I heard that you dayshift people
were exciting go getters and made the evening people look like lifeless corpses, but I'm not seeing it round here. It's dead as a Sunday.

Why are day posters better than night posters? Are they like day walking vmapires?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:31, 159 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Wanking.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:32, Reply)

well done for one handed typing, then

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:36, Reply)

Not my only skill.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:41, Reply)

srrsly?!
dat man's got da skillz
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:46, Reply)

because they keep me sane during the day
alright Crunchy? what's crackin?
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:35, Reply)

Her old bones as she walks along.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:37, Reply)

also this
:(
I'm 35 tomorrow
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:37, Reply)

Happy Early Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*cakes*
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:42, Reply)

yay! cheers
I should arrange to do something tomorrow, but I'm too much of an emo to handle it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:43, Reply)

it's your birthday
you don't have to do anything if you don't want to
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:57, Reply)

I kind of want to
but I don't know what to do, where to go or who will come. I fear everyone will just be busy and I'll look like a twat with no one at my birthday do
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:59, Reply)

perhaps it's best to notify people a week or two ahead of time
but for now you should probably send out a mass text saying your invitations got lost in the mail
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:02, Reply)

Between work and larp and laziness
I just didn't get round to doing anything. Perhaps I'll just invite people to a curryhouse or something. People like curries, right, even if they don't like me?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:05, Reply)

I was just thinking it's short notice.

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:48, Reply)

Oh man I wish I was 35 again..............but not going through the shit I was going through at the time.

( girlinthehole, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:57, Reply)

i thought once you reached a certain age you started counting backwards

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:58, Reply)

I never lie about my age.
I'd rather people thought that I was good for my age then just some old looking thirty something.
( girlinthehole, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:00, Reply)

alright K
I'm just chillin coz it's half term and I was larping all weekend so I'm not in any state to do useful things

you?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:37, Reply)

I'm also not in any state to do useful things, but here I am at work.
Boo.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:37, Reply)

I should go in to work
but it's going to have to wait until thursday
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:38, Reply)

I wish I didn't have to go in until thursday :(((

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:42, Reply)

I wish I didn't have to go in thursday
but soon SUMMER HOLIDAIZ!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:44, Reply)

Where are you going?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:54, Reply)

Who knows?
Will probably go larping a couple of times, perhaps go to a festival and try and visit many friends round the country who I've not seen much due to crazy busy year. All this depends on being paid during holidays, otherwise I will just be on here whinging for weeks on end
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:56, Reply)

nowt wrong with that
i do it all the time
/lame
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:57, Reply)

I'm going to France to stay with my parents in law.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:59, Reply)

oo, nice
...probably. France = nice, are the in-laws nice?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:01, Reply)

Yeah, they are nice in small doses
10 days is a good length of time. I found 2 weeks a little much.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:17, Reply)

there's a limit before I just go mad
and crave meeting people in real life.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:00, Reply)

I don't think she cares, just as long as there's no working for a week or two.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:57, Reply)

this

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:58, Reply)

It has been quiet around here lately.
I blame the Spanish and their dodgy cucumbers.
( girlinthehole, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:46, Reply)

I liked the headline
'cucumber victims set to increase'

now that is some crappy serial killer
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:47, Reply)

I bet he comes from Milton Keynes
and doesn't have a large enough penis, so he clenches a cucumber between his thighs.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:49, Reply)

now who could possibly be your
number one suspect?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:49, Reply)

We're just superior in every way.
I'm still recovering from the weekend as well, got some rather impressive bruises from the gig, twas good fun though!

Also managed to find a fucking ridiculous picture of me at the gig, not the best.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:56, Reply)

/OT is moribund, I reckon.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:56, Reply)

Half term hols, innit?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 31 May 2011, 13:57, Reply)

But no-one likes kids on /OT.
Everything sorted DG?
( girlinthehole, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:58, Reply)

Not really, no.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 31 May 2011, 14:00, Reply)

Is your Dalek okay?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:01, Reply)

Oddly enough
one of its slats has fallen off courtesy of a probably pissed / stoned / downright fucking clumsy teenager stumbling past it as they tried to get their bike out of the hall.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 31 May 2011, 14:02, Reply)

:(

(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:04, Reply)

I'm trying to stick it back on
but have run out of superglue.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 31 May 2011, 14:05, Reply)

I thought Daleks could repair themselves
At least that what happened on the telly when one of them got shot by a cyber person. Or something.

So it'll probably be fine by the time you get home.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:05, Reply)

I am home.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 31 May 2011, 14:06, Reply)

Go out for a bit.
*Runs out of ideas*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:08, Reply)

*massive sadface*

( girlinthehole, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:01, Reply)

We're still utterly furious / disappointed.
A completely brilliant weekend has been ruined just by coming home to total bloody carnage.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 31 May 2011, 14:04, Reply)

Considering how much leaway he is given I can understand your disappointment.

( girlinthehole, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:06, Reply)

Exactly.
We suspect that he's just had a massive party all weekend in our house. He certainly didn't stay with his grandparents on Saturday as he was supposed to. Considering the levels of hospitality we've shown to his mates in the past, the utterly contemptible lack of respect that has been shown to us in our absence is completely abhorrent. Never again.

This does mean that I'll probably be in London on my own, while the missus goes to the Galtres festival without me.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 31 May 2011, 14:10, Reply)

Fucking hell fella, that's not good at all
I was always very careful with my parents house, never let it be left in a mess when they came back, except for once.

Their reaction that time ensured it was something I'd never do again.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:11, Reply)

Fuck me that's shit.

( girlinthehole, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:17, Reply)

Tell me about it.
Practically every cup and glass in the house has been used and are currently piled up in the sink or on the bench; they've been smoking in the house (they know we don't do this so what on earth made them think it was acceptable for them to do it I don't know) and using cups and dishes as ash trays. And haven't even had the fucking common sense to cover their tracks either.

We're livid, utterly livid. On the plus side, at least we came back and the house was still standing.

The missus sends boob squishing hugs, btw.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 31 May 2011, 14:22, Reply)

Surely if nothing has been damaged or stolen you've had a bit of a result

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:23, Reply)

That is the plus side, yes.
But he was supposed to be staying at a mate's on Friday and his grandparents on Saturday. It's the deceit and lies that we can't stomach; at least one of the mates he said was here we don't even know, and, like I say, we've shown huge hospitality to his mates in the past and this is how they repay it.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 31 May 2011, 14:28, Reply)

The only thing for it is to take his keys off him and say that if you aren't in the house then neither is he.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:32, Reply)

This is what we will be doing.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 31 May 2011, 14:37, Reply)

I'm speechless.
What must have possessed him?

Edit: received and returned DG,
( girlinthehole, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:24, Reply)

God knows.
It galls me to think that we're not going to get weekends away together for the foreseeable future because the little sod can't be trusted to stay where he's supposed to be staying. I think his key will be coming off him forthwith.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 31 May 2011, 14:30, Reply)

How old is he?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:30, Reply)

15.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 31 May 2011, 14:31, Reply)

Oh fucking hell I was on the major rampage at 15.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:32, Reply)

Fucking hell, the only reason I even knew what a proper party was at that age was due to having older siblings

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:37, Reply)

Devil's Advocaat and all that:
My brother and I were trusted with my parents' house when they went away from when I was about 15. Never once did we repay the trust given us - we had fornight-long parties inc indoor smoking, we brewed up magic mushrooms in my mother's preserving pans and at one point made a Dream Machine (see Brion Gysin) out of my father's record player. And all this from our house right in the middle of Winchester College - a massive security breach.

We did have the sense to tidy up afterwards though - but maybe things just got out of hand. You have to slightly high-five the lad, surely?

At least he's not a billy no-mates loser.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:32, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKb3J9mctlo
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:35, Reply)

No, he's been a little shit, Monty.
He wasn't even trusted with the house, he was supposed to be staying elsewhere and he knew he wasn't meant to have any mates around while we weren't there but still did it anyway.

Any of his mates that come round will receive a royal bollocking for their part in it. Not that they're actually welcome here anymore.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 31 May 2011, 14:36, Reply)

Has the bollocking (I assume) you've already given him sunk in at all.
Or does he think you're making a big deal out of nothing?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:37, Reply)

He hasn't surfaced yet, so I'm not sure.
He did tidy the living room and cleaned outside last night, but the dishes are still waiting to be done.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 31 May 2011, 14:39, Reply)

Oh mate don't be too harsh on him.
I'm sure you did some stupid shit at that age, no?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:43, Reply)

Shut up Monty
This is the closest I'll get to child abuse.

PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE DAVROS!

WHIP HIS BALLS WITH THE BUCKLE END OF YOUR BELT!
(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:44, Reply)

AND FILM IT ALL!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:48, Reply)

And you were suitably punished I hope?
The thing is that when you have parents like DG and Sweary who are open-minded, free-thinking and willing to give you some freedom in spreading your teenage wings, to repay them in such a way is downright despicable.
( girlinthehole, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:44, Reply)

No, we weren't ever really punished beyond having a serious talk about stuff.
My parents were trendy liberals and we were left to do what we wanted, to quite an extent. I never got grounded - but then I never really got caught. Except for once when I had 15 foil-wrapped hash cakes in my wardrobe. Even then I was a criminal genius:

'Why have you got them, and in such large quantities?'

'I don't smoke, do I?'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:50, Reply)

Davros. Take a good look at Monty and his life.
If you don't crack down on SJ hard, this is what he will end up like.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:52, Reply)

That's a fair point.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:57, Reply)

I have already said in no uncertain terms
that I don't give a shit what he does when he leaves school, but doing nothing whilst living in our house is not an option.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 31 May 2011, 14:58, Reply)

As BGB says
We are quite liberal with him. Some of his mates are given a hard time by their parents for nothing; others parents just don't seem to give a shit either way. They all say they love coming to ours because of how relaxed it is, and this is our reward for being cool with them.

Little fuckstarts.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 31 May 2011, 14:55, Reply)

No, because I knew that I would be beaten from here until next Sunday if I did.
My Gran asked me to stay at hers while she was away for a couple of nights when I was 16 and said I could have a mate over as well. A bunch of people got wind of this; I found out, rang one of them and told him I wasn't staying over anymore because I new what would probably happen.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 31 May 2011, 14:51, Reply)

If he accidentally sets fire to the living room rug when he's fifteen years old.
Don't be too hard on him.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:55, Reply)

Hehe!
And how did you manage that?
( girlinthehole, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:57, Reply)

I went back in time in a Delorean
And got my parents together and then, as I was about go back to 1985 I remembered getting a bollocking so I thought I'd mention it, just in case they eased off a little.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:58, Reply)

That's not a Devils Advocaat, or even Advocat.
That's just confirming that you and your brother were little cunts when you were younger.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:37, Reply)

Advocaat....
This things just snowball.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:38, Reply)

We were stupid cunts rather than proper cunts, I think.
EDIT: our parents never actually said we couldn't have parties. They just assumed we wouldn't and, never finding out, had no reason to.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:41, Reply)

Devil's Advocaat: A yellow drink made in Holland by satanists, from lawyers.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:42, Reply)

It's fucking filth.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:43, Reply)

It looks suitably wrong that I've never been tempted to try it.
A mate swears that it's the business on Christmas pud though. Not sure about that to be honest ...
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:45, Reply)

I'd rather eat elephant poo than Christmas pudding.
I have a fruit salad. With cream and either brandy or Cointreau butter.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:53, Reply)

Christ, change the locks.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:19, Reply)

How many /OTers have school age kids - or are themselves school age kids, though?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:58, Reply)

does that include how many pretend to be?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:59, Reply)

It just seems to me that the posting quota goes down
during holiday times, or nice weather.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 31 May 2011, 14:00, Reply)

Is it really?
Lazy fuckers only just had Easter Hols!
( Peej, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:01, Reply)

yeah, not even 4 complete weeks

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:03, Reply)

I don't know, it was rather good last week.
I think it's because the two people who used to cause half the arguments aren't here at the minute.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:58, Reply)

Who's the other one?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:58, Reply)

Wet Ham Man.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:59, Reply)

I LOVE YOU MY DECEASED NEGRO!

(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:00, Reply)

4EVA IN R HARTS!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:00, Reply)

WIV DA ANGLES!

( Peej, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:13, Reply)

who are they?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:59, Reply)

Rswipe and Bella

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:00, Reply)

is swipe REALLY gone?
I thought she lolflounced
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:02, Reply)

I hope not.
She's my Bridget Jones buddy.
( girlinthehole, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:04, Reply)

She'll be back.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:06, Reply)

She says not.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:07, Reply)

she better be

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:07, Reply)

She likely will be, but who knows when?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:08, Reply)

knows cares
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:10, Reply)

We do, we care a lot.
We care a lot.

We care a lot about disasters, fires, floods, and killer bees.
About the nasa shuttle falling in the sea.

We care a lot about starvation and the food that live aid bought.

We care a lot about disease baby rock, Hudson, rock.
( girlinthehole, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:14, Reply)

What 'Faith No More' did not care about,
sadly, is writing non-shit lyrics, or non-toe-curlingly-embarrassing cod 'rap' rock or looking like an explosion in a disabled school.

Shame.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:17, Reply)

You couldn't help yourself could you Monty?

( girlinthehole, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:18, Reply)

I care a lot
about that sort of thing, sorry.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:38, Reply)

Not for the first time in your life Monty
you are, IMHO, talking out of your arse.

The Real Thing was one of the best albums of all time.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 31 May 2011, 14:47, Reply)

Shut up was it.
You sound like my brother.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:54, Reply)

Well that makes it me, your brother, and Darth
The defence rests.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 31 May 2011, 15:00, Reply)

*puts up hand too*

( girlinthehole, Tue 31 May 2011, 15:01, Reply)

I knew you wouldn't let me down BGB
*high fives*
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 31 May 2011, 15:09, Reply)

Jesus what a motley bunch.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 May 2011, 15:05, Reply)

Yes, who does know when? Who does know when indeed?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:11, Reply)

I'm not sure anyone knows when.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:12, Reply)

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHEN?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:12, Reply)

It looks like no-one knows when.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:13, Reply)

surely someone knows when?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:13, Reply)

If there is anyone who knows when, they're not saying.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:15, Reply)

Niggas ain't snitchin' bro'

(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:17, Reply)

Snitchez git stitchez, yo.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:37, Reply)

This entire subthread reminds me of the 'He's Going To Tell Us' bit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:18, Reply)

I reckon OT is a lot like you.
Occasional flashes of brilliance, long periods of mediocrity, and touches of racism. And lots of talking about Tayyabs.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:58, Reply)

I'll take that as the half-compliment it is. Ta.
Did you drink too much gin and shit yourself on Saturday?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:59, Reply)

he did, but the gin was after the shitting

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:59, Reply)

I couldn't shit myself
someone else had already vommed in the bath.

*looks at BGB*
(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:00, Reply)

Oops!
I did tell you how much I loved you though.
( girlinthehole, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:01, Reply)

You did
and you told mrs al how lucky she was.

I was well pleased!
(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:04, Reply)

Haha! Good!

( girlinthehole, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:05, Reply)

Unfortunately she told her this whilst splattered in half-digested 'barm cake' and bile
which did somewhat dilute the effect.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:06, Reply)

Well let's face it - which would you do?
1. Spew up in the bath in the nice cosy Coronation St house or
2. Leave the house, walk 15 feet across the back yard - taking care not to crash into the mangle on the way - and then vomit into the lavatory?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:04, Reply)

Blousie's house is awesome.
The cellar is something else.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 31 May 2011, 14:06, Reply)

Something else other than awesome?
Bit fucking rude aren't you?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:06, Reply)

It actually did have an outside loo when I bought it but we knocked it down and cleared the back yard.

( girlinthehole, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:09, Reply)

So now what do you do - pop round a neighbours when you need a 'tom tit'?
I know you lot are friendly up there but really.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:10, Reply)

I use the chamber pot silly.

( girlinthehole, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:12, Reply)

Fred and Rose awesome or properly awsome?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:07, Reply)

'Fritzlesque security airlock' is my guess.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:09, Reply)

Properly awesome
It keeps your beers and gin cool.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:10, Reply)

Due to its proximity to the north fucking pole.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:11, Reply)

Pfft!
During the odd fleeting moment of 'fuck me it's too hot', I go down to the cellar to cool off.
( girlinthehole, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:12, Reply)

There was a whole other party going on down there at one point.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:13, Reply)

I told people to smoke down there when it got too late, instead of outside.

( girlinthehole, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:15, Reply)

It does sound like a fantastic cellar.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:17, Reply)

If you're very nice
BGB will let you be chained up in there as her very own performing gimp.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 31 May 2011, 14:18, Reply)

I've already offered him the job.
He said no : (
( girlinthehole, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:19, Reply)

But that was before I knew I could smoke in there!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:20, Reply)

Properly.
The milkman didn't look too happy, mind.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 31 May 2011, 14:11, Reply)

hahahaha
Mind the pigeons.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:07, Reply)

Ah, drinking away the shame (whilst wearing a pair of BGB's jogging bottoms), eh?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:00, Reply)

They were her support pants
not her jogging bottoms.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:01, Reply)

Sorry.
support incontinence
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:10, Reply)