Fat dwarf
TLIC's bash photos include a picture of my beer gut.

Even though only my beer gut can be seen, he's been careful to include my name in the caption.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:19, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

He good like that.

( girlinthehole, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:20, Reply)

I'm nothing if not thorough

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:20, Reply)

Goes to laugh at the tubmeister

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:20, Reply)

So yeah, I'm a fat bespecataled dwarf
There are worse things to be. Possibly.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:24, Reply)

Elton John?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:25, Reply)

I'd be amazed if any of us got to grace the cover of Vogue TD.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:26, Reply)

^this

( girlinthehole, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:26, Reply)

I'd be surprised if any of us could grace the pages of readers' wives / husbands / significant others

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 May 2011, 20:27, Reply)

hahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:29, Reply)

I'm just me
Whether you like it or not.

And tomorrow I launch my own business. And I'm terrified. This is the scariest thing I've ever done.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:36, Reply)

Will you be standing in peoples gardens with a pointy hat and a fishing rod?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:40, Reply)

No, but I feel a new sig coming on

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:43, Reply)

You could, for instance, have a face like Jeremy the Annoying Horse.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:35, Reply)