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Morning boys and girlsIt's my last day in the office today before a 3 day weekend.
Breakfast thread, I have Cheerios; GO!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 8:30,
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I wish you'd fucking 'GO'.Cheerio!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 8:31,
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I think someone needs to warm up a bit this morning(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 8:33,
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Maybe I'd be sharper if I'd have had some breakfast, right?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 8:35,
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Breakfast threads are for even bigger wankers.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 8:32,
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No, that's 'Special Brew and a line'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 8:33,
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Weighters would never start a thread this shit.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 8:32,
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You wouldn't catch 'Bill Clay' (if that is indeed his real name) making a fool of himself like this.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 8:34,
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Bill Clay (if that is indeed his real name), wishes he could make a fool of himself like this.(
girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 8:38,
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I do hope you're not slandering 'Bill Clay' (if that is indeed his real name) here.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 8:40,
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'Bill Clay' (if that is indeed his real name) can fight his (if indeed he is a man) own battles(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 8:41,
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Happybara's threads are never this shit.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 8:39,
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Great, another classic b3ta /ot day in storeI rarely have breakfast, as it's the meal of wankers
edit: it appears this has already been covered, soz
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 8:45,
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Actualy it's the most important meal of the dayone should eat the breakfast of a king, lunch of a prince and supper of a pauper.
We decadent westerners have it all back to front
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 8:47,
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You will die a sad and lonely man if you don't eat breakfast each morning.(
girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 8:47,
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I think breakfast is the least of Rory's worries(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 8:48,
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Sultana bran.I'd put lots of stuff on it, but I'm trying just to be a companioncube, not a weightedcompanioncube.
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NakedApe said you were dead.He's such a lying cunt. Weighters, watch out for his lies.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 8:50,
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They eat children who don't say their prayers, you know.Boil'em up in a big pot, according to my mother.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 8:52,
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Careful or I'll lay a jew egg in your brain(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 8:53,
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Profiteering scoundrels, whilst proper Germans are at the front(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 8:54,
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Stirring up Bolshevism left right and fucking centre.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 8:55,
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Don't watch any of those Hollywood films, they're all jew infected(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 8:56,
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AdamQCFrisbeeteaboywould never start a thread, too busy making tea and photocopying
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 8:54,
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Kroney would never start a thread this boringAnd here's why.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 8:56,
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Morning fellaApologies for not replying to your message last night, was in the cinema. Git.
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Haha, no worriesThe other 5 numbed my pain...ow.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:04,
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YepWasn't bad. Bit rushed. Over two hours but could have done with a bit more character work
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Ahh, good goodI'm seeing it this weekend, I think
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:34,
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Definitely worth a watchThere are only three decent actors in it, which is a bit of a pisser with so many characters, but the bird playing Emma Frost has a crackin' rack
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No breakfast as yetConsidering a jaunt across the road for a ham & egg muffin and a coffee
I've answered the question but am still bored. I blame weightedcompanioncube.
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I'll take meat wherever I can get itThat sounded much better in my head
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Thank youI shall.
Congratulations on making it through the first day and returning for more. I'd like to say it gets easier from here. So I shall. It gets easier from here.
In addition, I am a liar.
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*bows gracefully* I thank you, and I'll also drop in this:+ I wish
+ was
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What's love got to do, got to do with it?*smack*
OUCH
From now on your name will be Ike
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*grills cheese**Plots revenge by virtue of a longer and vastly more successful solo career, culminating in being played by Angela Bassett in the movie of my life*
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It's almost certainly your own fault for either fucking your sisteror being a scarf wearing cockhound.
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Ooh I'd forgotten about 'suspect B'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:08,
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Suspect B is becoming the more likely candidateas Bert has generally given up pretending that he isn't Bert.
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Well, threeRudimentary mathematics is not your strong point, eh, old chap?
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Suspect B is, I believe, FribeeQC/SaxyAdamI know little of the fellow, except that he was a cock and /Talk kicked the shit out of him for it.
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Oh so that'd be the frisbee question from yesterday.No, I'm not him.
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I find it amazing that with all the people on the internetAs soon as someone new rocks up to our preposterously cliquey little circle, we all assume it's one of two or three former members and hound them accordingly
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It's ok, I don't mind.At least they aren't doing anything creative with pineapples.
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HahahaAdapting to one's surroundings with impressive speed. You are Darwin from that film I saw last night AICMFP
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And I Claim My Five PoundsShit meme. Follows an outlandish claim that you are in fact someone else. Usually based on film quotes and the like.
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You seem to be mocking the afflicted, mysterious regular person(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:38,
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It's not a shit meme - it's a part of English culture.My parents used to quote it when I was a child.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lobby_Lud
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:46,
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Don't listen to Darth, Wormulus is one the few interesting characters to pop up here(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:26,
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RaymondBongoyachtluxurygriddles aka touchy wanker(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:18,
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That's a no as well.I'm kind of moody in the mornings before I've had a fag though.
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And how would you know?Don't put yourself down mate - trust me, there are plenty of people round here who'll do it for you.
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+ with a faggoty white outfit and a harvard mouth/coloneljessop
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:30,
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Does this mean I'm not Bert anymore?/unlurks
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:05,
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I made the mistake of having Frosted Shreddies this morningI was so bored by this I forgot to change the channel and watched an hour of Daybreak. I don't know how the day is going to recover from this.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:02,
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If those really were frosted shreddies, I think you made a big mistake.(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:03, Reply)
If indeed you did watch Daybreakthen you are scientifically now 13% more stupid than when you woke up, fact.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:05,
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I think it may be worse than thatI caught their 'news' about three times with the top story being Gary Barlow watching Daybreak the previous morning. They LOVED this news, you should've seen their little faces.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:06,
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Well, he may be an X-Factor judge today...but never forget that it only takes a minute and *BANG* everything changes and he's out the door.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:14,
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Two Take That song references in one postWelcome to the derided for being a massive gay club
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SO FARAlso, I think any club with one member is by definition lonely. Words are precious, Al. If you use them all up there'll be none left for Monty.
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Do you think it'd be a mistake to point out that there are three references in there?Nah, should be alright.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:19,
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So there are!Congratulations sir, you are officially more knowledgeable about a 90s boy band loved only by teenage girls and screaming queers than I am
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:21,
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Only MASSIVE HOMOSEXUALS know how Google works.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:22,
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I bet you Googled for that info(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:23,
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I had to - because I don't know how it works.AHA GOT YOU.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:25,
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He knows you are - but what is he?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:23,
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First Darth lays claim to 'intellectual superiority' over you and now thisIt's downhill all the way
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:17,
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I put it to you that you are a massive homosexual.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:19,
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I think you two should have a gay-off to decide who wears the diamante crown.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:23,
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Always two there are, the master and the apprentice(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:57,
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I'm so LOLWAKI I had LOLWAKI breakfast this morning
I pretended I was eating the guy from the Go Compare adverts.
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I think you might have mental health issues.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:07,
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Come on lad, let's meet up for beers.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:20,
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Who has four Weetabix?!I don't think I could eat that much for breakfast...
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well 1) It sees me through until Lunchtimeand 2) if you can eat a Tayyabs, then 4 weetabix cannot possibly present a serious problem.
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Apart from the fact that 15 seconds after the mlik goes on it turns into concreteand tastes like the bottom of a rabbit hutch
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:19,
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What? They go soggy when the milk hits them,hence the wide flat bowl so you can pour the milk in the side and get the bottom of them moist while the top is still crunchy.
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Fucking horrible stuff is Weetabix(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:22,
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You do realise that weetabix is mostly fibrewhich makes you shit more, not less.
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I reckon twelve of them might cause a 'log-jam'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:32,
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why does monty loathe you so much?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:14,
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He doesn't really, he's just hiding his true feelings for me(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:15,
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good reasoning and sound logic here you utter helmet.Aren't you self employed? get off the fucking internet, do some work, and contribute to the economy you work shy somalian.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:17,
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don't know, I take it you're not then?if I ate my whole weight in ribs does that include the bones cause I reckon I could try that challenge.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:23,
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I don't hate him at all.You, on the other hand...
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:22,
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Shut up gramps, you don't fool me anymore.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:24,
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Stop hitting on the homeboy for being fat and stupid(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:25,
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sent any cds yet? nope? useless old cunt.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:27,
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Wow, that was unncessary and really hurtful, Bobby.Uncalled for rudeness, there.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:37,
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shut it! or I'll send you to Winterbourne with the other spastics.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:43,
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I had blueberry wheatsshredded wheat-like product with jam in.
As recommended by Bob Marley.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:28,
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'BUT A LITTLE 'OTTER!!!!!!!!!'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:32,
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I had the cranberry onesnomnomnomzombienomnomnom
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:43,
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Have you got a urinary tract infection in your fanny?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:54,
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Start a new thread someone, for Christ's sake.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:57,
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