I can only use my little compact Panasonic
because I shake like Michael J Fox on a rollercoaster, and it's the only camera with a decent enough image stabilisation.

mr b3th is the photographer in our house. I couldn't tell you what he has, but there's a lot of them, and lenses to boot, and takes absolutely awesome portraits. Except of me, because I am quite literally the most unphotogenic person in the world.

Alt: neither, thanks. I'll take Matt Baker if you're offering though.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:16, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Nonsense
Who took your profile photos on Facebook? They are excellent
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:17, Reply)

That's very sweet of you to say.
but that's approximately three good pictures out of hundreds. The other half likes to take 'candid' shots, which basically translates as me looking gormless with slack-jawed idiocy.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:19, Reply)

I do not photograph well

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:20, Reply)

Are you Albanian?
'I do not photograph well. Only horse.'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:22, Reply)

Haha!
Horse take shit pictures with magic box
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:22, Reply)

I only have skill to create transportation device using wood
I no have ability to mix copies of "Tom Sawyer" by Rush to create "Break Beat"
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:24, Reply)

do you like Rush?
assuming the answer is yes, have you heard their newest release?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:25, Reply)

BU2B?
If so, yes, I really like it, if not, No.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:28, Reply)

no idea what it is called
they've been playing it on Planet Rock. If it is the same one, I really like it too
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:29, Reply)

It's short for "Brought up to believe"

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:30, Reply)

I think that is it
it's good
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:31, Reply)

That makes two of you

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:25, Reply)

'Is future of rockandroll, yes?'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:26, Reply)

is most important musical type since jazz, yes?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:28, Reply)

Yesh
Schteve rocksh and you will be rolling, yesh
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:28, Reply)

"I'm just not photogenic"
WAKE UP THAT'S HOW YOU LOOK.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:25, Reply)

I NO RITE
:o(
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:26, Reply)

yeah because photographs
always show things as the look
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:27, Reply)

oooooooh get all artistic on his ass, Queen Crunchy

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:27, Reply)

This exact defence has got Chompy off a number of charges

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:28, Reply)

You are Roxette AICMFuck off you fucking wankers

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:28, Reply)

*narrows eyes and gives The Look*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:30, Reply)

YOU'VE got the AIDS

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:37, Reply)

well some people have the reflex of shutting their eyes, or pulling a face when trying to smile for a camera

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:27, Reply)

Poor Joey Deacon :(

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:30, Reply)

Haha
He actually looked completely normal, you know.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:36, Reply)

That happens to me too.
There's only one person who has ever managed to get a decent photo of me, and that was with my own camera.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:18, Reply)

I don't want to turn this whole thing into a discussion of my epic body dysmorphia,
but even on the rare occasions I will look in the mirror and be happy with what I see, any photgraph taken at exactly the same time will be hideous.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:20, Reply)

How did you manage to have such a sexy sibling?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:29, Reply)

I look like my Dad in a frock
He looks like our rather better-looking, photeginic mother's side of the family.

But thanks for helping with the pain Al.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:31, Reply)

That's alright
Maybe you could photoshop your brothers face onto any photos you get. That way you'll always look HAWT!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:35, Reply)

You could photoshop my tits onto his body
and you'd be a happy man.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:36, Reply)

I know the feeling.
I try to keep my chins up, but you know...
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:31, Reply)

Post it on here, now, so we can decide for ourselves.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:21, Reply)

If you really are a cube....

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:21, Reply)

Haha, nice try.
Besides, it got lost in a hard drive crash about six months ago. Perhaps I should get a facebook so I can back all this shit up.

But here's a bad one, all the same.

bit.ly/kxRoDk
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:29, Reply)

Or perhaps you should get a dry cleaner for your impressive scarf collection.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:29, Reply)

felching scarf collection

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:30, Reply)

I don't own any scarves.
Wouldn't mind a big long one for the winter though. A Dr Who one would do quite nicely.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:31, Reply)

was it a magic camera like the ones at Glamour Shots??

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:25, Reply)

No, but I'm considering photoshopping my photos in future.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:38, Reply)