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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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This is a great idea for a website.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-south-asia-13616123
What's another great idea for a website I can steal.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:58, 162 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Check Gonz's facebook
he usually has a few good ideas worth stealing.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:01, Reply)
Oh yeah I saw his Orange wednesday thing,
he should sell that to orange.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:02, Reply)
On Wednesday

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:19, Reply)
Please don't steal that Orange Wed one from me, I've already spent a few hours on it.
I'm mashing up load of different APIs or this one, the worst one is Foursquare, they're pricks.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:25, Reply)
Some sort of internet pron website.
Bindun?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:02, Reply)
B3tan's-banged.com
It could be a winner.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:03, Reply)
www.munchybox.com

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:04, Reply)
smellybox.com

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:04, Reply)
My local pizza place have started to sell munchy boxes!
£9 apparently. I need me some beer before I try one
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:19, Reply)
I like the alternative name "Govan Tapas"

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:23, Reply)
Haha!
I do too
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:24, Reply)
There is always another niche and a another pervert to fill it
transexual midget donkey scat anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:04, Reply)
Offer to sell your granny's toenail clippings
I'm sure there's a market.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:05, Reply)
quite a limited supply though I would think.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:07, Reply)
As they've both been dead for over 25 years
the supply is nigh on depleted
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:08, Reply)
That website is hardly original.
This website for whistle blowers has been around for ages.

www.rogerwhittaker.com/
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:04, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:08, Reply)
I fucking love Super Troopers

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:13, Reply)
meow then....

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:14, Reply)
We all hear about shitty exes on websites but what about one that extols the virtues of the good ones.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:04, Reply)
Good exes?
Pfft. Don't exist.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:05, Reply)
I've had a couple I would happily big up to the masses.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:08, Reply)
Who want's to give an ex a good review though?
that'll just make them go off with someone better than you.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:05, Reply)
A little bitterness creeping through there

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:07, Reply)
I'm a ball of hatred and bitterness,
just ask my exes.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:08, Reply)
Doesn't matter.
They're your ex.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:07, Reply)
Two of my exes are now married to friends of mine

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:20, Reply)
Hello Blousie
I have no exes, but I can big up a few of my hot friends. Will that do?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:26, Reply)
No exes
Are they all deceased?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:07, Reply)
No
I'm just a loser, and married the first bloke that came along.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:12, Reply)
Fair enough then

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:17, Reply)
Hell yeah!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:12, Reply)
Also
I am reliably informed by People Who Know, that DJ is quite good looking. This information troubles me.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:14, Reply)
He is unfortunately.
Sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:15, Reply)
Dammit!
Does that make me the ugly one in the family?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:16, Reply)
No it just means he gets all the birds.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:16, Reply)
and the boys, apparently.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:17, Reply)
Al wouldn't love him so if he was an uggo.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:16, Reply)
I propose a website with a section
where people can tell off-colour jokes, be racist/sexist/everythingist and no-one (not even Peter) is offended.

Particular attention should be given to so-called memes.
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:18, Reply)
It would never work.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:19, Reply)
trudat

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:19, Reply)
Sounds beastly

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:21, Reply)
I call lunch sub-thread
Chicken, spring onion, chilli, peanut butter, soy sauce and povvo chicken noodles, all mixed togther. NOM
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:25, Reply)
Don't!
I'm starving, and lunch seems to be some while off yet.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:27, Reply)
DO IT NOW!
DOOOO ITTTTT!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:27, Reply)
I can't.
Still out of teh house for a while. I've had a flaspjack though, which will have to tide me over.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:28, Reply)
Rye bread, low fat cheese and quorn ham. Apple.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:35, Reply)
I'm eating a packet of strawberry flavoured laces

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:36, Reply)
Been nicking sweets of your daughter again?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:40, Reply)
yup

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:55, Reply)
Right, I've been sat here furious for fifteen minutes reading this abortion
it's 'off', now get to the back of the fucking class
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:55, Reply)
Aren't you going to cane me?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:58, Reply)
No, you're banished to the remedial desk, you'll have to sit next to 'set your faces to stunned', if his arse isn't taking up both chairs again

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:04, Reply)
Suits me.
I like the bad boys.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:09, Reply)
She did say sweets 'of' his daughter.
Therefore, and being slightly pedantic, could have been referring to the fact that the sweets belonged to his daughter.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:36, Reply)
Pork & apple curry, with spinach and potato

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:36, Reply)
I've just gotten up.
YEAH
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:56, Reply)
lazystudentlols

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:58, Reply)
We're just jealous.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:00, Reply)
To be honest I couldn't go back to that.
I seemed to waste half my student life in bed and not in a good way.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:01, Reply)
I tell you what
If I could be 18 again, there's a lot I'd do very differently. Including "the good way".
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:03, Reply)
If I could be 18 again, I'd be the biggest slut this side of the pennines.
And I'd work hard too.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:05, Reply)
^this

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:13, Reply)
I'd have gone into sound engineering or the tv and radio production course I was originally going to do.
Aside from that, I missed out on a LOT of stuff from being too insecure and all that teenage angsty shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:18, Reply)
^this
If I had the confidance then that I have now, (and I'm still racked with self doubt), then I'd have been laughing.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:19, Reply)
I would stop caring what the women thought of me
and just hit them with hammers afterwards.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:06, Reply)
Hah, that's a lesson I learned too late.
Besides, whatever women say, they don't want you to care what they think of you. They want you to be a bad-boy cunt so they try to change you, fail and therefore have something to complain to their mates about. Being nice gets you the sum total of nowhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:19, Reply)
I'm nice and I do just fine
You must just be dog dick ugly.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:22, Reply)
Only in my heart, Lab.
Which is apparently where it counts.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:23, Reply)
I've stopped trying to figure out why no one wants me and use all that energy having fun.
*skips merrily*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:24, Reply)
I've just started being less nice. Works like a charm.
I'm just annoyed it took me this long to figure it out.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:26, Reply)
hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:26, Reply)
You sold out, then?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:26, Reply)
He read The Game
He's all about the 'negging' and 'peacocking' now.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:27, Reply)
Haha
The Game's beta male tactics, Labs. I'm of the "act like an arrogant prick and profit" school.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:29, Reply)
So you have read it?
I have, it's quite fascinating in a "Damn, this shit works?" way. It's too much like lying and being a cunt for me to actually try any of it though.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:30, Reply)
No, I can't say that I have.
In all honesty, I can't stand it when people play games in relationships. I try not to be hypocrit.

I'm not surprised it works, though. What people say they want and what they actually want very rarely meet in the middle.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:32, Reply)
Unless, you know, you're honest and tell the truth and are self-aware.
Not everyone's short-sighted, focused on instant gratification and selfish.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:33, Reply)
I am honest and self aware. I tell the truth as much as the next man.
I am also shallow and self-centred. One thing does not preclude the other.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:43, Reply)
I was talking about people in general, that wasn't specifically aimed at you.
Good defence though, well played.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:46, Reply)
It's a good read, a bit car-crash tv at times
I truly cannot stand mind games and the like, but I also can't stand people who constantly say "I'm like an open book, WYSIWYG, if you don't like me for who I am then you can fuck off" etc.

In fact, I just don't really like people.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:34, Reply)
Yes you do.
*tickles*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:35, Reply)
Gerroff!
Meany!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:37, Reply)
Yet, for some reason, people seem to like you.
You must be a terrible cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:35, Reply)
The worst.

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:37, Reply)
Genetically, we're identical to the first homo sapiens to evolve.
Male and female turns ons and offs have been rationalised since then, but haven't changed.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:28, Reply)
Depends on whether you value a bit of pussy over your personality and morals, I guess.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:29, Reply)
Given that I have neither, it's not much of a trade.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:30, Reply)
Well I could act like a cunt and be knee-deep in fanny but would I truly, wholeheartedly be happy?
Probably, yes. Damn.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:31, Reply)
I'd change a hell of a lot
which is a bit worrying
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:08, Reply)
You're not lost, yet. Change now!
Otherwise you'll only get to my age and realise that yep, you should have done it ten years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:22, Reply)
while there is a lot I would change about my formative years
I wouldn't want to not meet my mrs, so can't really say I would change much stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:33, Reply)
GAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYy

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:35, Reply)
^this

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:36, Reply)
I almost vomited while typing it
but it's true.

It surprises me that I've found someone who is so much like how I would describe my ideal woman. She could be a bit taller though, and have a better singing voice.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:38, Reply)
And she could relinquish possession of your balls every now and again

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:40, Reply)
yeah, there is that

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:43, Reply)
IT'S NEVER GOOD ENOUGH IS IT VIPERS.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:40, Reply)
are you calling me a snake?
and no, I have high standards
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:44, Reply)
Exams finished?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:23, Reply)
This link is better
www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/hso7m/iama_a_person_who_makes_the_majority_of_my_income/
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:05, Reply)
Fucking hell!
I guess you have to applaud his ingenuity to some degree.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:08, Reply)
I can't read that
the formatting is terrible.

And there is far too much negative space.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:09, Reply)
explain this negative space thing to me

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:34, Reply)
If you have a space and it's like, omg! life is shit and no one loves me etc
Then it's negative space.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:37, Reply)
I think, I don't know for sure, but I think it's a reference to Lab's explanation of his awesome new hand-poked tattoo.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:38, Reply)
This is as much as I know

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:39, Reply)
the reference to the tattoo is new to me.
in related news, I've got my design sorted!
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:39, Reply)
Awesome!
Got it in a format you can post/gaz? I'd love to see it.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:41, Reply)
^THIS

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:42, Reply)
on secondment so don't have the file with me unfortunately
it's a series of wave silhouettes in black with the negative space making silhouettes in white.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:42, Reply)
Sounds good!
Post it when you can.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:43, Reply)
I'll get the mrs to send it to me tonight or something

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:44, Reply)
You got a pic for it?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:43, Reply)
see above

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:45, Reply)
I did hear you say the phrase "negative space" about eight times over the course of the weekend :P

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:40, Reply)
They were using it as an insult when they turned up
And I used it when describing the design of my tattoo.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:42, Reply)
I know they were, and your use of it was the inspiration I fear.
I could be a million miles off, I don't have a clue really.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:44, Reply)
I used it like twice on here before they turned up
But that is my thought as well. They'll probably tell you in secret if you ask 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:46, Reply)
I doubt it, they'd be all elitist and totally like "Hahah we know something you don't know" then make plans at some meat outlet without telling anyone.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:48, Reply)
London bastards.
They were telling people though, just not me. Bullying, pure and simple.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:49, Reply)
It makes my tummy sad D:

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:52, Reply)
We're all eating at a meat outlet without you in the not too distant future.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:52, Reply)
You should get whichever dish has the most German cucumbers in.

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:53, Reply)
I don't think Al's arse is on the menu

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:57, Reply)
POTD

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:00, Reply)
Vippers' tattoo

(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:06, Reply)
uncanny

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:07, Reply)
You have three magenta dolphins tattood how cute

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:10, Reply)
I don't think that's what al means
But I really have no clue.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:39, Reply)
You'll need a -large hadron collider to find it, if indeed it does exist

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:45, Reply)
this made me laugh
'–]MasterGolbez
is 14 a "little girl"? Is someone who's attracted to 14 year olds a "pedophile"?'

yes
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:36, Reply)
I read that and was not surprised tbh.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:37, Reply)
I saw that too
Made me facepalm.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:38, Reply)
No, no he's not.
He's an ephebophile.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:38, Reply)
Sounds like something you catch from monkeys.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:39, Reply)
semantics

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:39, Reply)
Well, yes, but a paedophile is someone who is attracted to prepubescents.
Ephebophilia is adolescents, which your average 14 year old is.

Though "paedophilia" is a catchall term that is used without regard for its strict original meaning, he is technically not a paedophile.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:41, Reply)
I refer you to my learned colleagues post below.

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:43, Reply)
I apologise but misuse of greek-rooted words does occasionally annoy me.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:44, Reply)
does it annoy you when people say octopi?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:45, Reply)
Yes, and it annoys me when people say medias and datas
and when they don't use the subjunctive.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:46, Reply)
It annoys me when people say, "25 year old male"
Male what exactly?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:47, Reply)
Baby cats are kittens and baby dogs are puppys
what on earth are baby humans?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:49, Reply)
lunch

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:50, Reply)
Yet male can be used as a noun
"the male of the species" etc, so it makes grammatical sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:49, Reply)
If indeed that really is sense.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:51, Reply)
Hello chubbikins.
Hope all's well!
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:52, Reply)
Not on planet of the naked ape

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:55, Reply)
You're a logophile.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:43, Reply)
That is true.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:43, Reply)
Kroney is a LOGophile

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:44, Reply)
Maybe semantically
But in law he's a noncing peedy McPeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:39, Reply)
I AM THE LAW!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:44, Reply)
You are a paedophile
you are a nonce, you're a perv, you're a slot badger, you're a two pin din plug, you're a bush dodger, you're a small bean regarder, you're an unabummer, you're a nut administrator, you're a bent ref, you're the crazy world of Arthur Brown, you're a fence foal, you're a free willy, you're a chimney bottler, you're a bunty man, you're a shrub rocketeer...
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:47, Reply)
I think I'll watch that Brass Eye special tonight.

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:49, Reply)
The child was trapped in an area of the Internet the size of ireland

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:51, Reply)
some of those are outstanding

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:50, Reply)
Chris Morris is a leg-end

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:51, Reply)
Isn't paedophilia attraction to the sexually immature?
a 14 year old is past puberty, so he is not a paedophile.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:44, Reply)
Pay attention Kroney

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:46, Reply)
Thank you!

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:47, Reply)

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