it's all about the teeth here
why not threaten another part of his anatomy?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:33, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

The rest might grow back.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:35, Reply)

arms, legs and dicks grow back?
what? I think your mixing him up with a lizard
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:37, Reply)

My mixing is fine, I'll have you know!
I'm not willing to be cutting things off, I just meant breaking bones, etc
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:38, Reply)

perhaps you should

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:39, Reply)

I am famed for my gorgeous teeth.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:37, Reply)

I assumed they were brown, rotting and missing
causing you breath to smell like you'd stored a flatulent dead squirrel in your cheeks
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:39, Reply)

Unlike your dismal LARPing friends, I am not some grubby-fingered halfwit
who spends his time pissing about in forests charging at barbecues and playing at wizards.

I am an urban sophisticate with personal grooming skills to match.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:41, Reply)

personal 14 year old
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:43, Reply)

A likely story
You are like some gigantic robot hippy assembled from the parts of lesser hippies.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:49, Reply)

One day, scientists will study your brain to learn more about your distant cousin, Man.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:50, Reply)