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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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but I wouldn't say I looked much older than 21 or 22. Perhaps it comes of working in a university, that people tend to think I'm a student rather than staff...
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:09, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
That felt good.
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:12, Reply)
and got chatting to a group of people in the beer garden who simply would not believe that either of us were older than 19. There was a moment of smug silence after they left (particularly as he is quite touchy about his age)
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:14, Reply)
*Tennis scoring nonce lolz*
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:15, Reply)
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:18, Reply)
I am embarrassingly smitten. If I could only get rid of all these stupid nagging insecurities then it would all be awesome.
Oh, and get a new job somewhere I don't have to move. That'd be awesome too.
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:22, Reply)
I got told I look 19 a few months back. That was nice.
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(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:16, Reply)
1/ Can they afford to drink
2/ Do they look like they can handle their drink
3/ Could they possibly be over the age of 18
Answer 'yes' to those question and most pubs seem to operate a 'no questions asked' approach.
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:19, Reply)
it's not the case any more. At least, not in any kind of classy establishment. It's not worth the fine if you get caught serving underage, especially as the person who serves you is liable for it.
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:21, Reply)
maaaaaaaaaaajor fines over here, plus you could get jail time
my cousin was 17 and he died at a party, they brought charges against the guy that bought the alcohol
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:23, Reply)
if none of you guys can drink until you're 21, what the fuck do you do for shits and giggles when you go to college?
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:25, Reply)
but they were high school kids, not college kids
it'd be better to teach kids about moderation than to say NO OMG etc
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:31, Reply)
they tried that here, along with adjusting the opening hours of bars to make it more of a 'café culture' (ie, don't go out at 8pm and get hammered in 2 hours because the bars shut at 11pm) and it just hasn't worked. Not at all.
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:34, Reply)
so that they think "If I drink, I will die"
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:40, Reply)
I still drink, and I still get drunk. Just...more sensibly so than on that occasion.
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:41, Reply)
but when you're a KID
like 11 or so
it'd be the best for everyone I think
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:43, Reply)
Well, you look younger than you are!
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:24, Reply)
my dad worked in a brewery, and got free booze. Occasionally he'd bring home a crate of some shit-awful alcopop which I would nick bottles of. It tasted like lilt and nail varnish remover.
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:26, Reply)
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:30, Reply)
being the raging alcoholic that he was. I remember elderberry wine that was like rocket fuel. Nasty shit; I think my sister and I 'rescued' most of that when it was thrown out and used it to set things on fire with.
At least he never sank as low as Special Brew. Kestrel lager, yes, but not Special Brew.
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:33, Reply)
mid-month, he'd have downgraded to Carling. Then at the end of the month, when we had quite literally no money at all, it'd be Kestrel lager. Or White Lightning, very occasionally.
Bleurgh. And once again: bleurgh.
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:38, Reply)
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:42, Reply)
"I wanna live in a caravan sooooooooo freakin' baaaaaad"
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:47, Reply)
as long as you've got ID. I've lost count of the number of times I've been ID'd by people younger than I am, who've then murmured a shamed apology when they've worked out how old I am.
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:16, Reply)
Being a bit of a joker, I said 'no' - this caused no end of confusion as the girl on the checkout who asked me was being trained and she didn't have English as her first language.
The woman training her got confused as well and asked me how old I was, I said '34' (or whatever it was at the time) and we then got intoa debate about how the original question should have been asked. Asking me if I'm 18 will get the answer 'no' asking me if I'm over '18' will get the answer 'yes'
Turned out the girl being trained was asking everyone their age, regardless of what they were buying and how old they were.
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:28, Reply)
You can drink 'till you're sick without worrying about losing your ID or being expected to tip anyone working in a bar or pub.
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:47, Reply)
In fact, if you plan your travels well, you could get cheap beer!
www.pintprice.com/
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:54, Reply)
Or poor Kristine will end up sitting in a Wetherspoons somewhere wondering why all British people have no teeth and wear tracksuits.
Evenin'.
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:04, Reply)
even when they were popular here, people would only wear the bottoms
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:08, Reply)
The bottoms are more popular than the tops - I believe that in the strata of society to whom this enduring apparel appeals the top is analogous to a dinner jacket.
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:14, Reply)
This was not the case in the early 80s in New York.
Did the Rock Steady Crew teach you NOTHING, WOMAN?
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:28, Reply)
His real name is Richard Colon, you know. You would change your monicker if your parents named you Dick Colon wouldn't you. You would though, eh. Wouldn't you.
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:33, Reply)
Maybe I can get you to change your user name to Dick Colon then.
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:38, Reply)
The Channel 4 show.
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:39, Reply)
I know about Ancient Greek armour and I'm not 2,500 years old.
I JUST LOOK IT AHAHAHAHA.
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:37, Reply)
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:40, Reply)
I'm going to tell an adult about this.
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:40, Reply)
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