state of my arsehole wasn't a subject for public discussion, that's why
no he didn't.
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berk, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:36,
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So what did you do that you never thought you'd do?
The way I see it, either you've done a parachute jump or been taken up the spam fritter. Seeing as it wasn't the chocolate speedway I can only assume you jumped out of a plane earlier.
Close?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:38,
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Also:
love length? are you writing for Mills and Boon now?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 30 May 2011, 17:42,
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Yes. My debut novel. 'The Amputee and the Alkie' will be in shops soon.


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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:49,
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Thank you for the new leg?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 30 May 2011, 17:50,
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Either that, or the £20mil she robbed off McCartney
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:55,
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She had to listen to him sing in the shower for however many years
I'd say she fucking earned it.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 30 May 2011, 18:00,
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