If you are going away on honeymoon
straight after, remember to pack your bank card, you'll feel like a twat if you don't
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:00, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

we're not going far enough that I couldn't drive back and get it in a pinch

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:01, Reply)

have you remembered:
clothes (you can't go up the aisle naked)
shoes
a place to stay in the evening
good pants (comedy horse posing pouch may not do down well)
cake
music

That covers most of it, right?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:12, Reply)

I'm horribly vain so have my outfit more or less sorted
including shoes and socks. Need to get waistcoat made and get some new pants
we are staying at the wedding venue
my mum is making the cake and
I've sorted the band, have to decide on the first dance song and have got some friends to play and sing during the photos/canapes. They are superb so am well pleased.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:14, Reply)

you sound like you've got it all under control
now don't worry and have fun
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:18, Reply)

thanks :-)

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:18, Reply)

May I suggest for the last dance
Too Drunk to Fuck?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 31 May 2011, 19:33, Reply)

Or Megadeath 'No more Mister nice guy'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:34, Reply)

I was thinking of AC/DC's Sink the Pink

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:36, Reply)

Spinal Tap 'Lick my love pump'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:38, Reply)

I think only one person at the wedding other than me would be able to identify it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:38, Reply)

Grace Jones, "Pull Up to the Bumper".

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:58, Reply)

baby got back?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:59, Reply)

I will think about it :-)

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:34, Reply)

One thing we did - which worked surprisingly well
Was putting a disposable camera on each table.

If you're on the top table, you'll miss a lot of your guests fun during the wedding breakfast and it was good to see everyone having a bit of a laugh whilst you are shitting yourself over making a speech.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:26, Reply)

also you get to see more pictures of cocks

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:29, Reply)

these days with digital cameras and facebook
that probably isn't an issue
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:30, Reply)

True.
I retract my suggestion.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:30, Reply)