I made the decision not to go to the gym and to go home and dye my hair instead.

( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:06, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I approve of this decision.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:07, Reply)

What colour are you going for?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:07, Reply)

Not grey!

( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:08, Reply)

I hope you aren't currently 'Battleship Blousie'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:10, Reply)

Just a little grey at the temples which with careful upkeep is kept at bay.

( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:11, Reply)

I saw a pal I'd not seen for a couple of years the other day.
He couldn't believe how grey I've gone.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:30, Reply)

I wouldn't have bothered dyeing it if I'd kept it short.
It looked cool. Long hair however, unless nice and thick looks meh when grey.
( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:33, Reply)

Great.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:51, Reply)

I mean on women you pleb.

( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:54, Reply)

**********BREAKING NEWS****************
More on the half hour
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:08, Reply)

Thank you and now for the weather update.
It's raining men, hallelujah!
( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:09, Reply)

I could never figure out how Geri Halliwell got a number one with a shit rendition of a shit song

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:10, Reply)

Pink pound innit.

( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:11, Reply)

Fucking bastards

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:13, Reply)

I don't think Rory could even get to a quarter pound.
Even by thinking hard about his gran.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:14, Reply)

I think she meant his prolapse

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:23, Reply)

Ewwww.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:28, Reply)

The British music-buying public are morons
For further examples thereof, see; Oasis, Vengaboys, Robbie fucking Williams and the Macarena
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:17, Reply)

Yeah, but equally I've got Whigfield AND Shampoo to throw back into your GAY FACE

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:21, Reply)

Christ, I'd forgotten about Shampoo
The first band to coin the phrase "Girl Power", if I remember rightly. I hope they sued the fuck out of Halliwell and co
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:28, Reply)

How can you even admit to knowing about this shit?
Have you no discretion?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:30, Reply)

I believe we've established that I know an enormous amount of useless shite
It became slightly less worthy of mockery circa December 2nd
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:33, Reply)

I used to know them.
Tedious namedrop but as ever the truth. They went off to Japan and made a FORTUNE.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:30, Reply)

I remember a Smash Hits caption under a picture of them
It read 'Shampoo: pigs in knickers'
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:32, Reply)

Last seen by me, vomiting into my friend Mat's kitchen sink.
They were taking turns.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:34, Reply)

One of them reviewed our club night in Camden and was very rude about it.
Amusingly it was described as a 'music industry back-slapping boy's club' and less amusingly 'boring'.

We saw her out a couple of weeks later and she shat herself and ran off.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:35, Reply)

I believe that at one point they were both number one and two in the charts
Only in Japan
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:32, Reply)

They were 'number two' alright.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:41, Reply)

What colour?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:08, Reply)

See above.

( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:09, Reply)

I did, and am satisfied.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:11, Reply)

hurr hurr
You said 'satisfied'
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:13, Reply)

And I meant it too.
feeling a bit drousy now.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:14, Reply)

go blonde!

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:12, Reply)

I am so not a blonde.
I was however, a redhead for quite a long time but it's hard work keeping it looking nice and shiny on long hair.
( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:13, Reply)

Bob Martins?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:15, Reply)

I'll bear that in mind.

( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:34, Reply)