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Evening All.
What have you done today?
I've slept off a huge amount of ale and watched motor racing.
I'm going to make some burgers now.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 18:21,
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Been shopping,
been to the bottle bank, done some washing, hung it out, tackled a huge pile of ironing, and some dishes.
Rock and fucking roll, me.
I'm now on my second can of Bass and will be hitting the wine shortly afterwards.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 5 Jun 2011, 18:28,
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I got round to watching Doctor Who earlier.
It was a bit obvious wasn't it.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 18:31,
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It only occurred to me afterwards
that there was a massive fuck off clue somewhere near the beginning. I won't elaborate, in case there's anyone who hasn't seen it yet.
But yes, it was entirely predictable.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 5 Jun 2011, 18:46,
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I saw that straight away
and went YES! I KNEW IT! but no one was there to appreciate my genius
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 19:09,
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I have to admit I completely missed it
I think they deliberately kept the two halves of the clue quite far apart so people wouldn't connect the two. But I did get the 'thing' anyway. I'd be very fucking surprised if anybody didn't, to be honest.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 5 Jun 2011, 19:16,
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The thing about the names
I spotted that last season.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 19:39,
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I didn't think so at the time
but then again, my brain is currently being occupied in other matters quite a bit.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 5 Jun 2011, 18:52,
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I know, right?
You'll never get spare parts for your dalek now they're being retired.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 5 Jun 2011, 18:58,
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Only temporarily, it seems.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 5 Jun 2011, 19:08,
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*Goes into Dalek voice*
YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT!
YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 19:10,
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I can wait.
I reckon they'll be back soonish, maybe not next year, but probably the year after.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 5 Jun 2011, 19:10,
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How are you getting on with your rollies DG?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 19:19,
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Not bad, saving a fortune.
I still buy a pack of menthols for through the week at work though.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 5 Jun 2011, 19:46,
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Although the boy's phone bill was £81 again this month.
Despite us telling him not to use calls until his new contract kicked in, the little shit.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 5 Jun 2011, 19:47,
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sounds like he's being a real trouble this month :(
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 19:48,
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You have no idea.
He's spent more on his phone in 3 months than I spend in a year. He just doesn't get it at all.
We've upped his contract to 900 minutes calls (it was only 100) and if he goes over that this month, the fucker's coming off him.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 5 Jun 2011, 19:53,
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£81 in a month is outrageous
that's three months for me and I have a fairly expensive contract. Are you considering just taking the phone off him if he can't be bothered to regulate himself?
edit: oops saw your last bit, thought you just meant you'd charge him
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 19:58,
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£81!!!
Is he making international calls!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 19:59,
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It was £84 last month
and £45 the month before. No more pocket money until the debt is paid.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 5 Jun 2011, 20:27,
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Jesus christ.
I've used my phone overseas for a fortnight and not come close to that sort of mobile spend.
Sounds like it might be time for him to give up his Saturdays and to get a job.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 20:29,
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I told you get the Menthol filters.
Have you had no joy getting any?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 19:47,
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I haven't looked tbh.
Buying a pack for the week is just because I can't be arsed with carrying the paraphanelia around with me.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 5 Jun 2011, 19:51,
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I'm not saying it was a bad storyline.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 18:59,
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I'm very much looking forward to the rest of the series in the Autumn.
Plus, it will feel like 1975 again, watching it on the dark nights.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 5 Jun 2011, 19:09,
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I wonder if they could arrange some power cuts for you, just to keep things authentic.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 19:10,
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We had one last week during the high winds.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 5 Jun 2011, 19:11,
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I just read back through that hilarious thread from a few weeks back where we discussed our pet hates.
Nothing quite like a bitch fest for bringing us together.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 18:40,
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Boot sale, breakfast with brother in law and his missus, nap, ebay, resistingthe urge to call my husband a useless spastic, shower, computing.
I think that about sums it up.
Everyone else keeping well?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 5 Jun 2011, 18:45,
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I've got face-ache.
And sore eyes. Really really sore eyes.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 19:00,
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Why have you got face-ache, Jeff?
spunk in the eye again?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 5 Jun 2011, 19:05,
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Hayfever which was quite bad yesterday resulting in very sore eyes today.
Face is aching from excessive sneezing, nose blowing and coughing.
But for the sake of the conversation. Yes. A bucket load of jizz managed to find its way into my eyes.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 19:08,
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*there there*
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 19:09,
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Thanks Captain.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 19:11,
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where?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 5 Jun 2011, 19:14,
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there on the stair
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 19:14,
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ew.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 5 Jun 2011, 19:16,
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been grumpy
done some marking, played with guinea pigs, watched Wall E. I feel like the humans in Wall E right now
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 19:08,
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I have never seen Wall E
so I cannot understand your comment.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 5 Jun 2011, 19:12,
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there are some bloaty listless people
who float around apathetically in floaty chairs
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 19:14,
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That now makes sense.
I feel like that quite a lot.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 5 Jun 2011, 19:17,
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Wall-E is my favourite digital animation
however today I watched Tangled and it's absolutely fucking brilliant, close to toppling Wall-E from the top of my list.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 19:39,
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have you watched The Iron Giant?
't is very good indeed.
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Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 19:46,
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I haven't seen it for years, not since it became my baby brother's film du jour and I was forced to watch part of it at least once a day for many months.
Tangled is superb though, a real return to form for Disney, and no talking animals!
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 19:51,
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had a super sunday liver livener after the best wedding ever.
Now doing some more revision for tomorrow.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 19:11,
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Waved off some B3tans and family.
Had a nap and finally got my iphone updated and put some apps on it. Woo!
I feel like I could conquer the world.
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girlinthehole, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 19:37,
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Aww did they come and see you again?
Lucky bugger.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 19:39,
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I not rite : )
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girlinthehole, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 19:48,
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I fear the lack of 'Party Ring' mentioning in your post suggests you let yourself down as a host.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 19:40,
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Are you talking in rhyme today?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 19:42,
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Watch me wreck the mic.
Watch me wreck the mic.
Watch me wreck the mic.
Psyche!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 19:44,
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There was pizza and cake.
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girlinthehole, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 19:48,
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Oooh. Pizza and cake.
I hope there was fizzy pop too.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 20:02,
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Cloudly lemonade and booze for the grown ups.
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girlinthehole, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 20:15,
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Had a pub lunch
lamb shank FTW
Not much else, although I did just post a suggestion for the next image challenge *hint, hint*
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 19:38,
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I've done nothing
ate food, listened to a priest talk about his wish to go wing-walking, had tea.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 19:40,
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Did the priest want to get closer to God?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 19:41,
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it tied into his sermon
about how Jesus probably didn't wing-walk from the top of the Mount
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 19:45,
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I think it's in one of the Gnostic Gospels
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Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 19:48,
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nine inch nails were my favourite band in my teens.
Closer to God FTW.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 19:59,
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Hello you.
How the devil are you?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 19:41,
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Okay thanks
exam-ridden at the moment. How about you?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 19:45,
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Alright, caught up on a shitload of sleep this weekend, I think I've had about an extra eight hours in naps
which was desperately needed. Another early night tonight I reckon. I also might just have a new part-time job as an alpaca handler.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 19:50,
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You can handle my alpaca any time love. *does dirty laugh*
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girlinthehole, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 19:52,
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Is it Huacaya or Suri?
Fluffy or dreadlocked?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 19:52,
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Definitely fluffy!
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girlinthehole, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 20:00,
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glad to hear it
you in Oxford any time soon?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 19:52,
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I don't have any specific plans to be although I do need to shop a little at some point.
Trip to Primark and some noodles?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 19:57,
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noodles!
and smoked crispy beef. Come visit soon
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 19:59,
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I'll try and sort something out with daughter and we'll come over together.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 20:01,
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Sounds good to me
I'm around for the next three weeks or so at least. Only days I definitely can't do are 13th and 17th since they're exam days
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 20:05,
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I'm crossing my fingers
that no cunt swoops in and bids up on this ebay item
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 20:13,
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link please.
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girlinthehole, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 20:15,
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just a Sonisphere ticket
and a dress
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 20:16,
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DANGER DANGER BGB GAZUMPING
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 20:16,
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Oi!
I haz morals.
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girlinthehole, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 20:17,
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And fine morals they are too.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 20:17,
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*jiggles morals*
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girlinthehole, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 20:18,
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the fuckers have ramped it up
damn them
*admires BGB's morals*
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 20:20,
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What? on the ticket?
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girlinthehole, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 20:21,
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yeah and the dress
I was hoping it would go for about £120, but it looks set to go to £170
edit: ticket went for £165 :(
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 20:22,
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Have a look at the Scarlet Mist website for the Sonisphere ticket.
It's an ethical ticket exchange. Both sides make a small charitable donation and the ticket price is agreed between the seller/purchaser.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 20:26,
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None available.
Keep checking though.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 20:30,
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I think you can sign up for e-mail alerts for when tickets get placed there.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 20:33,
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alright quenders?
Is there a sweepstake on when swipe will de-flounce?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 20:27,
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