Went to a wedding at the weekend
and the subject of butter came up over the evening meal. Basically it was suggested that its primary use was as anal lube, and that's why "you can't spell butter without butt".

Morning all.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 31 May 2011, 9:23, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Darth, why are you using butter as anal lube?
everybody knows you use Wet Stuff.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 31 May 2011, 9:24, Reply)

I actually don't know what that is
Frankly, I'm bloody chuffed
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 31 May 2011, 9:30, Reply)

ew.
it's this stuff.
www.google.com.au/search?q=Wet%20Stuff%20Lubricant&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi&biw=1366&bih=642
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 31 May 2011, 9:33, Reply)

I am not clicking that
I'll work it out ;-)

(thank you for the recommendation)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 31 May 2011, 9:37, Reply)

it's fun stuff. that's what it is.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 31 May 2011, 9:41, Reply)

I'm sure it is
*eyes Poppet quizzically*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 31 May 2011, 9:44, Reply)

*dons halo*

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 31 May 2011, 9:45, Reply)

That wasn't convincing for Beyonce either

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 31 May 2011, 9:50, Reply)

A pug's nose?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 31 May 2011, 9:45, Reply)

I met a pug yesterday
true story
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 31 May 2011, 9:54, Reply)

Your life is so amazing.

( girlinthehole, Tue 31 May 2011, 9:57, Reply)

Morning darling
How was the bash?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 31 May 2011, 9:59, Reply)

Fabulous!

( girlinthehole, Tue 31 May 2011, 10:13, Reply)

Glad to hear it darling
Any gossip?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 31 May 2011, 10:23, Reply)