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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Smug
I sent off my first job applications today and within 10 mins had a response describing my CV as impressive.

I am smug. How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:41, 26 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Also
If any of you want to employ me just Gaz me. I'll impress you.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:43, Reply)
My daughter is crying even though she has a giant pair of breasts in her face
I will pay you to explain this phenomena.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:44, Reply)
Smug enough that I have no doubt in my mind that I am better than you in every way.
Not as smug as vippers though
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:44, Reply)
I just jumped from a building and landed feet first.
Smug doesn't even begin to cover it.
(Your Mum's distended arsehole, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:45, Reply)
Fuck off Bert.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:53, Reply)
*typical who is bert response*

(Your Mum's distended arsehole, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:58, Reply)
*typical newbie response*

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:01, Reply)
*covert insult*

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:02, Reply)
*veiled welcome*

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:02, Reply)
*quip about sockpuppets*

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:03, Reply)
*some form of lol*

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:03, Reply)
I like breasts.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:03, Reply)
BAN REQUEST!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:18, Reply)
was it a doll's house?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:55, Reply)
No way. Bird house.
When I say "bird house" I mean "tree".
And when I say "landed feet first" I mean "smashed my face on the ground".
(Your Mum's distended arsehole, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:57, Reply)
McDonalds always send out responses like that.
They have trouble keeping staff.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:47, Reply)
Zing

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:49, Reply)
Zing burger?
Or is that Burger king?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:50, Reply)
KFC

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:51, Reply)
alright Wormulus
I'm not bad, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:49, Reply)
You don't GET smug
You EARN smug.

Come back when you can afford to spend smug.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:52, Reply)
I lend smug at very reasonable rates.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:54, Reply)
I have smug
Stashed away in a Swiss smug account.

I've got more in ocean-going shipping under a Liberian flag.

I have access to the EU smug mountain.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:57, Reply)
I think I'd know if you had access to me

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:20, Reply)
i've just discovered a mother-lode of smug whilst excavating my anus.
top THAT you foppish fop type curly-haired sex machine!
x
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 31 May 2011, 21:22, Reply)
bearing in mind the mahoosive nature of my anus...
that's a whole lot of smug ;)
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 31 May 2011, 21:23, Reply)

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