It'll take you less time than that to make me cry
That is not an invitation
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:17, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

this is actually what I'm afraid of
I'll end up a drunken mess crying in an alley while loads of people laugh at me and I'll be stuck in a country where I don't know anyone and it will be horrible.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:18, Reply)

I did that once.
not the crying, but the rest.
( Kroney, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:20, Reply)

I'm actually more afraid I'm going to get drunk and try to hit on people.

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:24, Reply)

My understanding is that this is what bashes are all about.

( Kroney, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:25, Reply)

it's funny that I find this more frightening than being in a country where I don't know anything or anyone

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:25, Reply)

This is standard.
Sometimes, it even works!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:28, Reply)

munchy munchy munch

( Kroney, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:29, Reply)

That's the problem with the prospect of attending a B3ta bash
It's so hard to know how many people on here are actually cunts IRL
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:21, Reply)

I know several people off here think I'm a cunt IRL
Don't blame them really...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:29, Reply)

Ironic
You're one of those I'm absolutely sure isn't
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:33, Reply)

best think again then

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:34, Reply)

he IS Northern

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:34, Reply)

I don't know what this means!
stereotype lulz
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:37, Reply)

A friend of mine from Carolina
opined that people from Northern Britain are much like those from the Southern American states. Hope this helps.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:39, Reply)

Which ones though? There's where I'm from...Virginia...then there's backwoods southern...like Kentucky...

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:41, Reply)

A friend of mine lives in Virginia.
You probably know him. He's called Ian.
( Kroney, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:42, Reply)

Oh yeah, I met him last week.

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:43, Reply)

How's Sarah, his wife?

( Kroney, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:45, Reply)

broke her ankle in the garden but is okay

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:47, Reply)

Her name's not Sarah, it's Kate
HAHAHAHA I CAUGHT YOU IN A LIE
( Kroney, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:48, Reply)

he dumped kate and is with sarah now
stop being a moron
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:50, Reply)

Without the sun tans

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:42, Reply)

hahaha
sun tans are awesome
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:44, Reply)

i go brown as shit in the sun

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:46, Reply)

I don't turn brown, it's more of a reddish orange
because i'm 7/8s american indian
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:49, Reply)

Shockingly I don't think anyone thinks I'm a cunt IRL
I need to work on this
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:40, Reply)

I've heard it said.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:41, Reply)

The key words in that sentence are "I don't think"
I'm not saying EVERYONE thinks you're a cunt IRL. But I am implying it.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:42, Reply)

whatevs cockneck

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:43, Reply)

Hahaha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:44, Reply)

You're lovely and you know it, you evil little witch!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:43, Reply)