I've just got out of a 4-hour meeting
What the FUCK is going on at Lord's?

And how are all of you fine upstanding people (if that is indeed what you are, which it's not, with a few notable exceptions, well, one)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:30, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Looking forward to a weekend of drunken idiocy.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:31, Reply)

Good man (if that is indeed, etc)
What are you up to?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:36, Reply)

Erm, this at the moment.
Not much else, there's fuck-all to do in work.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:43, Reply)

I meant what does the drunken idiocy consist of :-)

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:45, Reply)

Oh right!
Just lots of drinking, with friends, in a field with lots of food and a barbeque. Should be good.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:47, Reply)

Nice
I sincerely hope it doesn't piss it down

(I actually do, I want some cricket to watch)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:49, Reply)

Should hold until Sunday, I reckon.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:51, Reply)

Let's hope you're right
so we can both enjoy a weekend of distinctly middle-class pursuits
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:53, Reply)

Quite so dear boy, quite so.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:57, Reply)

*clinks champers flute*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:05, Reply)

I don't know, I don't give a shit about cricket.

( Kroney, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:31, Reply)

You dont give a shit about anything.
You keep it all in the "special" freezer
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:34, Reply)

I'm not saying it's in the same league as having a friend whose uncle is David Niven
But my great uncle's cousin was Stan Laurel.
( Kroney, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:35, Reply)

This is acceptable

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:36, Reply)

The missus is related to him as well
via some complicated route that I can't recall at present
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:51, Reply)

Famous relations I almost have
is the next thread
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:52, Reply)

Apparently the football team I support are making a bid for a Florist defender (Lynch I think his name is)
What can you tell me about him
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:31, Reply)

He's fresh as a daisy

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:35, Reply)

His first name is Joel
He can play left-back or centre-back
You're welcome to him
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:35, Reply)

Hmm... We've got enough shit defenders as it is.
Oh well, he'll be in good company if he signs.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:36, Reply)

We were loaning players in and promoting a lanky Paddy from the youth team
rather than play him at left back. He might be a decent centre-half for all I know, ours have been rock solid so he hasn't had a look-in
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:38, Reply)

Who are you bitch dissing?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:32, Reply)

Bitch dissing?
Is that somehow worse than normal dissing?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:35, Reply)

It's like a diva bitch aint it

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:38, Reply)

Are you calling me a diva?
That's probably the nicest thing you've ever said about me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:39, Reply)

I'll let you smell my fingers if you want

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:40, Reply)

If it involves you cutting your fingers off and posting them to me I'm all for it
but fuck off am I setting foot in Manchester again this decade
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:43, Reply)

Me probably
He doesn't like the fact I called him creepy ages ago.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:36, Reply)

I dunno I think it's just down to our fat homeboy Bobby who follows you round namecalling

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:39, Reply)

I forget
which one of you is Crabbe and which is Goyle?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:39, Reply)

If you re-read it
I was saying that no-one here is actually fine and upstanding, with one exception, so I certainly wasn't bitch dissing you

And I don't like you because you're a cunt
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:40, Reply)

You've got a new champion in b3th I've now noticed
She's freekin vicious
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:41, Reply)

Do not annoy b3th
As a comparison to Harry Potter background characters often offends.
( Kroney, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:43, Reply)

Do you want to go on the list too?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:45, Reply)

Only if I get to be the Captain of the Quidditch team.

( Kroney, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:47, Reply)

I'm happy to say I had no idea who those two were until I googled them.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:46, Reply)

Oh I thought you said she looked 'haggard' - my mistake!!
How embarrassing.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:46, Reply)

Oh, that's it. I'm takin' names.
*takes names*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:49, Reply)

pfft

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:58, Reply)