Am I alone in thinking that the last thread was getting a bit long
And that a new evening thread might be the way forward?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:31, 49 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

well, I'm not going to stop you

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:31, Reply)

I wouldn't let you stop me anyway.
So Captain, did I read earlier that it's your birthday tomorrow?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:32, Reply)

yeah
I've even half assedly arranged to go out for a curry
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:33, Reply)

Wise.
Saving the other half of your arse for the inevitable shits.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:34, Reply)

i never get the shits from curry
you are weak
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:38, Reply)

Ooh, happy birthday for tomorrow
I'll probably say it tomorrow anyway, unless you're not here. In which case, I won't.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 May 2011, 20:34, Reply)

cheers
I feel a bit weird about being 35, also I am suffering from reality drag (larp comedown) so I actually feel really old right now, too
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:38, Reply)

Oh man, just wait!
I'm going to be 38 in December, and I'm starting to really feel how close to 40 I am.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 May 2011, 20:42, Reply)

Don't even start the omg how old I am debate when I'm here.
I'll wipe the floor with the lot of you. I'll be 46 in a couple of weeks.
( girlinthehole, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:45, Reply)

Is that why you had your birthday bash early...
'Just to be on the safe side?'

runs away very very fast
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:49, Reply)

i was just wahwahwahing about being 35 and single the other day
and my friend pointed out there were much worse things to be, like being 35 and still married to that dickhead.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:48, Reply)

There is always something worse
Unfortunately, you don't usually realise this until the something worse actually happens.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 May 2011, 21:02, Reply)

Okay.
But I'm still not happy. Tell me a funny story, Jeff.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 May 2011, 20:32, Reply)

I don't do funny B3th.
You've been here long enough to know that.

We could go for a pun-down if you like, you name the subject and we'll try and pun it for you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:33, Reply)

I'm currently trying the patented DYAC method of self-cheering, but it's not working.
I've had the worst day ever, and my stupid brain is just going over and over crappy things ona continuous loop.

I am very seriously considering getting totally cunted.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 May 2011, 20:36, Reply)

What is the DYCA method?
And why has your day been gash?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:37, Reply)

Damn You Auto Correct
and nothing important, just had a pig of a day. I might have to take tomorrow off to fuck about and do nothing.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 May 2011, 20:39, Reply)

Go on the pier!
Go on the pier!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:42, Reply)

hahaha
Do you have shares in the pier or something? You keep trying to get me there.

Not this week, though. It's the school holidays, and it will be heaving with kids, chavs, and chavs with kids.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 May 2011, 20:43, Reply)

I've not been there yet!
And I don't know anyone who has, so I want someone to go so they can tell me all about it.

I need to know what the chips are like, and how much they want for a pint.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:44, Reply)

I can almost guarantee
the chips will be passable and the beer will be expensive.

However, if you want to have a mini bash on the pier this summer, I'm totally there.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 May 2011, 21:00, Reply)

Noooooooooooooooooo!
Just remember you're a womble. It always helps me cheer up.

Rememberembermeber what a womblewomblewomble you are.
( girlinthehole, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:38, Reply)

*sings along*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:39, Reply)

^ this.
remember, member, member, what a womble, womble, womble you are.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:39, Reply)

write stuff down
this is how I stop going crazy about things
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:39, Reply)

I'm a bit too emo at the moment to try that
It would get pretty laughable very quickly.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 May 2011, 20:40, Reply)

you don't have to keep it
you can delete afterwards. I do it all the time, no one gets to read it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:42, Reply)

Knowing what an absolute knob I am
I would probably end up publishing it in the national press or something.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 May 2011, 20:45, Reply)

pen and paper
then burn it?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:52, Reply)

again
the danger of my idiocy being broadcast to the general public.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 May 2011, 20:57, Reply)

Ignore Crunchy.
Post your woes and concerns on OT.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:45, Reply)

yep there is nothing like the fake anonymity
of a public forum to unleash your woes on. Actually, this is true. One day doing it is going to bite me inthe ass
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:56, Reply)

It's only a problem if you use the same username everywhere on the internet.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:58, Reply)

yeah, mine was fine until the whole coll3ctive thing
I should have made a new username
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:01, Reply)

OT has been a significant source of joy in the past
In fact, it is helping right the fuck now!

Thank you, lovely type people.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 May 2011, 20:58, Reply)

I don't usually visit outside of work hours
mainly because I am drunk outside of work hours and may say something stupid.

Yes you are alone, alone in front of a computer.
( Peej, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:39, Reply)

I am the queen of saying stupid stuff but everyone forgets............eventually.

( girlinthehole, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:41, Reply)

I don't
In fact I have been offering freebies to b3tans for a while now in order to get their real names and addresses so that one day I can betray them and their stupidity.
( Peej, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:00, Reply)

Evening all
Nice day off work today and Mrs Cow is off to see a popular beat combo who I think are called 'take that'. I have cleared the grass for my bin storage patio and now have red wine and The Event to watch. I may first light up the old chimnea and watch FIRE!

I also had the second of my frozen green curry with king prawns. I feel I need a croissant
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:45, Reply)

Evening Cow.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:46, Reply)

Evening Jeff
How's it hanging?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:48, Reply)

I've been feeling like I'm coming down with a cold for the last few days.
I just wish it would make its mind up. Either make me ill, or fuck off.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:50, Reply)

Unleash the spirits. Kill or cure

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:52, Reply)

I was in a tent at the weekend
wearing an Egyptian-ish costume in the middle of a field with other friendly nerds eating a croissant. I thought of you guys and smiled.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:51, Reply)

I read that as 'in a tenant at the weekend'
and wondered what kind of landlord that would make you.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 May 2011, 21:03, Reply)

an inside out one
I am a renter not a rentee. That sounds rude.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:05, Reply)

rent from front to back?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 May 2011, 21:06, Reply)

fnar fnar

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:08, Reply)

Mayhap.

(Your Mum's distended arsehole, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:47, Reply)