This link is better
www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/hso7m/iama_a_person_who_makes_the_majority_of_my_income/
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:05, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Fucking hell!
I guess you have to applaud his ingenuity to some degree.
( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:08, Reply)

I can't read that
the formatting is terrible.

And there is far too much negative space.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:09, Reply)

explain this negative space thing to me

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:34, Reply)

If you have a space and it's like, omg! life is shit and no one loves me etc
Then it's negative space.
( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:37, Reply)

I think, I don't know for sure, but I think it's a reference to Lab's explanation of his awesome new hand-poked tattoo.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:38, Reply)

This is as much as I know

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:39, Reply)

the reference to the tattoo is new to me.
in related news, I've got my design sorted!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:39, Reply)

Awesome!
Got it in a format you can post/gaz? I'd love to see it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:41, Reply)

^THIS

( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:42, Reply)

on secondment so don't have the file with me unfortunately
it's a series of wave silhouettes in black with the negative space making silhouettes in white.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:42, Reply)

Sounds good!
Post it when you can.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:43, Reply)

I'll get the mrs to send it to me tonight or something

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:44, Reply)

You got a pic for it?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:43, Reply)

see above

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:45, Reply)

I did hear you say the phrase "negative space" about eight times over the course of the weekend :P

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:40, Reply)

They were using it as an insult when they turned up
And I used it when describing the design of my tattoo.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:42, Reply)

I know they were, and your use of it was the inspiration I fear.
I could be a million miles off, I don't have a clue really.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:44, Reply)

I used it like twice on here before they turned up
But that is my thought as well. They'll probably tell you in secret if you ask 'em.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:46, Reply)

I doubt it, they'd be all elitist and totally like "Hahah we know something you don't know" then make plans at some meat outlet without telling anyone.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:48, Reply)

London bastards.
They were telling people though, just not me. Bullying, pure and simple.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:49, Reply)

It makes my tummy sad D:

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:52, Reply)

We're all eating at a meat outlet without you in the not too distant future.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:52, Reply)

You should get whichever dish has the most German cucumbers in.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:53, Reply)

I don't think Al's arse is on the menu

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:57, Reply)

POTD

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:00, Reply)

Vippers' tattoo

(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:06, Reply)

uncanny

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:07, Reply)

You have three magenta dolphins tattood how cute

( Peej, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:10, Reply)

I don't think that's what al means
But I really have no clue.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:39, Reply)

You'll need a -large hadron collider to find it, if indeed it does exist

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:45, Reply)

this made me laugh
'–]MasterGolbez
is 14 a "little girl"? Is someone who's attracted to 14 year olds a "pedophile"?'

yes
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:36, Reply)

I read that and was not surprised tbh.

( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:37, Reply)

I saw that too
Made me facepalm.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:38, Reply)

No, no he's not.
He's an ephebophile.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:38, Reply)

Sounds like something you catch from monkeys.

( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:39, Reply)

semantics

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:39, Reply)

Well, yes, but a paedophile is someone who is attracted to prepubescents.
Ephebophilia is adolescents, which your average 14 year old is.

Though "paedophilia" is a catchall term that is used without regard for its strict original meaning, he is technically not a paedophile.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:41, Reply)

I refer you to my learned colleagues post below.

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:43, Reply)

I apologise but misuse of greek-rooted words does occasionally annoy me.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:44, Reply)

does it annoy you when people say octopi?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:45, Reply)

Yes, and it annoys me when people say medias and datas
and when they don't use the subjunctive.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:46, Reply)

It annoys me when people say, "25 year old male"
Male what exactly?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:47, Reply)

Baby cats are kittens and baby dogs are puppys
what on earth are baby humans?
( Peej, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:49, Reply)

lunch

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:50, Reply)

Yet male can be used as a noun
"the male of the species" etc, so it makes grammatical sense.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:49, Reply)

If indeed that really is sense.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:51, Reply)

Hello chubbikins.
Hope all's well!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:52, Reply)

Not on planet of the naked ape

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:55, Reply)

You're a logophile.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:43, Reply)

That is true.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:43, Reply)

Kroney is a LOGophile

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:44, Reply)

Maybe semantically
But in law he's a noncing peedy McPeed.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:39, Reply)

I AM THE LAW!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:44, Reply)

You are a paedophile
you are a nonce, you're a perv, you're a slot badger, you're a two pin din plug, you're a bush dodger, you're a small bean regarder, you're an unabummer, you're a nut administrator, you're a bent ref, you're the crazy world of Arthur Brown, you're a fence foal, you're a free willy, you're a chimney bottler, you're a bunty man, you're a shrub rocketeer...
( Peej, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:47, Reply)

I think I'll watch that Brass Eye special tonight.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:49, Reply)

The child was trapped in an area of the Internet the size of ireland

( Peej, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:51, Reply)

some of those are outstanding

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:50, Reply)

Chris Morris is a leg-end

( Peej, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:51, Reply)

Isn't paedophilia attraction to the sexually immature?
a 14 year old is past puberty, so he is not a paedophile.
( Kroney, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:44, Reply)

Pay attention Kroney

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:46, Reply)

Thank you!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:47, Reply)