Do you think I could hurry up his heart condition with a bit of traffic warden rollplay between me and you?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:39, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I reckon all you need to do is cough near him at it'll all be over.

But think of all the children who will wake up on Xmas morning to see their still-empty stockings, because *someone* could get to them because they'd died. Think of those poor, poor children.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:42, Reply)

*tumesces*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:42, Reply)

One-way traffic only.
I'm going to have to write you a ticket.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:43, Reply)

BUT I WAS INSIDE THE YELLOW LINES

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:52, Reply)

I'm afraid I'm going to have to "tow" your "car".

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:05, Reply)

YOU CAN'T, MY LIVELYHOOD DEPENDS ON IT ! OH GOD, THE KIDS, I'LL BE LATE FROM PICKING THEM UP FROM THE HOSPITAL !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:08, Reply)

Nonce.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:12, Reply)