Okay.
But I'm still not happy. Tell me a funny story, Jeff.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 May 2011, 20:32, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I don't do funny B3th.
You've been here long enough to know that.

We could go for a pun-down if you like, you name the subject and we'll try and pun it for you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:33, Reply)

I'm currently trying the patented DYAC method of self-cheering, but it's not working.
I've had the worst day ever, and my stupid brain is just going over and over crappy things ona continuous loop.

I am very seriously considering getting totally cunted.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 May 2011, 20:36, Reply)

What is the DYCA method?
And why has your day been gash?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:37, Reply)

Damn You Auto Correct
and nothing important, just had a pig of a day. I might have to take tomorrow off to fuck about and do nothing.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 May 2011, 20:39, Reply)

Go on the pier!
Go on the pier!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:42, Reply)

hahaha
Do you have shares in the pier or something? You keep trying to get me there.

Not this week, though. It's the school holidays, and it will be heaving with kids, chavs, and chavs with kids.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 May 2011, 20:43, Reply)

I've not been there yet!
And I don't know anyone who has, so I want someone to go so they can tell me all about it.

I need to know what the chips are like, and how much they want for a pint.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:44, Reply)

I can almost guarantee
the chips will be passable and the beer will be expensive.

However, if you want to have a mini bash on the pier this summer, I'm totally there.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 May 2011, 21:00, Reply)

Noooooooooooooooooo!
Just remember you're a womble. It always helps me cheer up.

Rememberembermeber what a womblewomblewomble you are.
( girlinthehole, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:38, Reply)

*sings along*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:39, Reply)

^ this.
remember, member, member, what a womble, womble, womble you are.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:39, Reply)

write stuff down
this is how I stop going crazy about things
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:39, Reply)

I'm a bit too emo at the moment to try that
It would get pretty laughable very quickly.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 May 2011, 20:40, Reply)

you don't have to keep it
you can delete afterwards. I do it all the time, no one gets to read it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:42, Reply)

Knowing what an absolute knob I am
I would probably end up publishing it in the national press or something.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 May 2011, 20:45, Reply)

pen and paper
then burn it?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:52, Reply)

again
the danger of my idiocy being broadcast to the general public.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 May 2011, 20:57, Reply)

Ignore Crunchy.
Post your woes and concerns on OT.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:45, Reply)

yep there is nothing like the fake anonymity
of a public forum to unleash your woes on. Actually, this is true. One day doing it is going to bite me inthe ass
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:56, Reply)

It's only a problem if you use the same username everywhere on the internet.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:58, Reply)

yeah, mine was fine until the whole coll3ctive thing
I should have made a new username
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:01, Reply)

OT has been a significant source of joy in the past
In fact, it is helping right the fuck now!

Thank you, lovely type people.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 May 2011, 20:58, Reply)