Levels of hotness please
Preferably using B3tans as examples
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:57, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Do you know this newbie then Darth?
Or are you just being overly familiar?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:58, Reply)

You know what those gays are like.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:59, Reply)

Nope, no idea
He seems alright though doesn't he? Last time a newbie descended and was given a rough ride (hehehe) it was Bobby and he's a bloody top bloke, so have decided the benefit of the doubt should be given
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:02, Reply)

What're you on about? Bobby's a fucking cretin.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:03, Reply)

MONTY HAS DECREED IT
THUS IT MUST BE SO

No he isn't
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:04, Reply)

No, he really is.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:06, Reply)

Criteria please

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:07, Reply)

1) is a fucking cretin
2) ate his own bodyweight in ribs
3) fiddles with kids
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:08, Reply)

Missed the second one
Disagree with the first

The third is acceptable. They're Welsh kids.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:11, Reply)

they should be down a mine somewhere.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:15, Reply)

What the fuck am I doing?
I'm a half-Taff and I'm sacrificing my roots in favour of defending Bobby
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:22, Reply)

If you're half-taff
you should be down a miner.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:25, Reply)

*nods*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:04, Reply)

I've just remembered, you got here after Bobby
My original point stands but with Aper's name in place.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:05, Reply)

I don't think I hada rough ride,,,it wwas all sweetness and light when I arrived
then i went away for 6 months due to firewalls, then i came back all was poison
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:15, Reply)

Stop harshin the homeboy

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:04, Reply)

What's this?
Solidarity between Man Utd and Arsenal fans? Wouldn't have happened in Keano's time, I tells ya
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:06, Reply)

It's alright now they're shit

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:08, Reply)

I assumed as much
Can I take it that if Monty suddenly developed an affinity for Chelsea you'd have to call him a cunt lots?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:09, Reply)

City hatin is where it's at

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:12, Reply)

Of course!
I forgot about them. As did you, for about 20 years, I imagine.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:14, Reply)

About 35

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:15, Reply)

How old are you?!

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:18, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1224056
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:18, Reply)

So you've been blissfully unaware of Manchester City FC your whole life until now
This is an excellent policy.

*forgets Derbyshire exists*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:21, Reply)

psst, it's been 35 years since they won anything

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:29, Reply)

Yeah, the only reason to acknowledge the hellhole is to make oneself feel better about one's own team's failings

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:32, Reply)

Oh I dunno!
AA who lives nearby or me who lives far away.
( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:59, Reply)

You
Because you're a GIRL
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:01, Reply)

I knew being a girl would come in handy one day.

( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:02, Reply)

Haha, you said come
hahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAahhahahaa
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:05, Reply)

You are tourettes AICMFP

( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:06, Reply)

I'll have to take your word for that
I hardly know the lucky lady
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:07, Reply)

that would certainly make her lucky.
morning you.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:08, Reply)

Luckier than you, Internet Nemesis
Luckier than ALL OF YOU

I have no idea what that was about. Sorry.

Morning.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:09, Reply)

You massive poof.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:10, Reply)

How DARE you
I'm not massive. Well, I am, but I won't be by the end of summer.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:15, Reply)

You're going to have to start spitting then, honey.
Do you know how many calories is *in* that stuff?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:17, Reply)

Good for the skin though innit
Innit?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:19, Reply)

My belly must be fucking AWESOME by now then.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:21, Reply)

Hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:38, Reply)