It was firmly my intention last night
to get royally cunted, and hope I didn't wake up in the morning. However, I refrained from the drinking, and woke up fresh as a fucking daisy. Go figure.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:23, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

5.20am wake up call from Cow Jr=tired sportscow

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:25, Reply)

another good reason never to spawn.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:26, Reply)

Bollocks.
Being awoken by the comical antics of one's offspring is one of life's greatest pleasures.

I get 'It's morning time and it's a beaauuutiful day!' from mine, and it's so cute I could blub.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:30, Reply)

Bumder

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:30, Reply)

^this

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Not when it happens every day it isn't.

( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:37, Reply)

My daughter doesn't wake up 'til gone 8 every day anyway, thinking about it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:43, Reply)

haha! That's mid-day for most mothers.

( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:45, Reply)