Is Jimmy Savile really a necrophile, or is it just a bizarre rumour?
Bonus points for Sarah Cornley lols.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 22:47, 49 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I think you just made that up
for some reason the top of the pops from a couple of days before I was born is on iplayer. Abba were number 1
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 22:55, Reply)

BBC4 are showing every TOTP from 1974 onwards.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 22:57, Reply)

that explains it
how are you this evening, sir? house a little straighter?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 22:58, Reply)

A bit.
There is still a bowl full of dishes from the weekend that need doing, but fuck it, he's doing them.

And I'm OK, thanks for asking. A bit meh, but OK.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:00, Reply)

STILL not done it?
blimey. Chain him to the sink until he does them
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:02, Reply)

It will be done, mark my words.
When him and his mate get in, they'll be gently reminded.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:03, Reply)

Get inside the Dalek and tell 'em.
That'll freak them right out.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:29, Reply)

I haven't made it up.
Google it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:01, Reply)

hmm
looks like a thing Richard Herring said once or something. I suspect it's a pretty bizarre rumour. I was going to say it needed pictures, but who the hell would want to see those?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:07, Reply)

I would.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:07, Reply)

you are a sick man

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:09, Reply)

I meant for evidential reasons.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:13, Reply)

yes 'evidential'

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:15, Reply)

Yes, evidential reasons.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:18, Reply)

YEEEEEEEEES...........
........ (strokes chin) eviDENTIAL!
(OTT, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 14:15, Reply)

I've got beer.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:24, Reply)

I've raised money for a hospital so they're giving me the keys to the morgue.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:27, Reply)

a trap for Jimmy?
or for your own pleasure?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:27, Reply)

Now there, now then!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:28, Reply)

Me, not Jimmy.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:28, Reply)

Jingle-Jangle-Jim!
Hows about that then?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:27, Reply)

The HIGNFY transcript sounds bogus to me
So does the second Bill & Ted film
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:40, Reply)

*air guitars*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:41, Reply)

Station!

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:42, Reply)

Station?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:43, Reply)

STATION!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:43, Reply)

How is your website coming along Captain?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:50, Reply)

i have done nothing to it
nor have I done anything about the big pile of marking except put it into littler piles. I am a waste of space at the moment
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:52, Reply)

Well you have been busy larping and with your two new house guests.
Are the piggies more comfortable now and less freaked out with life?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:55, Reply)

totally - they've got a very entertaining game they play with each other
like peep-a-boo through the cardboard tubes only with more chasing and squeaking, they play for hours, it's pretty funny. Right now they are too warm
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:56, Reply)

Take them out of the kitchen.
*nods wisely*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:57, Reply)

is all your wisdom from 80s music?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:59, Reply)

A lot of it, yes.
But rather than this being a rat in your kitchen.

I was just wondering if it was more of a case that than can't handle the heat and would therefore be more comfortable elsewhere.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 0:03, Reply)

I once had a rat in the kitchen, I didn't know what to do. It drowned itself by falling in a box of water
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 0:05, Reply)

Why did you have a box of water in your kitchen?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 0:08, Reply)

It's a rat trap, honey
and you've been caught.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 0:20, Reply)

:(

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 0:23, Reply)

Two alien beings found in heaven
They help Bill & Ted build two robots that fight the evil robots after merging into one big alien Station. 'Station' is their catchphrase.

/IMDB
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:45, Reply)

The word station has lost all meaning now. What a strange word

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:46, Reply)

MOAR RUM BARKEEP!

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:46, Reply)

i like rum

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:49, Reply)

It's great innit?

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:50, Reply)

There is a top quality boozer in my city that have been doing Captain Morgans for a quid for a while!
Arr!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:51, Reply)

yeah, but it's hte only alcohol
that makes me forget bits of the evening
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:52, Reply)

I have that problem with vodka.
and gin. And Cider.

and most other types of alcohol....
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:53, Reply)

Are you sure you're really Australian?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:57, Reply)

they drink lager for breakfast I hear

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:58, Reply)

sometimes I'm really not that sure at all.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:59, Reply)

You'll be all 'meh' about cricket next.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 0:01, Reply)

what do you mean "Next"?
I've been like that a long long time.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 4 Jun 2011, 0:05, Reply)

I know! You've said!
How are the studies going?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 0:08, Reply)

I'm a regular dark rum drinker so other alcohol hits me harder I find
Couple of glasses of wine and then exposure to open air and I'm anyones
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:54, Reply)

dark rum is the one i like
I had spiced rum at the bash in oxford and while I didn't drink all that much and it wasn't all that crazy, there are gaps and it all left me in a very strange mood the next day. I got lost in a museum :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:58, Reply)

Morgans Spiced Rum is way too easy to drink
I hate the 'night before gaps'. I go into guilt-overdrive and give myself heartburn. You'd think I'd learn but I never seem to.

I'm thinking of inventing a laptop that has an inbuilt breathalyser login - it'd counteract those Sunday morning panic-wakes where I rush to the laptop to check my Facebook status and the like.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 0:11, Reply)

If you are developing such a system, can you include something that stops you from buying things online when drunk.
Thanks in advance.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 0:12, Reply)

Well that's the thing, you wouldn't even be able to play solitaire
No username, no password, just breath
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 0:13, Reply)

It'll need a catchy name for you to sell it.
*puts on thinking cap*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 0:15, Reply)

I've seen the first film, but not the second.
This probably explains my lack of STATION!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:49, Reply)

I fell in love with Jane Wiedlin thanks to the first film
(played Joan of Arc, also sang 'Rush Hour' which is great)
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:53, Reply)

Bizzare rumour.
based around the fact that after his mum died he kept her room exactly like it was when she was alive and allegedly took her clothes to a dry cleaners each week.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 4 Jun 2011, 6:15, Reply)

He's a peculiar man.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 10:24, Reply)