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This is your last 24 hours, when the clock ticks for the final time, you shall die peacefully and painlessly in that moment.
What would you do in this time?

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inspired by this very humbling page: alicepyne.blogspot.com/
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:09, 51 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Sex, drugs and rock and roll.
The family can fuck off.
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:09, Reply)
Can't you make it 48 hours and then Jeff will have time to fly out to be with me?

(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:11, Reply)
It won't take me 48 hours to get to you Blousie...
Hang on, you mean your other Jeff, don't you?

*Sobs*
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:19, Reply)
I saw a movie with him in the other day, then I realised it wasn't him, it was val kilmer.
Crazy.
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:22, Reply)
Wut!

(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:22, Reply)

rhysgarner.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/val-kilmer-as-a-felon1.jpg
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:33, Reply)
he looks surprisingly like Jeff Bridges there

(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:35, Reply)
He really does. It took a few seconds for me to see Kilmer, in fact.

(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:36, Reply)
validation
*punches the sky*
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:40, Reply)
Fuck some shit up in impotent rage at my imminent demise. You?

(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:10, Reply)
probably weep like a big jessy

(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:10, Reply)
Your mum

(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:11, Reply)
Or write letters to as many people as I can.
Maybe do a bit of travelling around to meet some people.
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:12, Reply)
Drink. It's how I cope with all my problems.

(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:12, Reply)
Ditch the diet

(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:12, Reply)
What diet?

(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:13, Reply)
Shhh!

(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:15, Reply)
I can think of one thing.
It's incredibly naughty and would require a lot of the day spent travelling, but would totally be worth it.

And no, I am not going to tell you what it is.
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:12, Reply)
You want me don't you?

(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:13, Reply)
We all do, Blousie.

(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:15, Reply)
Worth going Up North for?

(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:16, Reply)
Hell yeah!
Worth flying over the Atlantic for.
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:17, Reply)
That's a bold statement.

(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:18, Reply)
I speak from experience.

(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:19, Reply)
Of course.
You had him totally pussy whipped!
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:22, Reply)
Well he was a pussy, that is true.

(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:17, Reply)
You should start the day off by going on the pier.
And then letting me know if it's worth going before the world ends.
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:19, Reply)
hahaha!

(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:20, Reply)
You take the train down to kings cross and then the picadilly line up to southgate (third from the top), it's quite an easy journey once you get in.

(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:20, Reply)
I'd probably kill someone
Someone evil, obviously, but you're talking about being able to do anything without long-term consequences.
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:19, Reply)
I'd tell everyone exactly what I think of them.
Then I'd probably go hang out with my mom.
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:20, Reply)
I like this.
The trouble is I want to be liked, even after I'm dead.
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:21, Reply)
but I'll die happy
because I'd been able to tell those twats that they're twats, even if I care about them, and then those that aren't twats will erect a statue in my honor because I'm so awesome
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:31, Reply)
Your mom will be busy that day.

(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:21, Reply)
:((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:22, Reply)
Jesus loves you.

(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:23, Reply)
Spend time with my favourite people, probably have a lovely meal
Not sure I'd be able to get back to see my parents, if everyone was going to die, but if it's just me I'm sure they'd make it down.

As long as I'm not in any pain for the 24 hours, I don't think it matters.
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:25, Reply)
Alice Pyne's blog
is fucking heartbreaking.

I'm welling up.
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:26, Reply)
It's awful isn't it.
She wants to stay in a caravan.
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:28, Reply)
You bastard. I laughed and now I feel like a horrible person.

(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:29, Reply)
You laughed because you're EVIL.

(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:33, Reply)
oh look, I've laughed again
I must be evil
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:34, Reply)
That's shameful.
I hope she makes it to 16. *twiddles moustache*
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:35, Reply)
It would amuse me if 'Bukkake' was on her list

(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:36, Reply)
Oh man!
Perhaps it could be incorporated into "To have a photoshoot with Milly, Clarissa, Sammie and Megs".

They sound like broadminded girls.
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:39, Reply)
I assumed they were addtional labradors
and that she was into the old beastlove
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:40, Reply)
Step aside gents.
Allow me to investigate.
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:41, Reply)
Nothing to see here.
*woof*
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:42, Reply)
I would like to go on record right now
to say that ASDA Cheeky Chimp ice cream is no fucking substitute for Ben & Jerrys Chunky Monkey.

No matter what mr b3th tried to tell me when he brought home two cartons of the stuff last night.
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:42, Reply)
Tight-fisted old bugger
A young bit of tottie for a wife and he can't even bother his arse buying you decent goodies. Shameful.
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:51, Reply)
Too right.
I'd keep my young wife in all the premium ice cream she wanted. Until she got fat. Then I'd go and get a new one.
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:56, Reply)
It's the circle of life

(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:31, Reply)

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