That's it, blame the newbie for your own failings.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:03, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Thank you
I shall.

Congratulations on making it through the first day and returning for more. I'd like to say it gets easier from here. So I shall. It gets easier from here.

In addition, I am a liar.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:04, Reply)

liar gaylord
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:05, Reply)

*polite applause*
Al the Geordie in the HOUSE
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:07, Reply)

*bows gracefully* I thank you, and I'll also drop in this:
+ I wish
+ was
the HOUSE my anus as I love him so much.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:12, Reply)

What's love got to do, got to do with it?
*smack*

OUCH

From now on your name will be Ike
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:13, Reply)

MAKE ME A GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH WOMAN!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:16, Reply)

*grills cheese*
*Plots revenge by virtue of a longer and vastly more successful solo career, culminating in being played by Angela Bassett in the movie of my life*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:18, Reply)

It's almost certainly your own fault for either fucking your sister
or being a scarf wearing cockhound.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:04, Reply)

Ooh I'd forgotten about 'suspect B'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:08, Reply)

Suspect B is becoming the more likely candidate
as Bert has generally given up pretending that he isn't Bert.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:11, Reply)

Agreed
Weighters is nowhere near hopped-up enough to be Bert
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:12, Reply)

Suspect B?
Apparently, I'm the man with a thousand identities now.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:12, Reply)

Well, three
Rudimentary mathematics is not your strong point, eh, old chap?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:15, Reply)

Three?
Ok, so if I'm not Bert, who am I supposed to be?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:16, Reply)

Well, er let me think, oh yeah, SUSPECT B.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:17, Reply)

Suspect B is, I believe, FribeeQC/SaxyAdam
I know little of the fellow, except that he was a cock and /Talk kicked the shit out of him for it.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:17, Reply)

fail

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:18, Reply)

Oh,...
Hasn't your favourite B3tan also been touted?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:21, Reply)

Oh so that'd be the frisbee question from yesterday.
No, I'm not him.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:20, Reply)

I find it amazing that with all the people on the internet
As soon as someone new rocks up to our preposterously cliquey little circle, we all assume it's one of two or three former members and hound them accordingly
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:22, Reply)

It's ok, I don't mind.
At least they aren't doing anything creative with pineapples.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:23, Reply)

He knows of the next stage of the hazing process!
FUCK OFF BERT
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:26, Reply)

Piss off you mincing gaybo, I am not Bert.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:28, Reply)

Hahaha
Adapting to one's surroundings with impressive speed. You are Darwin from that film I saw last night AICMFP
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:30, Reply)

I'm nothing if not quick.
What's AICMFP mean?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:32, Reply)

And I Claim My Five Pounds
Shit meme. Follows an outlandish claim that you are in fact someone else. Usually based on film quotes and the like.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Ah. I'll file this next to Honda Accord, shall I?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:35, Reply)

You seem to be mocking the afflicted, mysterious regular person

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:38, Reply)

Regular?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:51, Reply)

Yep
Ask Monty about Hood-Butter next
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:40, Reply)

Why?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:53, Reply)

It's not a shit meme - it's a part of English culture.
My parents used to quote it when I was a child.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lobby_Lud
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:46, Reply)

That long ago?
Did it come over with the Normans?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:47, Reply)

Brighton Rock ?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:49, Reply)

Wormo.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:17, Reply)

Never heard of him.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:21, Reply)

Endeavour to keep it that way

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:24, Reply)

Ok, I shall.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:25, Reply)

Don't listen to Darth, Wormulus is one the few interesting characters to pop up here

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:26, Reply)

Interesting how?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:27, Reply)

Trolling mostly

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:28, Reply)

Ah.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:29, Reply)

RaymondBongoyachtluxurygriddles aka touchy wanker

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:18, Reply)

That's a no as well.
I'm kind of moody in the mornings before I've had a fag though.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:22, Reply)

So is Darth

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:25, Reply)

Bugger!

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:26, Reply)

You gotta ask me nicely

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:27, Reply)

I'm fine thanks, I don't like men in that way.
Sorry dude.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:29, Reply)

However will I cope
/kills self
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:35, Reply)

Quite well I think.
Trust me, you're not missing anything.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:35, Reply)

Bumming in general?
Or you in particular?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:40, Reply)

Erm... both.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:50, Reply)

And how would you know?
Don't put yourself down mate - trust me, there are plenty of people round here who'll do it for you.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:51, Reply)

You've got a point.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:51, Reply)

+ with a faggoty white outfit and a harvard mouth
/coloneljessop
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:30, Reply)

This is very good

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:34, Reply)

Does this mean I'm not Bert anymore?
/unlurks
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:05, Reply)