No, I resisted the temptation of alcohol, and woke up bright and happy today.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukDi0DfLUU4
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:37, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Argh my ears! My eyes!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:45, Reply)

Alright Gary?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:46, Reply)

Guv!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:46, Reply)

Been down the docks recently?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:48, Reply)

Been to the canal and got burnt today

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:50, Reply)

Not a good look.
I've been to a Greek restaurant. I had steak. With a white wine, cream and blue cheese sauce.

It was magnificent.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:54, Reply)

Pa as I am so behind the times
I just noticed your lovely wife showered me with snogs and gropes earlier, could you please let her know they were appreciated and reciprocated
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:51, Reply)

You can tell her yourself.
I'll let her log on.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:53, Reply)

Except she's away for a shite.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:53, Reply)

'logging on'
hurr hurr.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:56, Reply)

Did you have a nice cup of tea as well?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:56, Reply)

I had two glasses of Mythos, which is a very nice Greek beer.
I don't normally do lager but this stuff just tastes of holidays.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:58, Reply)

*does a little dance*
oh well.... I don't feel right dancing for shitting...

*stops dancing*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:55, Reply)

It's alright, she's done.
She's logged off and now she's going to log on.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:57, Reply)

In a minute or so...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:58, Reply)

*drums fingers on desk*

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:59, Reply)

BORED NOW

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 23:01, Reply)

I can't believe you didn't comment on the link I posted
JUST. FOR. YOU.

Or was it that link that has made you dead bored.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 23:05, Reply)

How was the Greek?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 23:00, Reply)

Almost as good as my cooking ;o)
with the added benefit of not having to cook \o/
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 23:10, Reply)

Smashing.
Were you going out to mark any particular occasion, or was it just a spot of midweek dinner?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 23:10, Reply)

Midweek treat :)
How was your dinner pet?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 23:13, Reply)

BADGER! :))))))))
*moar snogs*
I'm loving your board sig petal
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 23:07, Reply)

OH HAI MA!!
*snogs and slurps and hugs*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 23:11, Reply)

*dances a speshul dance*
SCHLEEEEEEEEURP!
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 23:15, Reply)

*dances too*
Although I am going to bed now as I have hiccups and need to get all the beauty sleep I can :p SEE YOU LATER *snogs*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 23:19, Reply)

Night night sweetheart
Sweet dreams xxx
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 23:21, Reply)

your brother's in borstal
your sister's got pox
your mother's a 'hore in the Liverpool docks
your uncle's a pervert
your auntie's gone mad
and jack the ripper's your dad
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:52, Reply)

surely "is your" fits better

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:53, Reply)

There are so many different versions of the same ditty, it's hard to know who to believe.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:54, Reply)

Always believe the Badger

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:57, Reply)

I believe in this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvVsAGf0DPk
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:57, Reply)

awww
poor badgers
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 23:12, Reply)

Tsk! Too little too late.
*Blames Badgers*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 23:12, Reply)

Yeah, i'm sorry about that.
You just put it in my head, so I thought I'd return the favour.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:50, Reply)

Right our kid, I'm going to collapse into sleep now...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:51, Reply)

See yer.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:52, Reply)