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I pronouce Sportscow SHITyeah, how do you like them onions?!
Does anyone actually like Andy Murray?
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:56,
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And his girlfriend probably does too.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:01,
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As regardsb3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1226628
did I send the groping picture to you? I don't remember.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:10,
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Yes you didit made me laugh a lot. The expression on her face if particularly funny.
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I don't see why you get to see smut of Lampito's really really fit mate but myself and Monty have to use our imaginations.I'm not saying you're more deserving to see unadulterated pure filth, perhaps you actually are a better person than myself. Perhaps Lampito simply forgot to CC me into the email list. Maybe it was an accident, I just don't know.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:27,
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I just had a look for itand I must have deleted the link in case the mrs ever had a look at my account.
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Pfft. I can see how it might be a bit dodgy.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:33,
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Oh, I was gonna ask if you could print it off and fax it to me.I got a new laminator which I haven't used since Loraine Kelly did an interview in Women's Own.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:33,
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No, it's alright, I've found it, it was in a linknot as an embedded image.
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tick tock tick tock.... hurry up and gaz it to me.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:38,
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I agree - he is a right old cuntI like onions too
Alt: No, scotch wanker with pubes on his head. McCunt
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:58,
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'Green Onions' by Booker T and the MG's is one of the best singles of all time.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:01,
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I've lost my father's copy and I am not happy about this.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:06,
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Wow, this is the first musical preference you've stated that I agree withIf indeed it is a musical preference you've stated that I agree with
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:17,
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This is great, it's funny nowbut I also predict this will be an excellent slow grower too. In a few weeks, this will be a handy phrase to pull out of the bag on many occasions.
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I pronounce ‘pronouce’ to not be a word.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:59,
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Also, isn't the phrase 'them apples'?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:02,
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I wondered thather use of onions has led me to think that, despite having met her and found it not to be the case, she is my friend from university Crazy Huw.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:05,
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I'm having fun here, Monty:n.sfwgifs.com/gif/vagina-punch
and the others on there. Quiet Friday afternoons ftw.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:07,
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Actually having clicked through again I followed a completely different path of women getting knocked out.Odd. That's less fun.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:09,
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Ha, I didn't know KITT was a Honda Accord.n.sfwgifs.com/gif/knight-rider
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:17,
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Great - now I've been sacked for looking at fannies.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:28,
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MONTY! MONTY! MONTY!b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=79262
I found this.
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So did someone in the last thread(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:12,
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I wouldn't wind him up if I were you.He'll get David Niven round to duff you up.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:17,
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According to google, it looks like he's working at BAE now(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:16,
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The Scotch doI think it's hilarious how the tabloids brazenly proclaim him British while he's doing well and Scottish when he loses. As if to suggest that Scotland is some kind of dumping ground for our detritus.
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UntrueI'm pretty sure most of Britain has forgotten Norfolk exists
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What a bizarre thing to sayFor one thing it's nonsense, Nottingham is rarely out of the news on account of its absurdly high gun crime statistics. Secondly, if you're trying to convince everyone you're a real person, reeling off facts about me that I haven't shared with you is unwise.
Battered.
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Oh, interesting angle.If that is Battered, I hope he's got his kitchen cleaned up. I understand that he owes people food.
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Kroney, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:26,
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LEAVE IT LOVE, HE AIN'T WORF IT.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:08,
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I have little to base this onOther than I don't think WCC is any of the other ex-B3tans whose names have been touted, and Battered was (mostly) very calm in his posts, as is Weighters.
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Nah, I just looked at your profile.Got bored like.
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Who is Battered?
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I can't.They all appear as red Xs meaning that your hosting site is blocked where I work, for some reason.
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I'll have you know I am generally rated as the best-looking man on B3taBy a hastily-convened panel of one person
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I'm told you have a face like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle.(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:54, Reply)
That's probably the gayest thing I've ever read on here.(
Lisette von Falcon, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:40,
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Have I ever actually seen that?For all I know it's a pic of a field with some pretty flowers and a couple of cows
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Can't see that eitherbut I'm guessing it's your hilarious paint job
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Looks like japanese propiganda(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:13,
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You did reply to the thread.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:04,
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Best not to post facebook links on heresince they contain the persons profile number as well as real name.
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I am often a massive spastic.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:06,
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Who said that?Oh, that should be the other way round. It's still funny though, right?
Right?
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I too, struggle manfully to contain my hilarity at this idea.'Ha, ha, ha' I laugh. 'Ha, ha, ha'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:18,
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I expect sometimes that hilarity means you are, on occasion, literally "Laughing out Loud"which grants you the additional benefit of being able to use the acronym LOL.
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If I have to come over there and bitch slap you for not knowing the difference between Scotch and Scots, you will be fucking sorry.And they generally don't do that. It's just a myth we put about when we need another reason to feel aggrieved at the Bastard English.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:26,
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One of the red tops ran it as a headline when he bowed out of Wimbledon last year(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:45, Reply)
Oh, has he lost to the best player in the world?Who is generally reckoned to be totally unbeatable on clay, having won the French Open five times?
I am fucking stunned
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Nope, he's a moody old sod.I don't like moody sods.
In other news, ice lollies!
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You are logged onto the wrong site then!Mint choc Magnum please
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:21,
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Sorry, limited to my office.I've managed to cheer up a whole team, which is quite something.
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If I were in that hockey teamI'd be feeling slightly aggrieved about now.
Edit: rugby
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Kroney, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:28,
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I'm here Monty.I was busy putting out the flames on Anthea Turner's head.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:33,
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I missed the start of the new post, so Im putting htis in here.http://www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1226664
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:24,
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Will you be introducing him to OT?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:33,
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He'll be lurking already I'll wagerThanks for all those titgazzes love
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:36,
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So all we have to do is look at the boards and invite anyone with an L plate over to join us.*Plots*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:36,
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Yes "weightedcompanioncube", if that is indeed your name(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:37,
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Are you kept there so that she can 'beat the cube'(
Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:44,
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Oryou could go to /board, see the user named 'mr b3th', and talk to him. Spazmo.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:37,
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Do you think I care enough to bother?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:38,
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He tried to get into it beforethen got bored when no-one appreciated his immense humour reserves.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:44,
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When's he gonna release those then?(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:45,
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I give this latest fad half an hour.I think he's already doing something else.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:47,
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Loving the massive chevron though.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:48,
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That totally confused himbut then, most things do these days, the poor dear.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:50,
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Do you think I could hurry up his heart condition with a bit of traffic warden rollplay between me and you?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:39,
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I reckon all you need to do is cough near him at it'll all be over.But think of all the children who will wake up on Xmas morning to see their still-empty stockings, because *someone* could get to them because they'd died. Think of those poor, poor children.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:42,
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One-way traffic only.I'm going to have to write you a ticket.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:43,
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BUT I WAS INSIDE THE YELLOW LINES(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:52,
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YOU CAN'T, MY LIVELYHOOD DEPENDS ON IT ! OH GOD, THE KIDS, I'LL BE LATE FROM PICKING THEM UP FROM THE HOSPITAL !(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:08,
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