I reckon OT is a lot like you.
Occasional flashes of brilliance, long periods of mediocrity, and touches of racism. And lots of talking about Tayyabs.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:58, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I'll take that as the half-compliment it is. Ta.
Did you drink too much gin and shit yourself on Saturday?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:59, Reply)

he did, but the gin was after the shitting

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:59, Reply)

I couldn't shit myself
someone else had already vommed in the bath.

*looks at BGB*
(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:00, Reply)

Oops!
I did tell you how much I loved you though.
( girlinthehole, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:01, Reply)

You did
and you told mrs al how lucky she was.

I was well pleased!
(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:04, Reply)

Haha! Good!

( girlinthehole, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:05, Reply)

Unfortunately she told her this whilst splattered in half-digested 'barm cake' and bile
which did somewhat dilute the effect.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:06, Reply)

Well let's face it - which would you do?
1. Spew up in the bath in the nice cosy Coronation St house or
2. Leave the house, walk 15 feet across the back yard - taking care not to crash into the mangle on the way - and then vomit into the lavatory?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:04, Reply)

Blousie's house is awesome.
The cellar is something else.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 31 May 2011, 14:06, Reply)

Something else other than awesome?
Bit fucking rude aren't you?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:06, Reply)

It actually did have an outside loo when I bought it but we knocked it down and cleared the back yard.

( girlinthehole, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:09, Reply)

So now what do you do - pop round a neighbours when you need a 'tom tit'?
I know you lot are friendly up there but really.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:10, Reply)

I use the chamber pot silly.

( girlinthehole, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:12, Reply)

Fred and Rose awesome or properly awsome?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:07, Reply)

'Fritzlesque security airlock' is my guess.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:09, Reply)

Properly awesome
It keeps your beers and gin cool.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:10, Reply)

Due to its proximity to the north fucking pole.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:11, Reply)

Pfft!
During the odd fleeting moment of 'fuck me it's too hot', I go down to the cellar to cool off.
( girlinthehole, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:12, Reply)

There was a whole other party going on down there at one point.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:13, Reply)

I told people to smoke down there when it got too late, instead of outside.

( girlinthehole, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:15, Reply)

It does sound like a fantastic cellar.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:17, Reply)

If you're very nice
BGB will let you be chained up in there as her very own performing gimp.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 31 May 2011, 14:18, Reply)

I've already offered him the job.
He said no : (
( girlinthehole, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:19, Reply)

But that was before I knew I could smoke in there!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:20, Reply)

Properly.
The milkman didn't look too happy, mind.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 31 May 2011, 14:11, Reply)

hahahaha
Mind the pigeons.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:07, Reply)

Ah, drinking away the shame (whilst wearing a pair of BGB's jogging bottoms), eh?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:00, Reply)

They were her support pants
not her jogging bottoms.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:01, Reply)

Sorry.
support incontinence
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:10, Reply)